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Pacific Rim Reviews: Do the Robots Have What It Takes?

Pacific Rim is Guillermo Del Toro’s very highly anticipated robot/monsters/sci-fi blockbuster starring Idris Elba, Charlie Day, and  Sons of Anarchy ‘ s Charlie Hunnam. Will it succeed at the box office? Can it knock  Despicable Me 2 from it’s perch?  Let’s check out some of the reviews and see what the critics have to say! In a field rife with impostors and poseurs, Del Toro, like his mentors, is the real deal. It’s good to have him working his magic again. — Kenneth Turan,  Los Angeles Times I know we all wanted a robots versus monsters movie, but we don’t need to accept a mediocre one. In fact, it’s even more imperative we hold out for better. — Fred Topel,  CraveOnline It’s closer to the hammering “Transformers” aesthetic than expected. Yet the weirdness around the edges saves it from impersonality. — Michael Phillips,  Chicago Tribune It’s big and loud and kind of dumb and predictable. The difference is that, in del Toro’s hands, it’s meant to be. — Bill Goodykoontz,  Arizona Republic As gripping as watching a Transformer toy battle in a bathtub with a rubber dinosaur. — Joe Neumaier,  New York Daily News Shows how a fairly simple concept and plot can be transformed by a master filmmaker into literally one of the most entertaining and fun movies of the summer. — Edward Douglas,  ComingSoon.net

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Xenia Deli in Maddam Underwear of the Day

Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction… Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

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WATCH: ‘Bad 25’ Trailer Teases Spike Lee’s Michael Jackson Doc

Spike Lee grew up a year apart from Michael Jackson, so like anyone of that generation, or those that followed, and really anyone in the world who had a heartbeat in the ’60s, ’70s, ’80s, or ’90s he was fixated on the chameleonic pop star for decades. A new 60-second trailer for Lee’s music documentary Michael Jackson: Bad 25 reveals a mesmerizing wealth of behind-the-scenes footage from the making of the King of Pop’s iconic 1987 album Bad so riveting that it’s clear Lee’s as much obsessed fan as curious documentarian. Honestly, Bad 25 had me at those few unaccompanied measures of “The Way You Make Me Feel,” which is still one of my favorite tracks from the multi-platinum album. (That music video!) It’s a time capsule of Jackson at his peak, culled from celebrity remembrances and backstage/in-studio/on-set footage — before Wacko Jacko, before the weirdness that overtook his legend, back when Martin Scorsese had a head of youthful brown hair instead of that iconic silver mane. Bad 25 debuts on ABC on Thursday, November 22 at 9:30pm and will get a sneak theatrical opening this weekend in New York and L.A. [via Huffington Post ]

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Vanessa Pudgens and Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Work Out of the Day

If I was god…or a serial killer…I would re-arrange these bitches, you know so that we got rid of the weirdness that each possess and focus on each of their qualities, making one above average looking bitch from high school musical, instead of two whatevers… So I’d take Tisdale’s tight, works out cuz she’s got an ugly mutated face and needs some redeeming quality and she knows it, with some hudgens head and skin tone…but the world doesn’t work like that…so here’s a duo that would make a good threesome, cuz the whole fact you’re having a threesome erases all imperfections in a bitch… Who cares.

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Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness. Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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Kirstie Alley’s DWTS Diet’s Really Working of the Day

Dancing with the Stars really worked out for Kirstie Alley’s fitness level. Bitch looks fatter than ever…I guess days of dancing gets offset when fueled by dozens of donuts…you know the whole “I worked out all day, I can afford to eat 2 large pizzas and some chocolate cake”…unless this is her skinny…. Not that you care about Kirstie Alley or her sloppy fat chick body…unless you do…and I’m just jumping to obvious conclusions, you know cuz she’s fucking disgusting looking…in which case I’d apologize…if she wasn’t disgusting looking…and the real issue in all this is not so much that you’re into Kirstie Alley, cuz I don’t care about you and your weirdness, it’s that I’d totally watch her sex tape if she had one…and there’s nothing good about that! Here’s some other trash with chubby thighs to divert from the pictures I just posted…I assume she’s on the show…I just didn’t bother paying attention to her name….instead I focused on what’s important…shorts and boots…

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Mena Suvari’s Topless Sex Scene in Garden of Eden of the Day

I find Mena Suvari disgusting. If anything, I find her a fucking monster. I am so not into her that I wrote this post about her that was totally sci-fi and I’m scared of all things sci-fi, especially sci-fi fans… But today is pretty fucking boring when it comes to celebrity nudity or other things that barely interest me but that I find myself writing about cuz I have nothing else going on. So this clip of her useless tits in some sex scenes from some movie that may be from 2008 that just got released here called Garden of Eden, is pretty much the best the day has to offer….Enjoy the weirdness….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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Halle Berry in Black Face of the Day

I know black people. I hang out with black people. There is no way that Halle Berry is not making this face in response to people like me who have been questionning her blackness. Yeah, I’ve heard her bullshit speech in interviews where she pretends she’s black cuz her skin is not enitrely white, leading to an identity crisis and real understanding of the black plight, despite being the kind of black girl who crosses the street at night walking towards a group of black people. I blame her white mom for getting knocked up by a brother who didn’t leave his name or number, her white suburban upbringing, white schooling, white friends, her white husbands, her white bank account…. So she can suck her lips like the best dude from the Islands after eating fried chicken and hot sauce with the best of them, the only thing black about her is the lie that the media companies thought she could pull off cuz they were in need of a black woman to win an academy award without actually hiring one…cuz other ethnicities make them nervous…or some shit. She does have nice tits though.

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Brooke Hogan and Her Trashy Mom In Florida of the Day

Nothing really needs to be said about how white trash the Hogan’s are and really what does anyone really expect, cuz raising your kids in Florida is bad enough, throwing in a superstar wrestler from a backwoods trailer park who likes young pussy his sperm made and his stripper wife as parents, give them millions of dollars, and this weirdness happens. Sometimes, pictures are enough. I haven’t been to Florida since the late 80s and it seems like nothing has really changed from the time spent at the topless donut shop and walking the neon, implant, mullet, crazy pant filled beach. It’s like some white trash time warp and I am confused… What’s weirder is that Hulk is jerking off to these as you read this post…this is his number 1 fantasy…this is his porn….not that you’re reading this post…but I’m writing it assuming you are…cuz it gives me purpose.

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