Selena Gomez posted instagram erotica if you consider no concept photoshoots for instagram, where she’s all black and white, and less pudgy than she normally is, with no pants on and spread but not the way you want her spread erotic…which I do….and not just because I know Justin Beiber had sex with her…but because I am a pervert capable of masturbating to anything that involves tween starlets who aren’t tweens thanks to Disney stealing their innocence… The post Selena Gomez Instagram Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need… Apparently…she’e engaged: The post Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
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Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…
I would say that 95 percent of the time I see a lingerie or swimsuit catalog shoot, no matter who the model is, the pictures are cheesy as fuck…. Now I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is, but I’ll assume not related to Penelope Cruz, and I don’t care how hot she looks in a bikini…and I don’t know who the swim company is, and I don’t care how much they spent on this..I just know that there’s nothing hot, interesting, or even good about these pics…even with the half naked girl in it… They remind me of some cheesy flea market pervert with a camera luring girls for glamour shots because it’s his weirdo fetish..only those flea market pics would have probably been better concept..because perverts, even talentless perverts, who produce shitty pervert photos, with no real vision or talent – can do better than this…I know because I am one of those guys…but my iPhone always throws off my fake studio set up…come it was a free upgrade…baby…who needs real cameras…it’s the instagram era…
I would say that 95 percent of the time I see a lingerie or swimsuit catalog shoot, no matter who the model is, the pictures are cheesy as fuck…. Now I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is, but I’ll assume not related to Penelope Cruz, and I don’t care how hot she looks in a bikini…and I don’t know who the swim company is, and I don’t care how much they spent on this..I just know that there’s nothing hot, interesting, or even good about these pics…even with the half naked girl in it… They remind me of some cheesy flea market pervert with a camera luring girls for glamour shots because it’s his weirdo fetish..only those flea market pics would have probably been better concept..because perverts, even talentless perverts, who produce shitty pervert photos, with no real vision or talent – can do better than this…I know because I am one of those guys…but my iPhone always throws off my fake studio set up…come it was a free upgrade…baby…who needs real cameras…it’s the instagram era…
Some people like to think they are just Besties, you know straight up BFFs, but I like to think there is nothing straight going on here. I like to think that Taylor Swift is less about collecting models and hoarding them in her luxury apartment, in a room that apparently has pictures of Karlie Kloss all over it, like some kind of rich as fuck stalker who can buy anything she wants, even lifesize, living baries…and more about suffocating on their tall skinny girl clits… It’s like sure maybe they just watch movies and bake cookies in their Pajamas, up on some Michael Jackson “I’m worth 100 million dollars and never had a normal childhood” kick… But I like to think they sit on each other until one of them passes out or squirts…you know modern day schoolyard games thanks to the internet. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money… She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.
I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp… Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live… And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career: I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right… Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of her Perfroming where she’s not that hot – but hotter than she’s ever been… CLICK HERE
Shane van der Westhuizen is a model who I’ve posted on in the past for starring in some shitty bikini campaigns that don’t interest me…and apparently, they don’t interest her either, because she’s linked up with one of the better erotic fashion photogs Henrick Purienne and showed some titty and pussy in lingerie, because it’s not porno, or creepy when it’s for fashion, but rather puts your name on the map and hopefully books you campaigns that aren’t fucking garbage bikini companies who don’t pay…we’re talking working on being the next big thing, one nipple and well maintained bush at a time and I dig that model behavior…if anything, it’s the only content I really like looking at these days…
