LUCI FORD is my newest addiction and she’s been on a roll releasing photoshoot upon photoshoot for her blog or social media or whatever the fuck it doesn’t matter because she’s amazing…I mean a fit little heavy body topless on the Kitchen sink, is the kind of cooking I’d want to come home to, unfortunately, my kitchen sick is filled with dirty dishes and water thanks to my wife being too disabled to clean up after her pig self…while if she looked like Luci I’d totally be ok with that…because instead of hating everything about the bitch, I’d be blinded by love… I mean…this girl’s got serious fucking sex appeal…which I guess is why I keep staring…let’s make her famous…I need more of her… See more at LUCIFORD.COM
Dear Children of America… It’s nearly Father’s Day. And the following Craigslist user likely speaks for all male parents around the world when he asks just one favor of you in honor of his parental holiday: Please think twice – nay, three times! – before deciding you NEED to have a certain item for your backyard. Especially when said item will be put together by dear ol’ dad… and then never used again after the first 24 hours of excitement. Such was the case with the father who put up the Craigslist ad below, asking if anyone wants a trampoline kids begged and pleaded for. And then promptly ignored. Click to enlarge the photo and read the man’s hilariously bitter diatribe explaining why this is now for sale… What father out there cannot relate, right? It’s just another sign of being a parent… 11 Signs You’re a Parent 1. Potty Time What is it about going to the bathroom that acts as a Bat Signal for children, alarming them to your whereabouts and begging them to be your audience whilst you do your business?
Yesterday marked the tenth anniversary of one of the most oft-quoted cult comedies in recent memory. While the cast of Napoleon Dynamite has experienced mixed results with regard to their acting careers, the film itself remains a beloved, quirky classic. And since the movie primarily lives on in the form of all-occasion quips like “You’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak!” we figured what better way to celebrate its decade of existence than with a list of Uncle Rico and company’s most memorable lines? 11 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes! 1. Napoleon Dynamite: “Whatever I Feel Like!” “Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!” A line so classic even Kanye used it. And why did we make a list of eleven quotes on the movie’s tenth anniversary? Because we wanted to, gosh ! So jump into the gallery above to relive some of the funniest lines 2004’s surprise indie smash. When you’re done, treat yourself to some whole milk and Chapstick. You deserve it. While you may have watched the film obsessively when it first came out you might have forgotten about the pride with which Uncle Rico promises to throw a football “over them mountains;” the intimidation you felt when Rex threatened a roundhouse to the face; or Tina’s indignation at being called a “lard.” Will such a small budget film ever again find such a massive audience? We don’t know. All we can say for sure is that Napoleon Dynamite is not pretty much the worst movie ever made. The Cast of Napoleon Dynamite: Where Are They Now? 1. Jon Heder Heder played the title character in Napoleon Dynamite. He’s continued to work consistently in the decade since, but has never recreated the succcess of his breakthrough film.
Move over, Human Barbie . And, sadly, make room for Human Jessica Rabbit. Penny Brown is a 25-year old woman who has undergone major plastic surgery over the years in order to resemble the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? vixen. Why bring this cartoon character to life? “I think she is incredibly sexy and there’s a real power and strength to her character,” Brown tells The Daily Mirror. “I’ve always wanted to copy that.” “At five I was already thinking about breast implants.” That’s… abnormal. Even Kylie Jenner would say it’s a tad young. To accomplish this unusual goal, Brown squeezed into a 23-inch corset for up to 23 hours a day and had two breast augmentations. She took her boobs from a 34H to a 36O cup as a result. That’s… large. Even Kim Kardashian would agree. A native of Australia, Penny now resides in Okinawa, Japan and is reportedly planning MORE breast enhancement surgery. Yes. More. Why, you ask? Bcause she doesn’t think her knockers can ever be “big enough.” Well, you might as well aim high. Fortunately, Brown’s husband is on board with this mass makeover, so really, what’s stopping her at this point? He tells The Mirror that his wife “is as close to Jessica Rabbit as any mere mortal can get,” adding: “Her shape is exciting and interesting.” It sure is something, alright! It sure is something. 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.
Brittny Gastineau showed off a black eye at several LA hot spots last night, leading many to believe that the friend of Kim Kardshian’s and former reality star was simply craving attention. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Now it seems the situation may be more serious than initially thought, as sources tell TMZ that Gastineau was viciously attacked in a West Hollywood hotel. According to unconfirmed reports, Gastineau was staying at the London Hotel with a male companion who has not been identified, but is rumored to be famous in his own right. For unknown reasons, the man became angry and attacked Brittny, leaving her so badly injured that she required hospitalization. Believing that she was a victim of domestic violence, doctors alerted the authorities. The attack is believed to have taken place more than a week ago, but Britnny is still showing serious facial bruising. Britnny, who is best known for her relationship with the Kardashians , has declined to comment or publicly identify her attacker, but his name will likely be revealed in upcoming court proceedings. The Gastineau family has hired famed Hollywood attorney Shawn Holley, and though Brittny has declined to press criminal charges, she will pursue a civil case. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pics 1. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pic Brittney Gastineau shows off a big black eye without elaboration, yet making sure everyone stops to look at it by hitting up a Hollywood hot spot.
Fred Goldman, the father of the man O.J. Simpson was accused of killing, says Robert Kardashian likely hid evidence that would have convicted him. O.J. Simpson Trial Key Figures: Where Are They Now? In an interview with The Mail (UK) , the father of Ron Goldman said Kardashian took a bag of crucial evidence from Simpson’s house on June 13, 2014. That was the day after his son and Simpson’s ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson were slain. Tomorrow, June 12, is the 20th anniversary of the double murder. Kardashian was indeed seen leaving Simpson’s Los Angeles home carrying a suitcase the day after the fatal stabbings, the New York Times reported. “That evidence would have convicted ‘the killer,'” Goldman, who refuses to call Simpson by name and has been convinced of his guilt for two decades, said. Robert Kardashian, the father of Kim Kardashian , was a confidant of Simpson’s and was one of his defense attorneys at his historic 1994 murder trial. Simpson was acquitted but subsequently found liable in a wrongful death lawsuit; he is currently in a Nevada prison on kidnapping and robbery charges. O.J. Simpson Trial Recap Goldman didn’t go into detail about what “evidence” he thinks was in the bag, but Ron’s sister Kim Goldman speculated that it was the murder weapon . “I have always wondered what was in his luggage bag, and if it did indeed hold the murder weapon that was used to kill my brother and Nicole,” she told Radar . O.J.’s bag was later entered into evidence, but by then it was empty. Robert Kardashian passed away in 2003 from esophageal cancer. During Simpson’s murder trial, Kardashian asserted attorney-client privilege and was not called to testify, according to the New York Times . Kardashian, who read what many felt was an O.J. suicide note before the infamous car chase, said in 1996 that he was unsure of his client’s innocence. ”I have doubts,” he said. “The blood evidence is the biggest thorn in my side; that causes me the greatest problems. So I struggle with the blood evidence.” 15 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and the pizza guy. He was acquitted in quite the notorious trial.
Alexander Imich was 111,has died in New York City. Imich was born in 1903 in a town in Poland that was then part of Russia. He and his wife fled after the Nazis invaded in 1939. They eventually moved to the United States in 1951. His wife died in 1986. His niece, Karen Bogen of Providence, Rhode Island, says Imich died Sunday at his home in Manhattan. Bogen says she had visited Imich a day earlier. She says his health declined about two weeks ago and he didn#39;t recognize her. In news rep
If you’re a human being living on this planet we call Earth, there are many things you dream of doing but can’t, or choose not to for obvious reasons. This is a fundamental component of life as we know it, but man, life would be so much easier if we could just run the world and do whatever we want. Of course, if you were a cat, you could pretty much act accordingly. They run the show, after all. Don’t want to pay for that food over there? No problem, just take it. Feel like breaking s–t for no reason at all? Go to town. Don’t feel like watching your significant other work from home while you’re bored out of your mind and in need of attention? Cool. Just lay on the keyboard. They have it good. It’s their world, and we just live in it. We’ll have to be content with our fantasizes, or living vicariously through our feline friends. Here are 25 things every human secretly wishes they could do: 25 Things Every Human Secretly Wants To Do 1. Have a Secret Life So maybe we don’t want to cook meth and make millions, but having a secret life and alter ego definitely sounds intriguing.
Jesse Cottle and his wife Kelly recently posted what they believed to be an everyday photo of themselves to Facebook: The San Diego residents were posing with family members for some beach-based pictures when Cottle took off off his prosthetic legs and jumped on Kelly’s back so she could carry him in to the water. Jesse, a former Marine, lost both his legs after stepping on an IED in Afghanistan in 2009 and this is a simply how he has to move around sometimes. He and Kelly met while he was recovering and they got married last year. And they thought little of the above image when putting it online… only to watch the hits and comments continue to climb on an hourly basis. “Everything just kept skyrocketing,” Jesse told 10 News of the social media reaction. “And we were just astounded.” Kelly often carries her husband on the beach because the sand causes problems for his prosthetics. “It doesn’t matter how heavy he is,” she said. “It just makes me thankful, more than anything, that I am able to share these moments with Jesse and that he is still here.” Jesse and Kelly shared their story last week on Good Morning America, leading to an even bigger fan base and, Jesse hopes, a lesson that many other men can take with them. “We both believe that the husband – he’s the man – he’s the head of the household, but it’s also perfectly okay for the ladies to kind of support the man and carry the man both physically and figuratively.” 21 AWWW-Inspiring Marriage Proposals 1. Man Falls Off Building, Proposes This man is willing to die for love. Sort of. Watch his unparalleled proposal now.
LeBron James’ Wife Savannah Brinson Is Hot LeBron James loves his wife. And you should too. She’s our banger of the week and what a glorious banger she is.
