Source: New York Daily News Archive / Getty Lamar Odom Used Fake Penis To Pass Olympic Drug Test We already knew Lamar Odom was a wild boy, but cotdamn… Let TMZ tell it, Lamar wanted to represent the USA SO badly in the 2004 Olympics that he used a prosthetic penis to pass drug tests that he was obviously going to fail. Odom recounts his use of the fraudulent phallus in his soon-to-be-released book “Darkness to Light”: “We started googling ‘fake penises’ and studied different ways to beat a drug test.” “After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber, black c*** to arrive the next day,” Odom writes in an expert first provided to People … “I unzipped my pants and carefully slid the fake penis through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to squeeze the shaft repeatedly.” BRUH. Lamar goes on to talk about how paranoid he was when the tester showed up at his crib to take a sample, but somehow the dubious d**k was never detected by the Olympic official. Thing is, the USA had a terrible showing that year when they came in third and went home with a bronze medal. Kinda makes you think that Lamar wasn’t the only one who might have been on the sauce that summer.
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This D**k Ain’t Meeee: Lamar Odom Says He Used Prosthetic Penis To Pass Drug Tests For 2004 Olympics
