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Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens… I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice… I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club…. That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs… The post Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is… The post Elle Fanning See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno… All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker… The post Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno… All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker… The post Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face… That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Bike Seat of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that I wish my face was Taylor Swift’s bike seat…which I guess Karlie Kloss and Calvin Harris’ faces are……because you know this orgasm hungry boss lady who makes a lot of fucking money and controls her empire…is all about riding facess like they were bike seats…and apparently is also into riding bike seats like they are bike seats…all reminding me of that summer I had a bike seat fetish..on those hot days…sniffing communal bike seats all the girls who weren’t wearing panties under their skirts…rubbing up against it…because no one ever things of the weirdo who takes that communal bike into the basement of his house to jerk off when they are riding it…and I guess that’s what excited me…but not nearly as much as Taylor Swift… The post Taylor Swift Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Messy Hair on the Plane of the Day

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Hayden Panettiere.. I mean she died off before having the kid, with a dude who I think was really the only reason she was worth paying attention to…with his being 7 foot and Russian and her being 4 foot and a Hollywood daughter of a hooker…it just was some vagina circus tricks that made her other midget circus tricks insigificant…I mean how the fuck did that happen… But the thing with Hayden Panettiere, is that she never really falls off, because her fans are the weirdo, comicon type of loyal nerd who are emotionally married to her and for that reason alone she will live on forever…. Her messy hair on the plane, is not all that sexy, but there’s a fetish in there somewhere… The post Hayden Panettiere Messy Hair on the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The weirdest night of my life that I remember, because I have had a lot of weird nights, this one was just more hollywood weird than hooker getting pissed on weird in the staircase of a Russian drug dealer’s apartment weird…. It happened between 7 and 10 years ago…and Lindsay Lohan, who befriended me thanks to me pranking her a few times without blocking my number…invited me to her hotel room. I figured I was going to get shot or killed, but was ready to die, because I figure being set up for murder by Lohan was a solid way to go. I show up and she was locked in her bedroom, I’m sure she wasn’t doing drugs or anything, I hit up her table filled with all the booze you could imagine and drank with her weirdo homo friend with the long hair…who was too cool for school… She ended up walking out of her room, like she was walking out on stage on Broadway…she was in pyjama pants and high heels and she performed a stripper dance for me…to her new ALbum, that has yet to be released…. I don’t really remember what else happened, but I ate French fries…and she cried to me about some random bullshit I felt wasn’t authentic…and that was the end of our friendship.. These pictures of her in Pajamas in public…remind me of the good times..that were…Lohan…will forever hold a special place in my heart for more than just her awesome fake tits, but also for her level of crazy that involved inviting a dude from the interent into her hotel with no security…and for that…I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Pyjama Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty little liar Ashley Benson, who was also trying to legitimize herself being in Spring BReakers, even thought Pretty Little Liars is one of the biggest shows on TV, not that I’ve ever seen it…I’m not a creep who tries to follow the trials and tribulations of teenage sluts talking about sex, especially when they are in their 20s…I prefer dealing with real life 20 somethings and their slut behaviors, sexual deviance…and all the fucked up shit that happens when you grow up on hardcore porn…I mean these girls are next level dirty..so dirty that Ashely Benson tits, or really anything she’s done in movies, is some Disney shit, and not Disney in the back office where the kids are raped by the weirdo rich people dark…but the fluffy candy coated fake shit…but I’ll still look at her tits…cuz tits are ok…. Here are her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that, then here’s a pic of her co-star and girl she is probably jealous of named Shay Mitchell, who has ethnic ambiguity on her side…showing some leg…. The post Ashley Benson Tits for Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charli XCX loves showing off her ass…if anything I think that’s the only reason she exists. I’ve seen her in person at least once and she was wearing some leotard jacked up her ass, with no pants on, just casually…because I guess that’s how you get your music heard these days….you do it as half naked as possible…and people will care…and based on her success, I am going to assume that people do care…she’s massive now… You know once just a UK slag doing UK slag things…and now an American hit, living the American dream…like she was the fucking Rolling Stones or the Beetles…all from showing a little ass….pretty easy concept…so girls…show your ass. It will work for you. The post Charli XCX Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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