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Maddow Serves Breitbart A Drink

Liberal news anchor Rachel Maddow was spotted mixing a drink for conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday. I think there is a passage about this in the Book of Revelations. Tell your loved ones goodbye. The Best Links: Via Brooklyn Mutt View

The Situation Unimpressed by Obama Name-Drop

The Situation isn’t impressed

Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Michelle Obama

Jessica Simpson somehow managed to wrangle an invite to the annual White House Correspondents dinner and the Major Movie star revealed her new career aspiration; to be just like Michelle Obama! The singer/actress called the first lady an incredible woman who exudes confidence in everything she does, oh, and being married to the President, who’s “such a powerful man” isn’t so bad either. With Jessica’s career slowly disappearing, a little confidence could be just the thing she needs to get back on top but if she’s going to land a powerful man, she’s going to have to start brushing her teeth .

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Alec Baldwin to Host Saturday Night Live Season Finale

Take that Steve Martin! Alec Baldwin told reporters at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner that he would be hosting the season finale of Saturday Night Live on May 15th. Fittingly, that will mark the fifteenth time he’s handled the duties, tying him with Steve Martin for the most in the show’s history. And somewhere, Steven Seagal waits by the phone for Lorne Michaels’ call. [ TV Guide ]

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White House Correspondents’ Dinner Yields Lame Leno, Funny Obama, Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber Sighting

While President Barack Obama deals with rumors of an affair with Vera Baker , he got to take the night off from scandals, debates and politics in general at yesterday’ White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The annual event brings celebrities together with politicians, as a comedian is chosen to host the evening and the President always takes the stage to poke fun at himself and his opponents. President George W. Bush caused controversy in the past by actually making fun of the fact that he and his administration never found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. We went to war for misguided, false reasons! Hilarious! Last night, though, Obama kept his routine mostly safe, but altogether hilarious. First, he yanked MC Jay Leno’s chain: “I’m glad that I’m speaking first because we’ve all seen what happens when somebody takes the timeslot after Leno’s.” He then moved on to John McCain,” who “recently claimed he had never identified himself as a maverick,” said the President. “And we all know what happens in Arizona when you don’t have ID.” Leno, of course, was his typical lame, unfunny self. He delivered such gems as referring to Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign as “Leave no child with a bigger behind.” Spotted on the red carpet were such stars as Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber (who posed together! yikes!), Jessica Simpson (who said she really admires Michelle Obama as “a powerful woman), Jessica Alba, the Jonas Brothers and more. Quipped Bill Maher: “It’s great to mingle with America’s real intellectual heavyweights. I saw the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber , Jessica Simpson, Ryan Seacrest – I can’t wait to talk politics.” [Photos: Splash News]

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Barack Obama — The President of Comedy

Filed under: Barack Obama President Barack Obama isn’t worried about his approval rating here in the United States, because he’s still well-loved in the country he was born in. * RIM SHOT !!! Barack killed at last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner — even lobbing a few… Read more

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The 7 Funniest Jokes From Barack Obama at The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Add Barack Obama to the list of people funnier than Jay Leno. While the president brought his B-minus game to the open mic night that is the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — never mind the massive oil spill in the Gulf that threatens the environment or the car bomb in Times Square that threatens national security, what’s the deal with airplane food? — Leno could barely muster a chuckle from the assembled political luminaries, wonky nerds and Hollywood stars. It got so bad, he was even forced to pull out the “this is a tough room” card, the mating call of every bombing hack comic. And oh, the multimedia jokes: All that was missing was ” Monkey Picks the YouTube Clip .” Thank goodness then for President Obama, who made the night more than tolerable. After the jump, the president’s seven best moments. Try the veal!

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Obama Jabs at Biden, Leno, Birthers and More at White House Correspondents’ Dinner [Zingers]

The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was tonight, your only chance to catch Justin Bieber and Tim Geithner in the same room. You weren’t invited; neither were we. What did we miss? Jokes! More

Obama Jabs at Biden, Leno, Birthers and More at White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner [Zingers]

The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was tonight, your only chance to catch Justin Bieber and Tim Geithner in the same room. You weren’t invited; neither were we. What did we miss? Jokes! More

Alec Baldwin to Host Saturday Night Live Season Finale [Saturday Night Live]

Well, we were watching the streaming coverage of the red carpet for tonight’s White House Correspondents Association Dinner , and we overheard Alec Baldwin telling a reporter that he was hosting the SNL season finale, May 15th. Video after the jump. More