You know, I’ve done a lot of thinking about Kendall Jenner lately. And once I got kicked out of the Starbucks bathroom I’d locked myself in to “think”, it finally hit me: I guess maybe it’s not Kendall’s fault that she got born into that obnoxious attention wh%re family, and really, we should probably all just be glad that Kendall’s super hot and posting sexy selfies and videos all the time and not plastic and annoying like the rest of her gross sisters. All I know is, me and the Little Tuna are very happy right now.
I keep forgetting that Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a professional fashion model, and don’t get me wrong, I fully support it. For one, it’s a lot more interesting than her being a professional actress (for me and the Little Tuna, at least), she’s hot and she knows how to give good face. But personally, I always thought Chloe would make a way better Insta-model than fashion model. Plus, that’s a way more respectable profession these days. Trust me.
Image via Jesse Grant/Getty Images for Disney Marvel Wants Ryan Coogler For Black Panther 2 Yadadamean?!? The folks at Marvel Studios know where their bread is buttered, and who’s doin’ the buttering. Black Panther is the superhero silo’s biggest domestic moneymaker of all time ($681 million) and only $70 million from being number two overall after the OG Avengers. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. According to Collider , the studio’s president, Kevin Feige, stopped just short of making a 100% guarantee that Ryan Coogler will be the HNIC (he didn’t use that term, but still) on Black Panther part two. When will that be? Well… “We definitely want Ryan to come back and that’s actively being worked out right now. When will it be? A lot of it will be when Ryan wants to and not rushing anything, but I think we have an idea of when it will be. But, again, [we’re] not going to announce any post-Avengers 4 movies until hopefully after Avengers 4, which is another reason we’re not going to Comic-Con.” Feige also had this to say about Black Panther’s enormous success and how it affected the future of the MCU: “The success of Panther is so amazing and makes us happy for so many reasons, and it certainly exceeded our lofty expectations. But our expectations were always lofty, so we had built a plan, not the least of which was centering so much of Infinity War in those locations and with some of those characters, that [its success] just says, ‘Let’s stick to this plan.’ It would have bee much more disruptive if it had not worked. Then we would have had to change a lot of what we were thinking about, but it really just solidifies and excites us to continue to move forward in the directions we’re heading in.” Wakanda forever!
Image via Marc Piasecki/GC Images/Johnny Nunez/Getty Images for Remy Martin Ebro Recounts Phone Call With Kanye West Oh, the irony of Kanye West ‘s most infamous quote about then-President George Bush… As most of you know already, Kanye West is a whole azz raccoon right now. The sunken MC spent the weekend rhapsodizing over conservative donkey sucker Candace Owens. Hot 97’s Ebro had a conversation with Kanye and revealed that things might just be worse than we thought. Kanye West is gone and he’s probably never coming back.
Source: Kevin Mazur / Getty Lil Wayne Says His Crew Will ‘Shoot’ Anyone Who Throws Stuff On Stage Lil Wayne gave concertgoers a warning … if you throw stuff onstage you might get shot. Wayne was performing Saturday night at the Cannabis Cup at NOS Events Center in San Bernardino, and he let everyone know that his “people” won’t take too kindly to people throwing things stage at him. He stops his performance to say,”I got New Orleans people with me and all they know how to throw back is shoot. They’ll just shoot.”
Source: Frazer Harrison / Getty Dwayne Johnson Welcomes Baby No. 3 Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is now a proud papa for the third time. He and longtime girlfriend Lauren Hashian welcomed their second daughter, Tia, on Monday morning and Johnson shared this adorable photo of the newborn on his instagram.
If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person… Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life.. I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…
Bella Hadid is a “top” model, paid huge by all the brands, yet not even being hot…just a strategic use of stylist, plastic surgery, rich parents who know how to do marketing, a sister who had a little more hope paving the way for the ugly duckling sister that has proved everyone wrong, thanks to marketing…and here she is now…celebrating with a titty flash pic that is like she’s on Girls Gone Wild, the caliber of show she was meant for, but instead seen as edgy and fashionable, thanks to the lie that social media creates… She censored her nipples, because she can be a silly college looking girl on Spring Break in concept for her self-documenting art…but she can’t just pull the nipples out that’d be shameless…while this is just making social commendary or whatever…who cares. More bikini? Okay… Here she is with her alleged rapey dad who loves low level models who need to get their rent paid…because it allows him to fuck them… HERE IS HER SISTER GIGI FOR VOGUE JAPAN
Bella Hadid is a “top” model, paid huge by all the brands, yet not even being hot…just a strategic use of stylist, plastic surgery, rich parents who know how to do marketing, a sister who had a little more hope paving the way for the ugly duckling sister that has proved everyone wrong, thanks to marketing…and here she is now…celebrating with a titty flash pic that is like she’s on Girls Gone Wild, the caliber of show she was meant for, but instead seen as edgy and fashionable, thanks to the lie that social media creates… She censored her nipples, because she can be a silly college looking girl on Spring Break in concept for her self-documenting art…but she can’t just pull the nipples out that’d be shameless…while this is just making social commendary or whatever…who cares. More bikini? Okay… Here she is with her alleged rapey dad who loves low level models who need to get their rent paid…because it allows him to fuck them… HERE IS HER SISTER GIGI FOR VOGUE JAPAN
