I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box…. Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with… That said, I still think she’s amazing.
Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.
Lindsay Lohan posted this selfie where she’s in some weird bra like top, hopefully with more support than her recent bikini top, that showcased how the elasticity in her skin, due to malnourishment and a possible terminal illness or just heroin addiction, can barely support the weight of her implants, thanks to there being no fat left to hold them in place…just a distended stomach that Lohan is hiding because she doesn’t want pregnancy rumours circulating, even though anyone with a brain would assume that Lohan hasn’t had her period in a few years due to the whole dying thing… The sick thing in all this is that I still think she’s hot…and I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape.
We’ll let Kim Kardashian, who recently wore a bustier, high-waisted pants and a long silky duster to appear on television, share her weight loss thoughts in her own words, because she had a lot of them, and summarizing just wouldn’t do them justice. off to an intense workout. Can#39;t seem to shake this last 15-20 lbs of baby weight. no more excuses. my baby is 1 years old! UGH— Kim Kardashian West #x0028;@KimKardashian#x0029; August 05, 2014 I#39;m not gonna call it baby weight bc thats an ex
Big Crash at Daytona 2014 update: While drivers including Earnhardt and Patrick were able to resume the race, Stewart, Stenhouse, Harvick and Johnson found themselves out of the race with significant damage to their cars. A massive early 16-car crash has slowed an already delayed start to the Coke Zero 400, knocking out several heavy favorites at Daytona International Speedway. The multi-car wreck as the field came to complete the 20th of 160 scheduled laps for a NASCAR-mandated competition
If you haven’t noticed, Rick Ross has been shedding a lot of pounds lately. The rapper recently revealed what’s helping him loss the weight. Listen to…
Melissa Joan Hart is so proud of her 40-pound weight loss with Nutrisystem, the ABC Family star posed for a bikini photo to document the transformation. And we thank the actress for that, as well as Nutrisystem! “It’s not everyday I like to show a lot of skin,” the 37-year-old Hart said, explaining it all when it comes to her body, “but these days, I’m feeling confident.” The Melissa & Joey star’s toned legs and taut tummy are on display to show off her weight loss since the birth of her youngest son Tucker, 18 months. The mom to Mason, 8, Braydon, 5, and Tucker gained 60 pounds during her third pregnancy. “I was so sick of things not fitting properly,” Hart told Us . That promoted the star to join Nutrisystem in February 2013. Since her life-changing decision, Hart says she’s dropped “three jean sizes, and all my baby weight and then some.” Impressive stuff, no doubt about it! Compare her to other super slimmed-down celebs below! 13 Super Slimmed Down Celebrities Open Slideshow 1. Snooki Weight Loss Picture Jersey Shore’s Snooki ate right and exercised and lost weight after giving birth to her son, Lorenzo. View As List 1. Snooki Weight Loss Picture Jersey Shore’s Snooki ate right and exercised and lost weight after giving birth to her son, Lorenzo. 2. Jessica Simpson Redbook Jessica Simpson showed off her post-baby bod in Redbook. 3. Mariah Carey Weight Loss Pic Mariah Carey showed off her post-baby abs. 4. Kelly Clarkson Weight Loss Kelly Clarkson dropped 30 pounds by working with a trainer and using portion control. 5. Carrie Fisher Weight Loss Pictures Carrie Fisher showed off a slimmer frame. 6. Matthew McConaughey Weight Loss Matthew McConaughey dropped weight for his acclaimed role in Dallas Buyers Club. 7. Chris Pratt Weight Loss Pic Chris Pratt took a selfie of his super-ripped bod after getting in shape for Guardians of the Galaxy. 8. Christina Aguilera Loses Weight Christina peeled off the pounds in 2013. 9. Jennifer Hudson Weight Loss Jennifer Hudson became a Weight Watchers spokesperson and lost 80 pounds. 10. Ricki Lake Weight Loss Ricki Lake lost 25 pounds while on Dancing With the Stars. 11. Kelly Osbourne Before and After Kelly Osbourne worked on keeping herself fit after a stint on Dancing With the Stars. 12. Perez Hilton Body Perez Hilton started eating better and working out and lost 60 pounds! 13. Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller Seth Rogen slimmed down for his role in The Green Hornet. 14. Jordin Sparks Bikini Pic Jordin Sparks showed off her bikini bod in Shape. The singer lost 30 pounds after working with her trainer. 15. Kendra Wilkinson Weight Loss Kendra Wilkson shed in 2011 and talked tips with OK! Magazine. 16. Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Photo This Melissa Joan Hart bikini photo comes to us courtesy of Nutrisystem. And we thank them.
