I went to New Jersey for a few hours of Exxxotica ….because I like to do things as inefficiently as possible…and it was a lovely and magical experience filled with half naked girls, cam girls, pornstars and sex toy vendors…but more importantly the weirdo fans who really take porn, and porn stars seriously, because they are the only sex they get…From dad’s trying to get porn chicks to have threesomes with them and their sons, a little in the family gang bang….to handicapped people…to socially awkward chronic masturabtors…to just real fucking creepers…to dudes trying to buy clothes the porn chicks were wearing, the whole thing was the perfect level of “I can’t believe this exists and it is amazing… I suggest all of you make an effort to attend this kind of thing at least once…because it will change your perspective on a lot of things and make you feel like you’re not quite the creepy pervert you thought you were…at least not compared to these pro creepers… Jenna Jameson had police escorts, Sydney Leathers had a Belly, the other porn chicks I didn’t know…and the ones I did know were lovely as always…but not as lovely as the trannies, slaves, fat freaks and porno groupies….until next time…Here are a few of my iPHONE pics…that don’t capture quite how ridiculous the whole thing is… Visit their site fore more info HERE
Rosemary is amazing…she seems to like having a lot of fucking fun…she’s some 24 year old bisexual from USA and she’s a LIBRA, which is something I assume at least one of your weirdo’s cares about this shit because it makes jerking off to a girl more meaningful…weirdo… Apparently, she loves orgasms….but more importantly…she loves her fucking machine..that is both the stupidest machine a girl can own and the greatest. The kind of machine you’d find at some girl your dating’s house and both love her and hate her for having it…it is the sex doll of the female world…but watching her rock it…makes her the DSFCams girl of the day…. TO SEE MORE OF THIS BABE ALL HARDCORE WITHOUT HER UNDERWEAR ON VISIT STEPSMUT TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS
Lady Gaga is a try hard bitch…she may be the worst possible creature to walk the earth, or at least the entertainment industry. You know a plastic surgeried up bitch who still looks like a fucking monster out of a horror movie who just tries to be weird because it gets her noticed…in a way she always wanted to be noticed growing up…back when she was just teased instead…and the craziest thing about her high concept that is actually just bullshit…is that the girl can actually sing and all this other shit is just fucking noise…nonsense…that people are actually finally starting to hate on because they’ve caught on… The only thing she really has going for her is that fat ass, that may or may not have a dick tucked into it, but even if it did, I’d still sniff it like I was Miley and Gaga was a fat black thing…because…I’ve grabbed it once while it was in Fishnets at an event before she was famous…and it was glorious enough for me to ignore all the bullshit, even how ugly she is, that comes with her…and focus on what matters. This is like when you fuck a fat chick with great tits, but only stare at her tits to cum, because otherwise…you have to deal with her being a fat chick…only the weirdo popstar version and I’m okay with that.
Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons…. All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Our columnist defends Tim Burton’s comedic re-imagining of the vampire soap. By John Mitchell Johnny Depp in “Dark Shadows” Photo: Warner Bros The first trailer for Tim Burton’s big-screen adaptation of the late-’60s/ early-’70s vampire soap opera “Dark Shadows” dropped Thursday, and it has sharply divided fans. In one corner are “Shadows” purists, who seem none too pleased with the director’s decision to re-imagine the campy but deadly serious soap as a gonzo comedy. In the other corner are more casual fans and Burton enthusiasts, who are seeing shades of “Beetlejuice” and “Edward Scissorhands” and loving it. I’m on the record as falling in the latter category. I grew up on reruns of the original soap (yeah, I was a weird kid) and also loved NBC’s short-lived prime-time reboot in the early ’90s. If the original series was a true-to-genre soap opera (just, you know, with a heavier lean on the supernatural), the ’90s take was “Melrose Place”-meets-“Twin Peaks” but with fangs. The problem is, a straight take on the original (which is where Burton’s loyalties lie — he’s never given any indication he cares about the TV reboot) wouldn’t fly with today’s sophisticated film audience, and playing to the ’90s retread would have resulted in a film that would have a lot in common with Neil Jordan’s “Interview With the Vampire.” And while that’s certainly not a bad thing — “Interview” is a killer vampire flick — it has nothing to do with Tim Burton. For its ’90s return, “Shadows” turned up the sex factor; it was a sudsy drama with a chest-baring Ben Cross as Barnabas, Angelique busting out of her corset and a plot that focused heavily on Barnabas’ attempts to cure his vampirism so he could bring the sexytimes with Victoria Winters, whom he suspected may have been the reincarnation of Josette DuPres, the love of his mortal life back in the late 18th century. That’s all well and good, and a big-screen treatment of that might have even played well. But that was never going to happen with Burton at the helm; it’s not his game. The dark and spooky aesthetic he created for films like “Sleepy Hollow” and “Sweeney Todd” had the look fans of the series were after, and I think that — mixed with Burton’s fanboy enthusiasm for the project — is why purists were so psyched that he was directing. But Burton doesn’t really do romance, particularly not lusty, forbidden love stories. ‘Dark Shadows’ Trailer: Love It Or Hate It? (Poll) There are several directors who do, and who do it well, including “Shadows” star Michelle Pfeiffer’s frequent collaborator Stephen Frears (“Dangerous Liaisons,” “Cheri,” “Mary Reilly”) and “Interview” director Jordan (“The End of the Affair,” “The Crying Game”). Joe Wright (“Atonement,” “Pride and Prejudice,” the upcoming “Anna Karenina”) has practically built his career on the stuff. But I suspect they wouldn’t have been able to grasp the weirdo wonderment that makes “Shadows” so special to fans. It’s based on a soap, after all, and is so over-the-top that to direct it as a straight romantic vampire drama might have meant significant alterations to the story to “normalize” it. It would have had to be boiled down to the basics. That still might have made for a good film, but (real talk) it also might have meant that something really dynamic would be translated into a highbrow, slightly more horror-leaning version of “Twilight.” And, um, no one wants that. On the flip side, if Burton had kept the deliberately exaggerated and theatrical style of the original without acknowledging the comedy inherent in going so over-the-top (this is the literal definition of “camp”), it would have been unwatchably ridiculous. Soaps are absurd but play their ridiculousness with the utmost seriousness. It’s something we all know and accept about them, but it’s not something that would work, not even for a second, on the big screen — particularly in a big-budget film starring two three-time Oscar nominees (Johnny Depp and Pfeiffer), the twice-nominated Helena Bonham Carter and “Little Children” nominee Jackie Earle Haley. The only thing left for Burton to do was turn the volume up even higher and trust his talented actors to work their magic with what better be a damn clever script. It’s hard to embrace absurdity without it coming across as farce, but you know who is a master of doing exactly that? Tim Burton. He did it in “Beetlejuice” and “Edward Scissorhands.” He even brought some genuine emotion to it with the more delicate “Ed Wood.” It’s been a while since Burton worked this particular magic, but after seeing the “Shadows” trailer I’m feeling like he may have done it again. What did you think of the “Dark Shadows” trailer? Let us know in the comments below and tweet me at @JohnMitchell83 with your thoughts and suggestions for future columns! Check out everything we’ve got on “Dark Shadows.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
It looks like Miley Cyrus has finally jumped on the whole hipster bandwagon, not full on hipster, but close enough. I knew it was only a matter of time. Normally I wouldn’t want anything to do with the hipster look, but I like the way that Beatles t-shirt fits so nice an snugly around those perky breasts of hers. Lose the mom jeans and the weirdo friends and this would be pretty hot.
Muslim artist Kenny Irwin has been featured on our site in the past when he unveiled he “Ultra Christmas Decorations” on Conan O’Brien’s show. This time he microwaves an anti-Muslim 9/11 coloring book and turns it into the “anti-bigotry slug.” Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Islamophobia Today eNewspaper Discovery Date : 21/09/2011 19:25 Number of articles : 2
New York is starting to pick up momentum again on the underground level. Kids Like ASAP Rocky and and Mr. Muthafuckin Exquire are doing a great job of building fan bases organically and making music that isn’t influenced by anyone else but themselves. Here’s Exquire’s remix for his Internet hit “The Last Huzzah.” This version Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : MissInfo.tv Discovery Date : 21/09/2011 20:41 Number of articles : 2
This is unfortunate…but not as unfortunate as the hard truth that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasting against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like… Her weird skinny body is so fucking offensive I can’t help but wonder what it feels like to fuck it with my mouth….it’s on some Sci/Fi alien shit, where you know you gotta experience everything in life that comes your way, cuz living with the regret of not fucking Kathy Griffin when you had the chance is one of those things that follows you to the grave, you will always say to yourself “I shoulda fucked her when I had the chance”, instead of the “remember the time I fucked Kathy Griffin”, even if she’s an annoying comic in her late 40s, disgusting to look at…it’s the same logic I used when I fucked that tranny…you only live once…why not make it as horrible a life as possible…cuz it’s funny when you look back on it….and the tragedy in all this is that Katy Griffin probably wouldn’t fuck me, like I’m looking at her thinking how disgusting she is, but if we crossed paths, she wouldn’t even entertain getting fucked by me, and I think that makes the whole thing that much more of a fantasy, cuz ugly girls with high standards you break are always the best to cum all over…not that you’ll ever have that chance…but think about that while jerking off to these pics…cuz it’s the only thing that will justify you jerking off to these pics… To See the Rest of the Pictures – You Weirdo – Follow This Link
If you’re into watching the guy who fucks Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the new Megan Fox, who I can only assume your transformers loving ass is in love with, violate some other poor unsuspecting bitch in a movie cuz she’s getting paid, despite being bald, a fate worse than death on the sex appeal chart, unless the bitch with real daddy issues had a bald dad, and for some reason mistaken as the new Vin Diesel, you’ll be more than happy to see this Mimi Anden bitch in The Mechanic showing some Ass and titty…