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Joke Of The Day: Why Did The Husband Invite His Friend Over For Dinner? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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A man tells his wife he invited his friend over for dinner. She freaks out because everything is a mess. Listen to Rock-T‘s  Joke Of The Day in…

Joke Of The Day: Why Did The Husband Invite His Friend Over For Dinner? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Curtis Reeves Held Without Bail in Tampa Movie Theater Shooting

A day after he allegedly killed a fellow movie theater goer after the two got into an argument over texting, Curtis Reeves was denoted bond today by a judge in Pasco County, Florida. The 71-year old retired from the Tampa Police Department in 1993 after serving as Captin and went on to work as the Director of Security at Busch Gardens until 2005. Tampa Bay Movie Theater Shooting Suspect in Custody According to Pasco County Sheriff Chris Nocco, Reeves and his wife got into an altercation with Chad Oulson and his wife after the Reeves asked Chad to stop texting prior to a showing of Lone Survivor. The back-and-forth escalated until Reeves reportedly pulled out a handgun and shot Chad in the chest, with the bullet actually going through Nancy Oulson’s hand in her attempt to protect her husband. Chad Oulson, 43, was transported to a nearby hospital and died shortly after, while his wife was treated for her hand injury. Those who know Reeves tell ABC that are stunned over the incident. “Curtis is a good guy. He’s always been very nice to my wife, myself,” said Reeves’s next door neighbor Bill Costas. “Personally, I’m very shocked.” In court today, Circuit Judge Lynn Tepper said the defense can make its case for setting bond before another judge on a different date. Reeves, who has been charged with second-degree murder, was not present for this hearing, but a number of friends and colleagues appeared in the courtroom to show support.

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Movie Theater Shooting in Tampa: Suspect in Custody, Texting to Blame?

A fatal shooting took place yesterday at a movie theater in northern Tampa Bay, with one man being killed and his wife wounded. According to various reports, retired police officer Curtis Reeves has been taken into custody and charged with second-degree murder after he got into a fight with Chad Oulson, who was texting prior to the start of Lone Survivor . Tampa Bay Movie Theater Shooting Suspect in Custody Reeves, who was with his wife, allegedly took out a gun during his argument with Chad and fired it at both Chad and his wife, Nicole. The latter tried to block the bullet, officials say, resulting in a wound to her hand. Chad, however, was fatally struck. He was pronounced dead at a local hospital, where Nicole was also admitted, though her injuries are not life-threatening. An off-duty Sumter County deputy was inside the theater – which was evacuated – at the time of the incident and detained Reeves, 71, until deputies arrived. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office describes this as an “isolated” shooting and confirms the couples did not know each other. The Tampa Police Department, meanwhile, issued a statement on Reeves last night: Curtis Reeves Jr. retired from the Tampa Police Department on 9/30/93 as a Captain. He was instrumental in establishing the department’s first Tactical Response Team. We are not aware of any contact with the department since his departure more than 20 years ago.  

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People Ain’t Isht: Retired Cop Fatally Shoots Man For Texting During Movie

Some people take those no-texting announcements a little too seriously. Cop Shoots Man For Texting During Movie The situation was not that deep. He didn’t have to kill him. According to NY Daily News: A heated argument over texting during a showing of [the] Mark Wahlberg movie “Lone Survivor” at a Florida movie theater erupted into gunfire on Monday, killing a man and wounding his wife, authorities said. Retired Tampa police officer Curtis Reeves, 71, was arrested and charged with second-degree homicide in the attack at the The Grove 16 theater complex in Wesley Chapel, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Department. Police said Nicole and Chad Oulson were seated in front of Reeves and his wife when Chad Oulson made the fatal mistake of pulling out his cell phone during the previews to send text messages. When Oulson refused to put his phone away, despite several requests from Reeves, Reeves pulled out a handgun and shot Chad Oulson in the chest, according to police. Oulson’s wife, who was holding her hand on his chest when the single shot was fired, was also injured by the single bullet. The two victims were transported to a Tampa area hospital, where the man was pronounced dead. “It’s absolutely crazy that it would rise to something like this over someone texting,” Sheriff Chris Nocco told the Tampa Bay Times. People holler gun control, but what we need is people control. There are too many people popping off with guns for the wrong reasons and innocent people get killed. Shutterstock

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Shook Ones: Steve Harvey Scared Wife Majorie Would Divorce Him Over $20 Million Tax Lien

Steve Harvey Almost Divorced Over $20 Million Tax Lien Considering how he dogged his ex-wife Mary out, it’s surprising karma didn’t bite him in his azz. According to Sister 2 Sister: There was a time when Steve Harvey’s people thought his marriage might not work out. Steve seemingly can’t say enough great things about his wife Marjorie Harvey whenever the topic of relationships come up. However, not everyone in his circle has always been so complimentary. He revealed to Essence that not long after their wedding the comedian-turned-talk show host was slammed with a $20 million tax lien. The lien came after it was discovered that Steve’s accountant had been holding onto years worth of the funny man’s tax returns without filing them. At the time, the people in Steve’s camp advised him to keep the devastating news from Marjorie. “She’ll leave you,” Steve recalled them saying. “This is the happiest we’ve ever seen you. …Nobody is going to stick around with this kind of mess.” Ignoring their advice, Steve decided to be honest with Marjorie about the financial situation because he was confident in her dedication to him. “I said, ‘If this woman leaves me over this, I will be the most surprised man on planet Earth,’” Steve shared. “ Marjorie stayed.” No one could be more thankful about that than he is because he doesn’t know that he’d be where he is today if she’d left. “Every great man has a woman… I didn’t say successful man, I said great man,” said Steve. “Do you think Dr. Martin Luther King was anything without Coretta? You take Michelle out of Barack Obama’s equation, and he is a whole other dude out there. Two thumbs up for strong black matrimony-dom. WENN

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Emmy Rossum’s Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame. I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….

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Reese Witherspoon Bikinis in Hawaii of the Day

Here is the opposite of a bikini bridge …where a mom of 10 and her chubby alcoholic pushing 40 folds hang over the spot where the bridge is supposed to happen…making it less about the bikini…and more about the tidal wave of fat that’s been sent to take out the bridge like it was a natural disaster…we’re talking a Tsunami…when the very thing the bridge is designed to cover and transport you safely from point a to point b…retaliates and takes out the bridge…living it just fragments of fabric people in the future will find and wonder what was once there… Pretty horrible…but I’m still looking…this bitch needs some special effects to look better than her doughy self looks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Lawrence does W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence generally doesn’t interest me…I don’t find her hot, I don’t like her body, I don’t care that she’s an Oscar winner, because I feel the Oscars, if not staged or owned by the major studios are definitely not really legit, unbiased, or manipulated by how charismatic or friendly the actress is outside of her movie roles. You know being the cute, funny, not really worrying about looking weird and awkward girl Jennifer Lawrence seems to be…. But these pics for W magazine…are kinda hot…in a Roman Polanski – my wife just got killed, I am polish, you are 14, drink this wine and take these pills and get in the tub kinda way…. She looks good, not that I am impressed in any way, I don’t get impressed, I just don’t mind looking at these…probably cuz they look like they were shot on film and not an instagram filter…

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The Bachelor Season Premiere: Juan Shining Moment

On a special Sunday night Countdown to The Bachelor Season 18, ABC introduced viewers to Juan Pablo Galavis . And while we saw him playing shirtless beach volleyball, acting like a sports and entertainment consultant and hanging with daughter Camila on last night’s official premiere, let’s face it: The opening episode each season is always about the totally insane ladies. And Juan got to meet 27 of them this week, as opposed to the regular 25. Who might become his wife and Camila’s stepmother? Who was bonkers enough to make Tila Tequila look sane? Let’s break down the best and the worst potential suitors, as the Bachelor took them Juan at a time at the premiere cocktail party… Chelsie is a blonde science “educator,” meaning she works at a museum. She tries to impress Juan by speaking Spanish. Renee is 32, one of the oldest contestants out there. She has an eight-year old son Ben. Single parents unite? Andi has a major ponytail and works as a lawyer in Atlanta. She’s not happy that she has to compete with other women. Amy feeds Juan some eggs, is 31 and works as a massage therapist in Los Angeles. She makes weird facial expressions. Nikki , 26, is a blonde pediatric nurse who included babies in her pre-taped intro. Strong move there. Lauren H is a “mineral coordinator,” whatever that means. She was dumped by her fiancé after six weeks. Valerie says she is a “pretty girl” and a personal trailer. We’re not sure how pretty she really is. Lacy has a nice smile and solid breasts. She’s all about her special needs relatives and takes care of the elderly and is way too perfect to win. Clare is 32 and part Mexican. Her dead father recorded a DVD message to her future husband. Christy is a “police support specialist.” This may be our favorite made-up occupation of anyone there. Cassandra , a former NBA dancer, goes totally silent during her first meeting with Juan. Watch The Bachelor Season 18 Episode 1 Online Those are just a few of our favorite possible suitors. As for moments that stood out during the actual party? Well… Nikki pulled out a stethoscope to check Juan’s heart rate… and to have him nestle his hand in her cleavage. Lucy dons a flower headband, a dress made from an ace bandage and white satin sheets and no shoes. She calls herself a “free spirit.” Lauren S. pedals a piano on wheels up the driveway. Maggie offers Juan a fishing hook and the line: “I just really hope you’re gonna be the big catch that I’ve been waitin’ for!” Kelly brings her dog to the shindig. Andi leaves the Bachelor the most flummoxed, as he utters multiple “Wows” during her limo exit. One contestant says “Give me three shots of Patron and I’ll be topless” and another says she hopes Juan Pablo dies. So, who will actually be moving ahead on this journey with Juan? Sharlee, Claire, Nikki, Renee, Andi, Alli, Chantel, Lauren S., Kelly (and Molly, her dog), Cassandra, Danielle, Chelsie, Kat, Victoria, Christy, Lucy, Elise ad Amy L. What was your favorite moment from The Bachelor premiere? Who is your eary favorite… to win and/or to complete breakdown? Can you resist visiting our section of The Bachelor spoilers to see who wins? Watch The Bachelor online now to relive the premiere and brace yourselves. This is gonna be a Juan of a kind adventure!

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The Wolf of Wall Street Drops Record Number of F Bombs

The Wolf of Wall Street is f-cking awesome. Because it received a 74% on Rotten Tomatoes? Not exactly, no. Because it has set a record for most uses of the F bomb over the course of a single movie. Yes, someone out there really keeps track of this stuff. The Wolf of Wall Street Trailer According to the tally, the word “f-ck” is used 506 times through Martin Scorsese’s drama, which stars Leonardi DiCaprio and which is based on a true story of greed and excess in 1980s New York. This figure breaks the record of 435 for a non-documentary, held by 1999′s Summer of Sam . In case you were wondering: Scorsese’s Casino used the curse word 422 times, while  Goodfellas  settled for a mere 300. And in other recent movie news: The new Veronica Mars movie trailer is out. The Justin Bieber movie bombed at the box office. These fan-made Fifty Shades of Grey movie trailers are HOT!

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