It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I needed something to get me riled up for the weekend. That’s where these pictures come in. Here’s busty British hottie Kelly Brook showing off her big boobs in sexy lingerie for some scene from something called Keith Lemon the Film . I don’t know what that is either, but I’m certainly enjoying it. Especially because I’ve been in love with this chick forever and I feel like she’s doing this just for me. Shhh, don’t ruin the moment.
I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst. Here are some links…. LOL Cat Video of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes FOLLOW THIS LINK Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count) FOLLOW THIS LINK There’s a Storm Coming FOLLOW THIS LINK Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart FOLLOW THIS LINK The Will Ferrell Soundboard FOLLOW THIS LINK Free Cam Shows (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Hottie and a Dildu FOLLOW THIS LINK Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer FOLLOW THIS LINK Well Hello Daisy Daniels FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t like the fact that that fat kid from Stand By Me gets to sleep with Rebecca Romijn whenever the hell he wants any more than you do, who saw that coming? But I’m big enough man to look past that and still post some shots of her on the red carpet. Here she is still looking really damn sexy at some event over the weekend in her half see through dress. Sadly the see through part is in the completely wrong area, but it’s going to have to do for now. I think she was hotter before she dropped the Stamos.
‘I am being considered to be a judge on American Idol, and it would be a dream come true,’ Jonas Brother tweets. By Jocelyn Vena Nick Jonas Photo: Robin Marchant/ WireImage
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A Gallery Of Famous Man Boobs What’s wrong with a big man ? They give more cushion for the pushin’ and offer a little warmth for the winter. These men fit the bill to a tee. You know what they also have? MAN BOOBS! We figure the fellas get to see enough cleavage. Why not give the ladies a piece?
Surely you already know about Kaitlyn Leeb and her triple-breasted prosthetic in Total Recall (2012). (If you don’t, just scroll down and read all about it here on the Mr. Skin blog.) But if big-budget sci-fi movies aren’t your thing, or if you just can’t bear to see Recall without Ah-nold, never fear–we’ve got two other nude options for you in theaters this weekend: First, the Rachel Weisz thriller 360 (2012) limps into limited release this weekend after a contentious festival run. From the director of cult favorite City of God (2002), 360 is ” a moving and exciting dramatic thriller that dazzlingly weaves together the stories of an array of people from disparate social backgrounds through their intersecting relationships. ” Sounds like a head scratcher, but you’ll be feeling a twitch somewhere else when Euro-babes Tereza Srbova and Lucia Siposova let their lactoids out for a photo shoot. And it’s been getting terrible reviews , but if you’re jonesing for more Olivia Munn her followup to Magic Mike , the sperm bank comedy The Babymakers (2012), also hits theaters this weekend. Sadly, Olivia keeps her baby-feeders covered in this R-rated romp, but Nicole Moore busts hers out 19 minutes in. More after the jump!
According to HipHopDX, Drake has been tapped by Aaliyah’s estate to executive produce a posthumous album from Aaliyah. Moreover, it’s also reported that Drake will sample the deceased singer on his new single, which he will reportedly premiere this weekend at Toronto’s OVO Fest… Continue
I just woke up – it is 7 pm – this weekend was a fucking wreck – I am still alive – I am just not entirely sure if I am happy to be alivee…. I don’t really care about these photoshopped Mila Kunis pics that are probably old….because she fucks Ashton Kutcher, she’s 30 and her short legs need heels. She’s overrated. More importanlty, I am pretty sure she’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. It would only make sense…you know it would explain her thickness that you can see if you click the below link…. I am not asshole…but she is probably pregnant with one. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Also in Friday morning’s round-up of news briefs, the San Sebastian Film Festival unveils its roster of Spanish-language films for its September event. Sex and Sunsets production rounds out its cast; and a look at the coming weekend’s new specialty releases including Killer Joe , Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry , Ruby Sparks and more. Museum of Modern Art to Fete Quentin Tarantino New York’s MoMA will honor the writer/director at its 5th annual Film Benefit December 3rd. Tarantino’s latest film, Django Unchained will be released by The Weinstein Company December 25th. “As a celebrated auteur director, Tarantino has leveraged his deep knowledge of cinema history to engage, entertain, and inform a new generation of movie fans,” said Rajendra Roy, Chief Curator of Film at MoMA. “Honoring him is a small way to pay homage to the important service he has done to propel and promote the art form.” Sara Canning and Catherine O’Hara Join Sex and Sunsets Canning ( Vampire Diaries ) and O’Hara ( Frankenweenie ) will join Ryan Kwanten in in the Serendipity Point Films production. Sex and Sunsets revolves around Leo Palamino (Kwanten), a failed writer-cum-dishwasher made famous for his many flaws and shortcomings in a blog called “Why You Suck,” written by his ex wife. He meets Colette, the girl of his dreams on the day she is marrying the perfect man. And so the ultimate underdog love story begins. Around the ‘net… Harvey Weinstein Wants Summit on Violent Movies The TWC chief told the Huffington Post that Hollywood “can’t shirk our responsibilities” for depicting violence. “I think, as filmmakers, we should sit down – the Marty Scorseses, the Quentin Tarantinos, and hopefully all of us who deal in violence in movies – and discuss our role in that,” he said, Deadline reports . San Sebastian Film Festival Reveals Spanish Film Lineup Among the highlights is new work from Oscar-winner Fernando Trueba with The Artist and the Model , Antonio Bayona’s Thailand-set The Orphanage with Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts based on the 2004 tsunami and Sergio Castellitto’s Twice Born with Penelope Cruz who escapes war-torn Sarajevo with her newborn, but returns to rediscover the father of her child, THR reports . A Preview of New Specialty Releases this Weekend… Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry , Killer Joe , Ruby Sparks , Big Boys Gone Bananas!* will roll out this weekend. LD Entertainment is attempting to make proverbial lemonade out of its NC-17 rating for Killer Joe , which has had audiences clamoring for tickets at festivals and other events, more at Deadline .
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