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Maria Shriver — Embarrassed, Line One

Filed under: Wacky & Weird The cell phone abusing First Lady of California appeared on “Today” this morning — where the whole crew wasted no time bustin’ her chops over that whole talking-while-driving thing.When asked about the handsfree debacle, Maria Shriver said “Of all … Permalink

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Balloon Boy Busts Parents

Filed under: Wacky & Weird Falcon Heene and his family were just on Larry King Live — where he suggested his family set up the entire “boy trapped in a flying balloon” story, saying “You guys said that we did this for the show.” His father responded by saying “Man,” his mom … Permalink

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Leighton Meester’s New Shitty Music Career of the Day

I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam

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Some Bitch Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping on Californication of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me. This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing

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Some Bitch Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping on Californication of the Day

How to Escape a Fart

Another weird Japanese game show segment. Someone please tell me what that ka-ching/baby-crying sound effect means. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Lady Gaga Speaks At National Equality March

She's actually very composed and articulate except for a brief primal scream directed at Obama. Points for the weird Barney Frank reference. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Crusader Cat

Meet Crusader Cat. He's a Christian furry who campaigns against homosexuality and for abstinence

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Macy Gray Drops ‘Cherry’ Bomb on ‘Dancing’

Macy Gray made quite an impression on the “Dancing with the Starsjudges last night — but it had more to do with her breaking out the phrase “busted my cherry” on live television than her Viennese Waltz.

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It’s clear the judges will always remember Macy’s first time.

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Khloe K.’s Wedding Gifts — Deep Fried and Drunk

Filed under: Wacky & Weird We got a good look at Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding registry — and there are a couple things on there that are bound to make you mighty jealous … and a little hungry.As TMZ previously reported, the couple just registered at … Permalink

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Dane Cook Heckler Steals the Show

Filed under: Wacky & Weird , Drunks Dane Cook didn’t even need to be on stage to get heckled this weekend — because one wacked out drunk dude outside Crown Bar was relentless in trying to get him to tell a “funny joke.”As usual with Dane, nay a funny joke was told.

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