There must have been something in the water this weekend, because despite the usual mid-summer slump we were treated to two scenes of full nudity on the boob tube. Most surprising is a return to naked form for Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker , who bared boobs, bush and butt under the light of the full moon. There are only a few episodes left before Weeds calls it quits-is this Mary-Louise’s fond farewell to fapping fans? Also, Jessica Clark strapped on a merkin and doused her fully nude form in fake blood as the vampire goddess Lillith on True Blood. Think a pube wig and a little bit of corn syrup and food coloring is going to put us off, Jessica? We’ve milked the lizard to Drew Barrymore ‘s bloody shower scene in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993). Bring it on. More after the jump!
Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine Jackson was reported missing by her nephew over the weekend, but police have finally gotten in contact with the matriarch of…
In the wake of today’s horrific Dark Knight Rises shooting in Colorado, Warner Bros. has chosen to pull the trailer for another movie out of theaters. The preview for Gangster Squad , which has been online since May and is posted below, was NOT played prior to this morning’s Batman feature and has NOT been attached to most of The Dark Knight Rises screenings around the country. Still, one scene does depict mobsters opening fire inside a movie theater and, with the spot scheduled to start running nationwide this weekend, the studio thought it was inappropriate to air at such a time.
The market for films addressing Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential candidacy and his term to date in the Oval Office has proven volatile at best: Hagiographies like the all-access, Edward Norton-produced By the People co-exist alongside a cottage industry of microbudget anti-Obama slam pieces like Hype , The Obama Deception and this past weekend’s 2016: Obama’s America . And thanks in part to election-year grassroots mania (and an interview with the president’s Kenyan half-brother), the latter film may yet prove to be the most lucrative of the Obama subgenre to date. But this weekend’s other release, The Obama Effect ? Not so much. Released on one screen in Houston by Rocky Mountain Pictures (the scrappy purveyor of such right-leaning fare as Atlas Shrugged and the sleeper hits End of the Spear and Expelled: No Intelligence Required ), 2016 pulled in a handsome $31,750 over three days. The showing followed a free word-of-mouth screening last Thursday which featured author/interviewer Dinesh D’Souza (on whose book the film is based) and Oscar-winning co-producer Gerald Molen in attendance; “some moviegoers sat in the aisles Thursday and waited as much as 90 minutes to meet,” according to a THR dispatch . An expanded release is foreseen, perhaps comprising 400 screens total in the lead-up to next month’s Republican National Convention. Meanwhile, down the box-office line (like, way down the box-office line) you’ll find The Obama Effect . Written and directed by and starring Charles S. Dutton, the film focuses on a man circa 2008 who overlooks mounting health and family issues in his fervor to campaign on Obama’s behalf. In a radio interview last week , Dutton described the film as a satirical look at a man who loses perspective on his life (and the political animals who come to surround him), but a glimpse at the trailer and other limited background on the film don’t really combine for much of a message or even much of a story. Which (along with a lack of D’Souza-esque, Obama-thwacking source material) helps explain why the film, released by Arc Entertainment, stumbled this weekend to a meager $73,000 on 25 screens — a per-theater average of $2,920. Lessons? Many remain to be determined, especially as campaign season chugs ahead, though producers and agents alike may immediately be advised that apparently the president’s half-brother George can open a movie better than Andrew Garfield, at least per screen . And think what he could have done with Battleship ! Ahem. Just throwing it out there. [ THR , Box Office Mojo ]
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Swimsuit Body In Miami Kim Kardashian and Kanye West brought their lovefest to Miami this weekend, offering Kimmy Cakes the perfect opportunity to floss that bawwwdy in bathing suit photos on instagram. Kim shared the photo above along with this caption Sunday morning: But the fun actually began on Saturday with this photo: Must be nice… Her work is full of play isn’t it? Hit the flip for more of KimYe in Miami
You may not be aware of this, but wherever there’s a gathering of nerds, Adrienne Curry will be there to give them awkward boners. Here she is at Comic Con over the weekend in her weird nerd superhero costume. I don’t know what she’s supposed to be dressed as, I don’t really care all that much, but she’s showing off a hell of a lot of breast so I’m all for it. She’s kind of wearing assless chaps too, what the hell? This chick is just weird, hot, but weird. I can’t look away.
I don’t know why, but this is the second post I’ve done today featuring pictures of a sixteen year old on the beach in a bikini. I think I’m probably on some sort of government list by now. Here’s Kendall Jenner horsing around in the surf in her bathing suit over the weekend. I think that’s all I’m going to say at the moment.
TV’s hottest nude stars may be off working on their tans , but we’ve got a well-developed duo of lingerie scenes to hold you over ’til next week: Weeds has begun its eighth and final season, and this weekend episode two featured the kinky charms of Kat Foster . Kat donned bikini panties and some stimulating fishnets as she was gagged, bound to a flogging bench, and whipped in the first lingerie scene for this TV veteran. If you prefer the pleasure without the pain, how about the komely kurves of Kim Kardashian ? Kim & Co. took a break from posing in bikinis this week by vacationing in the Dominican Republic, where they…posed in bikinis on Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Oh Kim, we never have trouble keeping it up for you. More pics after the jump!
TV’s hottest nude stars may be off working on their tans , but we’ve got a well-developed duo of lingerie scenes to hold you over ’til next week: Weeds has begun its eighth and final season, and this weekend episode two featured the kinky charms of Kat Foster . Kat donned bikini panties and some stimulating fishnets as she was gagged, bound to a flogging bench, and whipped in the first lingerie scene for this TV veteran. If you prefer the pleasure without the pain, how about the komely kurves of Kim Kardashian ? Kim & Co. took a break from posing in bikinis this week by vacationing in the Dominican Republic, where they…posed in bikinis on Keeping Up with the Kardashians . Oh Kim, we never have trouble keeping it up for you. More pics after the jump!
