Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year… I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….
Jessica Simpson posted a picture of her legs…that I guess people are freaking out about because they are so fucking muscular..they may be photoshopped…they look weird as fuck…but not that weird…because she has been carrying her fat ass around for 5 years before giving into her million dollar contract with Weight Watchers that won….and made her starve herself skinny…something I encourage all fat chicks do…as long as they don’t lose their tits…because a girl with no tits is like a girl with no vagina…or what I call a mad dressed like a woman….and their in nothing hot about that…I mean…at least not to me, but apparently to a lot of people since tranny porn is the top selling porn…it means whoever is still buying porn…who still buys porn? Is buying tranny porn…fascinating…
Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related… Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures.. They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.
Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen. So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line.. Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line… But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….
Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen. So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line.. Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line… But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….
Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…
Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…
The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive… This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food…. It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star …. I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too.. All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now
The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive… This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food…. It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star …. I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too.. All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now
President Obama established this week, when he misspelled the name of Aretha Franklin’s hit song R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that A-B-C is not as easy as 1-2-3 after all. At the Women of Soul concert series, which is being hosted at the White House, the P-O-T-U-S spoke of the impact of artists on the fight for equality. However, when Obama went to quote Aretha Franklin’s famous song “Respect,” during which she spells out the word so memorably, he left out one letter. Watch the Commander-in-Chief’s bungled speech below … Barack Obama Misspells “RESPECT” “When Aretha [Franklin] first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her, she had no idea it would become a rallying cry for African Americans,” said Obama. “And women … and then everyone who felt marginalized because of what they looked like or who they loved. They wanted some respect,” he went on. A good message by the Prez. Clearly, he meant no disrspect. Somewhere, John Travolta and Adele Dazeem are smiling.
