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Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested

A resident of South Florida was arrested this week after he kept calling 911 to report what he believed to be a serious crime: His wife had thrown out his beer. West Palm Beach police say they responded on Monday evening to a call for help made by Carlos Bueno Mir. When cops arrived on the scene, the 49-year old told them about his wife’s actions, causing officers to explain that this is NOT the sort of emergency for which 911 is meant to be used. They also said, surprisingly, that Mir appeared to be intoxicated. Later that same night, Carlos dialed 911 again (and then again), yelling at the operating and claiming that a female outside had broken into two of his beers. Altogether, Mir called 911 seven times in four hours. He now faces charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information. How does this abuse of the system compare to the woman who called 911 because she was horny ? We’ve compiled a rundown of ridiculous (read: illegal) reasons why folks have contacted the police: 911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made 1. Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order A Connecticut man called 911 because someone screwed up his sandwich order. Seriously. Here’s the news story about it.

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Dean McDermott Tattoo Revealed By Tori Spelling: He Has What? Where?!

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s reality show, True Tori , mercifully came to an end Tuesday night, and considering some of the earlier fireworks, it was anticlimactic. This isn’t to say there weren’t highlights, though, including one major TMI reveal on her part. Recalling his cheating, Tori referenced Dean’s tattoo. Her name – in the possessive form, reading “Tori’s” – above his penis. Spelling, out with her friends, told them, “You know the tattoo he has down there? It’s above the pubis. It says ‘Tori’s’ … and then months later he cheats.” Clearly, the irony of this has not escaped her. Or Emily Goodhand, most likely. Imagine what was thinking when she was flopping around on top of it. Dean, who eventually left to film Chopped Canada in Toronto on the True Tori season finale , cheated on Spelling in that very city just months ago. A friend suggested she make him sign a legal document about the consequences of cheating or drinking again if he leaves to film the reality show. Spelling, however, pointed out that even having a tattoo of her name RIGHT ABOVE HIS JUNK didn’t stop him the last time. She does make a point. True Tori Clip – Insane Fight Despite her reservations, the 41-year-old mother of four told McDermott he had to go. “It means everything to me that you wouldn’t go,” she said. “[But] we can’t let one huge mistake define us.” The next day, the whole family took McDermott to the airport to send him off for Canada, and the duo shared a kiss and an emotional goodbye embrace. “I know what’s at stake here,” he said, “My relationship with my wife, my children. It’s tough. We’ve gone through a lot. But I will not let them down.” Will he? Do you trust him? Vote below … Should Tori divorce Dean?   Yes, he cheated on her! No, they should try to work it out! View Poll » 18 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret 1. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions.

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It Does A Body Good: Athletes Sipping On Tidday Milk To Enhance Performance

Ladies, the real energy drink is under your shirt! Athletes Drinking Breast Milk For Increased Stamina, Better Health Breast milk is great for providing immune system-building nutrients to babies…but apparently healthy grown men are now ALSO hitting the mommy cream to boost their energy and improve overall health… Care for a sip? It IS all-natural after all. Via MailOnline : A number of male athletes are apparently turning to human breast milk as a natural alternative to energy drinks. Anthony, a 30-something athlete from Queens, New York, told NYMag.com that he’s met ‘a lot of guys’ at different gyms who consume ‘the good stuff’. He typically buys the rich and creamy fluid online, from sites including Only the Breast and Human Milk 4 Human Babies, for about $2.50 an ounce. The fitness fanatic says that it gives him ‘incredible energy’. Addressing critics who may brand him ‘weird’, he continued: ‘I don’t believe in steroids or other energy supplements, none of that garbage. ‘I want natural stuff that’s God-given, and if it’s okay with moms looking to get rid of [the breast milk], I’ll take it.’ Other less athletic men who drink breast milk agree that it makes them feel healthier. David, 42, from Brooklyn, told the site that he first drank breast milk three years ago in a bid to alleviate nausea caused by chemotherapy. He said that the ‘sweet’ and ‘ambrosial’ drink was an effective remedy. And Jason Nash, 55, who tasted breast milk when he and his wife welcomed their first baby, believes it staves off illness. Jan Barger, a lactation consultant, told NYmag.com that it is common for chemotherapy patients to drink breast milk because it’s easier to digest than the animal equivalent. However, she doubts that breast milk would offer benefits to healthy people since it’s designed to feed infants, not 200-pound-plus men. Um…GROSS! What’s wrong with just taking vitamins? What do you think, Bossip fam? Would you turn to Mama-milk to bang out a good gym session?

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The Photoshoppped Jessica Alba Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies… So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running… She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance… And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…

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Disgraced Actor Michael Jace Charged With Murder In Shooting Of Wife

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Disgraced actor Michael Jace has been charged with murder after shooting his wife, April, in the face in front of their children earlier this week.…

Disgraced Actor Michael Jace Charged With Murder In Shooting Of Wife

Disgraced Actor Michael Jace Charged With Murder In Shooting Of Wife

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Disgraced actor Michael Jace has been charged with murder after shooting his wife, April, in the face in front of their children earlier this week.…

Disgraced Actor Michael Jace Charged With Murder In Shooting Of Wife

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We Want Prenup: Russian Businessman Ordered To Pay $4.5 BILLION In Divorce Settlement

She got that BILLION dollar… Russian Businessman Loses Billions In Biggest Divorce Settlement Ever The phrase “ it’s cheaper to keep her ” has likely never been truer. Via ABCNews : A Russian billionaire is separating from his wife — and $4.5 billion of his assets. Among Dmitry Rybolovlev’s holdings, through various ownership structures, are reportedly a $95 million Palm Beach mansion (which once belonged to Donald Trump), an $88 million New York apartment and islands in Greece and Hawaii. The self-made fertilizer mogul, who is worth an estimated $8.8 billion, according to Forbes, was ordered by a Swiss court on Monday to pay his ex-wife, Elena Rybolovleva, approximately half of his net worth in what could be the largest divorce settlement in history. The couple was married in 1987. Marc Bonnant, the lawyer for Elena Rybolovleva, said he was pleased with the ruling because it was “exactly what she asked for.” Yeah…we bet that’s exactly what she asked for! But wait…that’s not even all she’s getting. The court granted her just over 4 billion Swiss francs, or just over $4.5 billion, although Bonnant believed it could end up being even more. She was also granted custody over their young daughter plus 115,000 Swiss francs, or just under $129,000, per month to help raise her. Damn…$4.5 billion, multimillion dollar properties , private islands AND $130,000 a month in child support?!? Now, that’s some pricey poon! Ladies take note…he’s still got half his fortune and he’s newly single. Who wants to be the next ex Mrs. Rybolovlev??

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Epitome Of Bad Parents? Child Protective Services Investigating Will And Jada Over Photo Of Willow With 20-Year-Old “Friend”

SMH… If they weren’t concerned before , maybe they will be now. Will And Jada Pinkett-Smith Under Investigation By Children & Family Services Over Willow Photo According to RadarOnline reports : Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith have seen their parenting skills come under fire after a picture of their daughter, Willow, 13, in bed with actor Moises Arias, 20, was posted on social media. Now, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services has officially opened an investigation into the incident. “The investigation was formally opened last week and is being taken very seriously by the department,” an insider told Radar. “Will and Jada Pinkett Smith have been extremely cooperative with officials. Of course, they aren’t happy that their parenting skills are under scrutiny, but they understand.” The source revealed, “Social workers will also be talking separately with Willow, and they also want to talk to the young man in the picture with her as well. This won’t just be one or two visits with the family, and it will likely be an open investigation for at least a month, out of an abundance of caution.” Earlier this month Willow’s mom Jada lashed out at photographers at LAX when asked about the provocative picture. “Here’s the deal,” Jada said on May 7. “There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation. You guys are projecting your trash onto it. You’re acting like covert pedophiles and that’s not cool.” Do you think the Smiths have been too lax with their parenting?

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Bad Vibes: Man Gets Still-Running Freaky Toy Caught In His Large Intestine

This kinky isht is getting way too deep…literally. Man Gets Vibrator Lost Through His Rectum 50 Shades of Gross ! Via Huffpost : As a registered nurse who works in an emergency room, Stevey Pope has his share of weird stories. Pope, who is based in Fresno, California, says a patient came in with his wife complaining of severe constipation. A technician took an X-ray that Pope and a doctor examined closely. “We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine,” Pope said on the show. “This is the first time I’ve encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody.” It might sound funny, but Pope says it was a very sticky situation. “That’s something that requires immediate attention,” Pope said. “It could lead to internal bleeding [and] infection, and major abdominal surgery, colostomy bags and feeding tubes.” According to Pope, the patient was reluctant to explain how the vibrator got stuck where the sun doesn’t shine. Finally, the wife spilled the beans. “The wife finally told us that they had been trying to be adventurous and they kind of used the vibrator,” he said. “Things got out of control and the vibrator got lost inside of him.” The doctors were eventually able to remove the vibrator, but there’s no word on if the experience left the patient with bad vibes. These kinky books and freaky flicks have got people wilding out and getting hurt out here! Whatever happened to a little candlelight and some slow jams? Photo: TLC/HuffPost

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