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Summer Glau in the Worst Kind of Topless of the Day

I fucking hate when these magazines try to sex up a bitch by getting her half naked, but catering to her needs as someone who doesn’t want to be half naked, cuz that will ruin their image to the losers who watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, who are either virgins or trying to learn the English language cuz they just moved here from a remote island and don’t know better… You see, there’s nothing topless about this shit cuz she’s covering up more than if she had a fucking shirt on. If you’re gonna get topless at least be fucking topless, I’m not saying show the world your nipples, I get that you want to stay wholesome for the weirdo who thinks you are his bride as he masturbates in his mom’s basment plotting how he is gonna stalk you, but at least do shit with a little more fucking body in it…she might as well be posing in a cardboard box peaking her fucking head out…and maybe that’d be more erotic you know cuz of the whole bag lady fetish I know you all have… I get the whole naughty girl…waiting for you to come home to show you what her dad taught her in the backyard at the campground that summer…but seriously, I need more ass and tittis in my lad mag…but here’s your preview that may be just a tease to something good…

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Justin Bieber Never Say Never Song, Lyrics, Soundtrack, Video Clip and Album

NEVER SAY NEVER – THE REMIXES is Justin’s Valentine’s Day gift to his fans and includes remixes of current favorites plus new music from Justin Bieber’s feature film “NEVER SAY NEVER”! The remixes feature special guests such as Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus, Rascal Flatts, Raekwon, Jaden Smith & Usher! Category: Biography, Music Studio: Paramount Pictures Director: Jon Chu Starring: Justin Bieber Synopsis Justin Bieber: Never Say Never is the inspiring true story and rare inside look at the rise of Justin from street performer in the small town of Stratford, Ontario to internet phenomenon to global super star culminating with a dream sold out show at the famed Madison Square Garden in 3-D. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Track Album Lists: 1· Never Say Never feat. Jaden Smith 2· That Should Be Me feat. Rascal Flatts 3· Somebody To Love Remix feat. Usher 4· Up feat. Chris Brown 5· Overboard (Live) feat. Miley Cyrus 6· Runaway Love (Kanye West Remix) feat. Raekwon 7· Born To Be Somebody 1. Justin Bieber Never Say Never feat. Jaden Smith Lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. Never say never Yeah Yeah Never ever ever ever ohh See I never thought that I could walk through fire. I never thought that I could take the burn. I never had the strength to take it higher, Until I reached the point of no return. And there’s just no turning back, When your hearts under attack, Gonna give everything I have, It’s my destiny. I will never say never! (I will fight) I will fight till forever! (make it right) Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground. Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up up up, And never say never. Ne-Never say never Ne-Never say never Ne-Never say never Never say it never never say it I never thought I could feel this power. I never thought that I could feel this free. I’m strong enough to climb the highest tower. And I’m fast enough to run across the sea.Ohh And there’s just no turning back, When your hearts under attack, Gonna give everything I have, Cause this is my destiny. I will never say never! (I will fight)(never say never) I will fight till forever! (make it right) Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground. Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, up, up, And never say never. Here we go! Guess who? JSmith and JB! I gotcha lil bro. I can handle him. Hold up, I I can handle him. Now he’s bigger than me, Taller than me. And he’s older than me, And stronger than me. And his arms a little bit longer than me. But he ain’t on a JB song with me! I be trying a chill They be trying to side with the thrill. No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will. Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove. Like Cobe with the 4th, ice water with blood. (let’s go) I gotta be the best, and yes We’re the flyest. Like David and Goliath, I conquered the giant. So now I got the world in my hand, I was born from two stars So the moon’s where I land. I will never say never! (I will fight) (never say it never never say it) I will fight till forever! (make it right) Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground. Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, up, up, And never say never. I will never say never! (I will fight) (never say it never never say it) I will fight till forever! (make it right) Whenever you knock me down, I will not stay on the ground. Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up, up, up, And never say never. Ne-Never say never (never say it) Ne-Never say never (never say it) Ne-Never say never (never say it) And never say never Ne-Never say never (never say it) Ne-Never say never (never say it) Ne-Never say never And never say never, never, never… 2·  Justin Bieber That Should Be Me feat. Rascal Flatts Clip Click here to view the embedded video. 3. Justin Bieber Somebody To Love Remix feat. Usher Lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. Ohh Ohh For you I’d write a symphony I’d tell the violin It’s time to sink or swim Watch him play for ya For you I’d be (Whoa) Runnin a thousand miles Just get you where you are Step to the beat of my heart. I don’t need a whole lot But for you I need I Rather give you the world Or we can share mine I know that I won’t be the first one Given you all this attention But baby listen I just need somebody to love I-I don’t need too much Just need somebody to love. (Somebody to love) I don’t need nothing else I promise girl, I swear. I just need somebody to love. I need somebody I-I need somebody I need somebody I-I need somebody. [Usher] Everyday I bring the sun around I sweep away the clouds. Smile for me (Smile for me) I musicjuzz.blogspot.com would take Every second, every single time Spend it like my last dime. Step to the beat of my heart. I don’t need a whole lot But for you I need I Rather give you the world Or we can share mine I know I won’t be the first one Given you all this attention But baby listen [Justin Bieber & Usher] I just need somebody to love (Ohh, no no no no) I-I don’t need too much Just need somebody to love. (Somebody to love) I don’t need nothing else I promise girl, I swear. I just need somebody to love. I need somebody I-I need somebody I need somebody I-I need somebody. (Somebody to love) I need somebody I-I need somebody I need somebody I-I need somebody. [Justin Bieber] And you can have it all Anything you want I can bring Give you the finer things, yeah [Usher] But what I really want I can’t find ’cause, money can’t find me. Somebody to love. (Ohh Whoa) [Justin Bieber & Usher] Find me somebody to love (Ohh) I need somebody to love (Yeah) I-I don’t need too much Just somebody to love. Somebody to love.I don’t need nothing else, I promise girl I swear,I just need somebody to love. I need somebody, I-I need somebody I need somebody, I-I need somebody (Somebody to love) I need somebody, I-I need somebody I need somebody (I swear I just need somebody to love) I-I need somebody. Oh oh oh oh oh… etc Is she out there Is she out there (repeat) I just need somebody to love. 4. Justin Bieber Up feat. Chris Brown Lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. [Justin Bieber] It’s a big big world It’s easy to get lost in it You’ve always been my girl And I’m not ready to call it quits We make the sun shine in the moon light We can make the gray clouds to the blue skies I know it’s hard Baby believe in me That we can’t go Nowhere but up From here My dear Baby we can go nowhere but up Tell me what got to fear We’ll take to the sky pass the moon to the galaxy As long as you are with me baby Honestly with the strenght of our love We can go nowhere but up [Chris Brown] It’s a big big world Girl I’m gonna show you all of it I’m gonna lish you with pearls From every ocean That will swim in it We make the sun shine in the moon light We can make the gray clouds turn the blue skies Yeah I know it’s hard But baby believe me (oh) That we can’t go Nowhere but up From here My dear Baby we can go nowhere but up Tell me what we got to fear We’ll take it to the sky past the moon to the galaxy As long as you’re with me baby Honestly with the strenght of our love We can go nowhere but up [Justin Bieber] Baby we were underground We’re on the surface now We gonna make it girl I promise If you believe in love And you believe in us We can go nowhere but up Baby we can go Nowhere but up From here My dear Baby we can go nowhere but up Tell me what we got to fear We’ll take it to the sky past the moon to the galaxy As long as you are with me baby Honestly with the strength of our love We can go nowhere but up Nowhere but up Nowhere but up Yeah Nowhere but up 5. Justin Bieber Overboard (Live) feat. Miley Cyrus Lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. It feels like we’ve been out at sea So back and forth that’s how its seems Whoa and when I want to talk You say to me That if its meant to be, it will be So crazy in this thing we call love The love that we got that we just cant give up I’m reaching out for you tell me Out here in the water and I) I’m overboard and I need your love Pull me up I cant swim on my own Its to much Feels like I’m drowning without your love So throw yourself out to me My life saver Life saver Oh life saver My life saver Life saver Oh life saver oh wow Never understand you when you say Wanting me to met you half way. Felt like I was doing my part Get bringing your coming up short Funny how these thing change Cause now I see So crazy in this love we call love And now that we got it We just can’t give up I’m reaching out for ya Got me out here in the water and I I’m overboard And I need your love Pull me up (Pull me up) I can’t swim on my own Its to much (It’s to much) Feels like I’m drowning without your love So throw yourself out to me My life saver It’s supposed to be some give and take I know. Your only taking and not given any more So what will I do? (So what will I do?) Cause I still love you. (Still love you Baby) You’re the only one who can save me I’m overboard And I need your love Pull me up (Pull me up) I cant swim on my own Its to much (Its to much) Feels like I’m drowning (Im drowning baby I’m drowning) without your love So throw yourself out to me (Can’t swim) My life saver Life saver Oh life saver My life saver (Its crazy, crazy crazy, yeah) Life saver Oh life saver Oh life saver Oh life saver Oh life saver Yeah 6. Justin Bieber Runaway Love (Kanye West Remix) feat. Raekwon lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. [Raekwon] Visual visual JB Yo ‘Ye whattup Raekwon You got stacks like the international house of pancakes all alone ready to phone me and your hand shakes palms is wetted (?) never the walk miles for love I sit at starters deck it just happens I was floating you seen it cathy blinked at me then I threw on my thinking cap taker, and then we can slide to Jamaica shopping for a year or two stop in Diega it’s obvious I’m gon sue your mommy is we just friends so she can’t Clyde Bonnie us fly walls down in the fly halls come to the master suite leave every piece in the master hall all about money tied in a know stand over there that’s why I make it happen on blocks Brazil cut sweater, Audi, leather playing the field tryna outslug Beretta [Justin Bieber] You see my baby over hit the road, Where she’s going i swear nobody knows I need to find her before another man does I wouldn’t want him to steal my love I’m just tryin to be cool, cool, cool (tryn’a be cool) What would you expect me to do I’m just tryin to find, find, find That sweet love of mine I’m runnin outta time Where is my runway love Searching low and high Know that I’m not givin’ up. I give it all up for her I’ll never be enough I wont stop until I find My runaway love [Kanye West] Last name West and my teeth Diamonds she said yo wish ya could place your crazy rhyming listen to Wu Tang trying crazy suits on (?) stuntin in our high top louie’s shorts is the coogies open up the door when you take her to the movies when you meet the parents you tell De Niro her boyfriend is zero she needs to cut the weirdo next show they gotta up the zeroes nobody rocking like this 60 years old the hard johns and the walleys something caught me I’m telling you what Wu-Tang taught me the young youth rocking the gold tooth pull up in a drop top old school bumping the cash rules no question we the reason why the summers blazin you looking good fly color Asian ra I give it yo ya, no trivia she used to roll with my g-unit like Olivia till she caught me getting numbers not her’s guess that’s the day she became a runaway love [Justin Bieber] I’m runnin outta time Where is my runway love Searching low and high Know that I’m not givin’ up. I give it all up for her I’ll never be enough I wont stop until I find My runaway love Why can’t i find, the love of mine, When you’re standing in front of my face Oh, yeah, You must be mine How did I let you get away [Raekwon] Leave it up to the most high sit in a ghost fly chillin with 2 of my brothers we both live on deck grabbing em on set this is how we roll independents she a go I’m gon go get take that queen assure to ya we can live every month baby girl just call me up waking up mess in some cold sweats thinking of this the video tapes even the stress my mind is a terrible thing to waste no love lost I know Im going crazy I can’t floss me my lady left my homies it’s all baloney just like rocking an old pony so when I chillin I’m just lost no more feeling I need my honey in my life get that film it take the time Rae Just and Ye shine my runaway love give me mine come on [End] [Justin Bieber – Chorus] 7. Justin Bieber Born To Be Somebody Lyrics Click here to view the embedded video. There’s a dream in my soul A fire that’s deep inside me There’s a me no one knows Waiting to be set free I gonna see that day I can feel it I can taste it Change is coming my way I was born to be somebody Aint nothing that’s ever gonna stop me I light up the sky like lighting I gonna rise above Show em what im made of I was born to be somebody I was born to be And this world will belong to me This life can kick you around (woah) This world can make you feel small (woah) They will not keep me down (woah) I was born to stand tall I can feel it I believe it Im here Im here to stay I was born to be somebody Aint nothin that’s ever gonna stop me I light up the sky like lightening I gonna rise above Show em what im made of I was born to be somebody I was born to be And this world will belong to me Feel it Believe it Dream it Be it I was born to be somebody Aint nothing that’s ever gonna stop me Ill light up the sky like lighting I’m gonna rise above Show em what I’m made of I was born to be somebody I was born to be And this world will belong to me Whoa oh Whoa oh And this world will belong to me Ye-ah ye-ah Oh And this world will belong to me

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Justin Bieber Never Say Never Song, Lyrics, Soundtrack, Video Clip and Album

Lake Bell’s Showing Off Her Big Tits of the Day

I remember Lake Bell being a big deal a while ago for half a minute…now she’s just big tits….which to some of you may make her still a big deal…especially if you have the social skill I expect you have…the kind of weirdnes that involves a lot of alone time with your DVD collection and pictures of your favorite celebs that you’ve cut out of magazines pasted all over your shitty basement apparement with your own semen, because you feel that is the only sticky substance even pictures of the women you love deserve…The whole thing makes me uncomfortable…but here are some more pics for your weirdo collectiong…

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Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer

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Cat Invents New Way of Drinking Water

This cat is either a genius or sort of retarded. Hope you like goofy pet buzz! Because that seems to be all I'm finding today. The Best Links: Cat Drinks Like a Weirdo via Urlesque Watch

Big Love: A Game the Whole Family Can Play [Recaps]

Well, how do you like that. After a wild and shaky season, our favorite (and, sadly, only) polygamist drama ended its fourth lap in thrilling and moving fashion. Yes, I said thrilling and moving! If you didn’t feel some sort of swell of the heart or catch in the throat or pound in the chest or something as the wives all publicly clasped hands and the wind blew their hair (where were they?) then you are a soulless robot zombie from the planet Zorbot. (Is that where Jesus and Moroni live? I don’t remember my theology.) It was great! It was exactly where this ridiculous carnival season needed to end up. I’m beginning to think that the craziness of the storylines this season was the whole point . The juggling and lying and all that needed to reach a fever pitch, so decisions could be made and partnerships ended. Ended?? Barb sorta broke up with Bill last night, didn’t she? I know in the end she grabbed hands with the family and all, but I think that was just for show. When she said “I needed you for twenty years and I don’t think I need you anymore,” that sounded pretty final, didn’t it? I suppose we’ll have to wait until next year to find out. But of all the shifting narratives of each of the three wives seeming to contemplate leaving the family, that it ultimately turned out to be Barb who made the big decision was supremely satisfying. It had shades of season two, I believe, when we last saw Barb struggling to accept her place in this strangely unequal marriage. Jeanne Tripplehorn did fabulous work as always — I hope somebody somewhere gives her an award. But, they probably won’t. Speaking of good lady actresses, Sissy Spacek! What a strange, quietly sad character her Marilyn turned out to be, eh? I’m not sure I quite got why she had such an emotional attachment to Bill and his various infidelities, but that doesn’t really matter. Mostly it was just a joy to watch Spacek do what she does so well and to see a ballsy woman throw Bill’s arrogance back in his face. Though, it was kinda strange that the writers chose to have the one woman who ever really stood toe to toe with Bill become a crying mess in the end. That said, it was completely terrific when she said that his polygamy was just another “excuse to fuck around.” Because, yes, that’s exactly what it is. Joseph Smith was a known philanderer who invented the polygamy revelation because he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Yay men! It doesn’t seem like Spacek will be back in any capacity next season, which is a shame. Now that Bill has won the election and come out of the triple-wide closet we’ll have to deal with more political plotlines, but I’m assuming it will all be of the local variety. Ohh and will they move to that big creepy house on the hill? That sounds like trouble to me, going from three safely separate homes to one large shared one. I feel like intimate nights or whatever would be wayyy more awkward. But that’ll be fun to watch, hopefully! The creepy house on haunted hill filled with unhappy public polygamists. The second most exciting thing to happen all episode was that Mary Kay Place done gone wild. She basically burned JJ and his weirdo bewigged wife alive. Wasn’t that horrifying? I mean, the whole storyline was horrifying. Turns out that JJ was trying to make a pure race by taking Wanda’s eggs and putting them in other ladies, like Adaleen, and then fertilizing them himself. So incest, basically. There were reports coming out of the creepy Kansas compound (I think based on the real-life creepy Texas compound ) about inbreeding and developmentally disabled children and it seems that JJ was the source of a lot of it. So, yeah, he’s gross. And now he’s probably dead, as Mary Kay and Chloe staged a daring scissor-stabbing escape, and then Mary Kay tied JJ and his wife together, doused everything with gasoline, and set the whole doctor’s office of horrors ablaze. I’m so glad they didn’t kill her off. She may be my favorite character on this show. Let’s get a spin-off. Adaleen! Goodness, what else. Bill got Adam Beach and his dad fired from the casino because they were allowing meth to be sold on the floor. This made Barb sad and mad and ultimately caused her to say she wants out. I mean, that wasn’t the main reason, but it didn’t hurt. Don’s kid is angry at the Henricksons because everything’s been messed up for his family since Don was made to take the polygamist fall a couple of episodes ago. Ana and Serbian Matt LeBlanc are still tangled up in all of this, even more so now that Margene made her creepy confession that she has a crush on Balkan Eddie Cibrian and Ana was all “Whatever” and the three of them did a weird hug thing. A new plural family is born! OK, that’s basically it. I think the finale episode helped to make up for the odd messiness of the past few episodes, and brought this season where it needed to go. Don’t you feel like the wagons have circled a little and next time everything won’t be as spread out and stretched thin as it was this season? Well, that’s my feeling at least. Who knows what will actually happen. I’m happy that, despite a wobbly run, I still can’t wait to find out. Oh and Nicki straightened her hair. It looks good.

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Steven Burky: Stalking Jennifer Garner … Again!

Sending packages and letters to stars containing your delusional and paranoid thoughts?

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Karina Smirnoff and Some New Boyfriend Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am not posting these pictures because I care that Karina Smirnoff has a new boyfriend, or that I think it’s one of life’s biggest tragedies that I am not that boyfriend, because I’m not one of those people who gets that involved, you know the kind of guy who punched the wall when Aguilera got married when I had a bet running with someone for 1000 dollars that I’d fuck her before either of us die, I just don’t bother with these celebrity idiots since they don’t exist to me since I can’t grab their asses in bars when drunk, but I know someone out there is upset about this and that person watches Dancing with the Stars everyday, which also makes him a little homo or a little teenage girl or even a little bored middle age housewife along with the weirdo lonely loser he is, so who she fucks doesn’t matter, especially when she rose to the top as a mail order bride or girl in the international sex trade and I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Karina Smirnoff is showing off tit cuz a dancing body is not a body worth wasting. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Interviewer Photoshops His Way Into Matt Damon's Life

Weirdo super-fan/interviewer Matt Zaller conducts creepy/funny interviews with celebs . He recently made Megan Fox put a bag on her head and now he's weirding out Matt Damon with a special song that he wrote for him. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment