It’s been a gross day for celebrity sex toy shenanigans. First, Dean McDermott stopped by a sex shop while his wife was in the hospital for a nervous breakdown. Now, in an apparent attempt to one-up that act of nastiness, Farrah Abraham has started selling plastic molds of her vagina while dressed as a beloved Disney character. Yes, we already knew Farrah Abraham sells sex toys , but we didn’t know she hawks her wares while dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen. Is this the grossest thing Farrah has done in her brief career as a porn star/Christian parenting guru? Not by a long shot, but it’s still pretty gross. What’s really surprising is that she still feels the need to show up to this sort of event (this particular shindig took place at the Hustler store in LA). Last we heard, Farrah earns $544,000 a year from stripping . Yes, that’s over half a million a year all because she got knocked up as a teen and is now willing to take her clothes off for strangers. We’ll wait while you dry your tears with your bachelor’s degree. When you’re done weeping, watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to see how it all began. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
This is the first I’m hearing of Shawn Dillon , but this bikini babe definitely knows how to make one hell of a first impression. According to my research, Shawn was Playboy ‘s Miss February 2013, and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you perverts have seen her before. But in case your wife, girlfriend or boss is looking over your shoulder, feel free to pretend otherwise and enjoy.
Sadie Robertson’s Dancing With the Stars costumes and performances have come as a surprise to the Duck Dynasty star’s famous family as much as fans. We’ve heard Willie Robertson approves her outfits to ensure that his 17-year-old daughter covers up and wear things that are in keeping with her conservative values. Sadie’s 19-year-old brother, John Luke Robertson, says this rumor is true. Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas – Dancing With the Stars Paso Doble John Luke, the author of the Be Your Own Duck Commander book series, says Sadie has “been doing really well” in the dancing competition thus far. “We’re so proud of her,” he said of the Duck Dynasty family. Sadie’s DWTS performances have, as John Luke put it, “surprised us all” from the start, but he’s bullish on her winning it all this fall and for good reason. She’s yet to be in jeopardy on a Dancing With the Stars results show, and is consistently in the top tier. With eight stars left on the show, who knows. John Luke says sticking with family is just what they do. “Even when my grandpa’s said things that were pretty controversial, we’ve all just stuck with him,” he recalls of last winter’s Phil Robertson PR nightmare. Sadie Robertson Photos: Quack On! 1. Sadie Robertson, John Luke Robertson Sadie Robertson with brother John Luke Robertson of Duck Dynasty. They’re Willie and Korie’s kids. “That’s what we’ve said: I’ll stick with the family, we’ll stick with the business [and] we’ll stick with God,” adds the newly-engaged John Luke, and he means it. That’s been true of Sadie Robertson and Blake Coward , as well. The youngsters are saving themselves for marriage, even though they admit it’s hard. So how have the Louisiana natives stayed true to their values, and each other, despite being thrust into the national spotlight for the past three years? “Every opportunity that came up, or every temptation that came up that was tempting us to compromise, we said, ‘Well, If we have to do that, then we’re not doing the show.” So they “stuck together, and that’s worked out,” John Luke says. Duck Dynasty Season 7 premieres November 19 on A&E. Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards! 1. Jase Robertson: No Beard! Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.
Dean McDermott says he isn’t proud of cheating on Tori Spelling, but hey, he’s also not the first guy to ever pull such a move, so give him a break, will ya? In an interview with ET Canada, the True Tori star and King of Excuses feels bad for himself and manages to make everything about himself, as usual: “When you’re at the checkout and you look over and you see one of these magazines and it’s like, ‘Dean McDermott’s a monster,’ I’m like, ‘No, I’m not a monster.'” “I’m a human being and I messed up. I messed up and I’m owning up to it and I’m getting help for it. But to label me a monster or evil is very hurtful.” “You know, I’m not the first person to ever cheat on his wife.” That’s a great point, Dean. Why didn’t we think of that?! If you watch True Tori online , you know the entire premise is Dean messing around with Emily Goodhand last winter while on a business trip to Canada. He got busted, and a lot of people thought the entire charade was fake, but at the very least, Tori Spelling decided to make lemonade out of Dean’s lemons. Two things we can guarantee you are completely real: Tori Spelling is so obsessed by fame, appearances and so on that it is literally killing her (she was just hospitalized for a nervous breakdown ). Dean is a pathetic, unstable, alcoholic, self-absorbed, enabler who thinks only of his own “needs” and manipulates people to get them. Not a monster, though. Let’s make that clear okay? Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 1 Online The parents of poor Liam, 7, Stella, 6, Hattie, 3, and Finn, 2, return for a new episode next week. What’s to come on True Tori Season 2 Episode 2 ? Sounds like pretty much a lot more of the same. Dean says of the vacation they recently took, “I thought we’d be able to bring that feeling back and maybe start working on simplifying our lives here.” “But a lot of the emotional stuff changed when we came back to the house,” he adds. “I was surprised and I was really hoping that we could carry it over.” “It didn’t go that way, so it did surprise me.” Considering that Dean just goes through the motions of marriage until someone or something else comes along that pleases Dean, it does not surprise us. As for wife Spelling being quarantined ? “Everything is okay. All the tabloids are reading Ebola and it’s not,” McDermott said of her health scare. “The show we’re shooting is obviously very emotional.” “It’s six days a week. It finally caught up with her and took its toll, so she has bronchitis, sinusitis, and pneumonia and she’s getting great care at the hospital.” Here’s hoping Tori’s health improves and that these two characters eventually find what they’re after … whatever that is. We’re not sure even they know. Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.
Yesterday, sources claimed that Leah Messer and Jeremy Calvert were headed for divorce following a week of embarrassing revelations for the Teen Mom star. First, Calvert accused Messer of cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd. Then, an anonymous drug dealer claimed that Messer spends $600 on prescription pills every week! Now, Calvert seems to have had all he can take, and he’s hinted on social media that he’s in the process of moving out of the home he shares with Leah and her three daughters. Calvert posted a photo of his dirt bike and several other items loaded onto the back of a pickup truck along with a caption that seems to be targeted at Messer and Kidd: “Bet he can’t do this,” Calvert wrote. “Lmfao you sure made a great choice. He can’t buy a Big Mac.” Initially, Messer denied cheating on Calvert , and he seemed to believe her. Now it looks as though his suspicions have returned. Messer’s family has accused Calvert of buying in to bogus cheating rumors in order to give himself an excuse to leave his wife and daughter. We may never know for sure if Leah cheated, but it certainly looks as though she’s on her way to being twice divorced at the age of 22. Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to for more scandals and infidelity. Leah Messer Photos: Through the Years 1. Leah Messer and Daughter Leah Messer and one of her three daughters share a tender moment.
I dont’ really know who Elizabeth Gillies is…I’ve DONE A FEW POSTS ON HER in various states of being slutty on social media because no one actually cares about her – and her really lucrative career on some kids show – other than a bunch of perverts who were forced to watch the kids show and have that kids show be the only contact they have with the outside world – because the world has essentially chopped off their fucking testicles…and by world I mean their wife and kids…which brings up a good point about breeding, the most alpha thing to do…spreading your seed, for some reason always ends up with becoming a total bitch… Weird..but not as weird and amazing as her making blowjob faces and using some halloween app to slut it up – simulating a load on her face – because that’s what it looks like and we all know that Elizabeth Gillies is well aware, that’s why she did this.
What is this woman waiting on? A burning bush?? Ava London Pens Open Letter To Kendra Wilkinson About Her And Hank’s Affair Ever since news broke of Hank Baskett’s extramarital affair with a transgender woman while his wife Kendra was 8 months pregnant, Kendra has been denying, dismissing, and generally doing whatever it takes to turn a blind eye and stand by her man. Now, the transexual model at the center of Hank and Kendra’s marital woes has come forward like a man woman and addressed the woman whose husband she slept with directly. Via RadarOnline : More than four months after Hank Baskett’s cheating scandal went public, Kendra Wilkinson is sticking with her decision to stand by her man — so far. But now, RadarOnline.com has learned, the troubled reality star is getting new marriage advice from an unlikely source. According to an explosive report in The National ENQUIRER, Baskett’s alleged transsexual lover, Ava Sabrina London, is reaching out to Wilkinson by way of an open letter to slam Baskett and encourage the mom of two to leave him. And Radar has a copy of the bombshell text! “I’m writing this letter to clarify and validate the unfortunate facts about your husband and I,” London begins in the letter. Noting that she passed a polygraph on the affair, as Radar reported, London writes, “It’s upsetting that I’m still the villain… Hank should be the person held accountable for his betraying decisions, and the clear disregard of your wedding vows.” Explaining that she had no idea Baskett was married when they had their sex romp back in April, London says she later found out he had a son, Hank Jr., “and had another [daughter Alijah] on the way. In this situation, if anyone is a victim it’s them.” “My heart goes out to them, for I’d never want this for your children or any family,” she writes. Shockingly, London offers to meet with Wilkinson to set the story straight. But barring that, she says she knows what Wilkinson must do. “My advice to you, whether you asked or not, is to divorce Hank and save yourself from any future heartache and pain,” she writes. “…Hank is a lying, troubled person, and I believe, ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’” Speaking of Baskett’s lies, London slams his new claims, aired on Kendra On Top, that he went to her Sherman Oaks, Calif. Apartment for drugs. “I do not do drugs, nor do I sell them,” London insists. “Hank came to me for a sexual encounter.” Damn homie. Can Kendra handle the truth, or will she keep focusing on how Hank “treats her like a queen” when he’s not out in the streets bending post-ops over? Hit the flip to read the full letter for yourself.
Her name is Lydia Hearst. She’s an actress and model but most importantly, she is the one. The only one….when I watch her, at least in this Esquire video, I can’t really see anyone else, maybe because she’s the only one in the video, or maybe because she’s just so perfect on all levels that no one else exists when she’s around….you know the kind of girl I would want to write letters to from prison, before filming a documentary on how I am going to win her love and affection by sitting outside her house, until her security gets rid of me, you know the background romance to my seduction that we can one day show our grandkids how our enternal love came to be, and in the mean time, I’ll just let this tingle in the pit of my stomach in love feeling that may just be indigestion. I eat pretty badly…I can’t be too sure…so until I shit myself…linger…and instead watch the video of her – because it’s all I have…but not all I need. Lydia, if you’re out there, will you go on a date with me? One that lasts forever? Or does me showing everyone your tits in video looking amazing ruin my chances? I guess only time will tell…but I believe in the power of love…that love will set us free…that all we need is love…and every other love reference I’ve had shoved down my face over and over in songs…because whatever I just experienced watching this was poetic…if not a religious experience…hold me…
I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place… This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break… Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…
