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‘Hall Pass’: The Reviews Are In!

The critics weigh in on whether Farrelly brothers’ latest is worth getting out of class. By Eric Ditzian Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson in “Hall Pass” Photo: New Line Cinema Last weekend, Liam Neeson’s “Unknown” pulled off a surprise box-office win after “I Am Number Four” failed to attract even a fraction of its “Twilight”-obsessed target audience. This weekend, though, we can be relatively certain which film will land in the top spot. For the first time since 2000’s “Me, Myself & Irene,” Bobby and Peter Farrelly should be able to nab the weekend’s #1 slot with their new comedy, “Hall Pass.” Like “Unknown,” the film has received mixed reviews, but in these early, often barren months at the multiplex, that hardly matters. Check out what the critics are saying about “Hall Pass.” The Story “Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred (Jason Sudeikis) are a pair of husbands whose marriages are, at this point, held together by their urges to check out other women. Their wives, Maggie (Jenna Fischer) and Grace (Christina Applegate), are as bored with their husbands’ straying eyes as their husbands are with marriage. Rick and Fred are released back into the wild by their wives, Lucy and Ethel — I mean, Maggie and Grace — and given a week free of marriage responsibility. The men are allowed seven days to pursue the girls of their dreams. It’s charming that ‘Pass’ realizes how flimsy it is, conceptually; the women causing the domestic tedium are played by actresses who, when they were dewier, played the girls that caused men to drive into trees — a throwaway joke itself. And the movie is self-aware enough to toy with the misogyny of its premise; Maggie and Grace suspect their men wouldn’t know what to do with freedom.” — Elvis Mitchell, Movieline The Performances ” ‘Hall Pass’ presents these men as a new archetype: the frustrated middle-aged husband as randy adolescent virgin. Wilson, geeked out in super-square hair, knows how to use his gentleness to turn himself into a figure of soft desperation. And ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘s Sudeikis, in his first major movie role, has an agreeably dorky, bootlicking officiousness. (Fred thinks that he’s scored a victory if he figures out how to look at a woman’s behind without his wife seeing him.) They are so domesticated, the joke is they don’t even know their pent-up sexual frustration is driving them nuts.” — Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly The Laughs and the Look “The slapstick and action comedy interludes are haphazardly executed at best, and matters aren’t helped by the film’s incredibly ugly look; for whatever reason, the productions from New Line Cinema since its absorption by Warner Bros. appear poorly lighted, processed and/or printed, resulting in blotchy, bleachy results that do no favors to the actors.” — Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter The Dissenters “Like many comedies, ‘Hall Pass’ is more a succession of gags and skits than an actual movie; when it reaches for something more than low-rent laughs, it really slips. The attempted commentary on love, fidelity and appreciation are off-putting, a side plot about a violent psycho simply bizarre. Wilson doesn’t seem to be trying, and Fischer and Applegate, typically game for anything, are given nothing worthwhile to do. What laughs there are come mostly courtesy of Sudeikis and, of all people, Richard Jenkins in a surprising role. Also, the description ‘gross-out comedy’ has rarely been more apt. Except maybe for the comedy part.” — Bill Goodykoontz, The Arizona Republic How Does It Compare to Past Farrelly Flicks? “Those cheerful shlockmeisters Peter and Bobby Farrelly, who co-wrote and directed the film, are more laid-back here than they were in ‘There’s Something About Mary,’ ‘Kingpin’ or ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ They make you laugh at some pretty revolting things, and the ratio of sexual/scatological giggles to groaners is high. But the brothers dialed back the lewd lunatic energy that is their signature. The film’s longest-running gag is that the men, sprung from the straitjacket of monogamy, leer at almost every woman they get near, but are too square and meek to score.” — Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune Check out everything we’ve got on “Hall Pass.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Hayden Panettiere Tits Dressed Like a Florida Granny of the Day

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit… I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

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Georgia May Jagger and Her “Dad” of the Day

I like something about Georgia May Jagger , I find her kinda hot or at least interesting looking, and I’ve decided to make it my life work to document her every move, at least until I get bored of that or forget that I set out to document her every move… So I figured it is only fitting to show this very important day in her life, because these pictures from yesterday may be the first or second time Mick Jagger has ever spent any time with her since she was first born…He’s a busy man, with a lot of kids and model women, give him a fucking break, I’m sure her inheritance and expense account will make up for lost time, or maybe even her fucking model career that only exists cuz her dad is Mick Jagger and that’s marketable enough to put her in fashion magazines, ungrateful cunt, smell that nepotism….she could be 4 foot 11 and 300 lbs like my wife and still get the cover of Nylon Magazine, or other try hard hipster fashionista shit….its like just being a rockstar daughter is all it takes…as I anxiously await the sex tape…

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Justin Bieber Cuts His Famous Hair

Star unveils new ‘do on ‘That Should Be Me’ video set. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber gets his hair cut Photo: TMZ After months of teasing that he might cut his famous hair, Justin Bieber debuted a shorter ‘do Monday. TMZ got the lowdown from the pop sensation on his new look. Photos of the cropped cut — courtesy of his hair stylist, Vanessa — appeared on the website Monday. In one photo, Bieber is with Gary LeVox, lead singer of Rascal Flatts, on the set of the video for their duet, “That Should Be Me,” from Bieber’s Never Say Never – The Remixes . Biebs explained that he “wanted to change it up” and that he thought the cut was “kind of a mature look.” He will turn 17 next month, so perhaps the new ‘do is a step in an older direction for the teen star. So, what will happen to the remains of his famous former swoop? Well, TMZ reports the clippings will be given to charity to raise money for various causes, including animal rights. In December, Bieber foreshadowed the perfect timing for a haircut, saying, “I think after my movie, I might cut my hair a little shorter.” It was a sentiment he first shared with Barbara Walters . Last year, Bieber’s pal and maybe girlfriend, Selena Gomez , admitted that she wanted to shear off his locks. “Everybody wants to cut his hair. I want to cut his hair!” she revealed in October. “You’re with him and you have, like, a 45-second conversation and it’s like, [he’s flicking his hair the entire time], and I’m like, ‘Why are you doing that?!’ ” What do you think of JB’s new ‘do? Sound off below! Related Artists Justin Bieber

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Britney Spears Added Her ‘Flavor’ To ‘Hold It Against Me’ Fight Scene

Martial-arts expert Steven Ho talks to MTV News about working on the new video. By Jocelyn Vena Britney Spears fights herself in “Hold It Against Me” Photo: Jive Last week, fans were treated to the premiere of Britney Spears ‘ “Hold It Against Me” video . The sleek, dark look at celebrity life was a new aesthetic for the star, who hooked up with Jonas

This Guy Ain’t Sh*t: 5 Browns Father Pleads Guilty To Charges Of Sexually Abusing His Three Daughters

After trying to throw himself and his wife off a cliff …this guy is now pleading guilty: The father of the music group 5 Browns pleaded guilty Thursday to charges of sexually abusing his three daughters in the 1990s. Keith Brown’s plea, part of a deal made with prosecutors, means the 55-year-old patriarch will go to prison for at least 10 years. None of the sisters were in the Provo courtroom, but a statement issued to The Associated Press by group spokesman Kimball Thomson said they were satisfied with the plea agreement. “While clearly the current events surrounding the family are painful, the sisters were well prepared for this day, and are relieved and grateful to close this chapter in their lives,” Kimball said. Brown’s three daughters and two sons are part of the classical piano group The 5 Browns, whose albums have topped the classical music charts and who have appeared on “Oprah” and other shows. The group also has been profiled by “60 Minutes.” Brown appeared in Fourth District Count with scratches and bruises on his face but with few other signs of the horrific crash three days earlier in which his Porsche plunged 300 feet into a canyon, also injuring his wife. “He is terribly remorseful for what has happened and for what he has put his family through,” defense attorney Steven Shapiro said after the hearing. “He recognizes that this is the next step in the long road to trying to accept responsibility for something terrible that he did a long time ago.” Brown did not speak further during the hearing and declined to answer questions from reporters afterward. He remained free until his sentencing on March 31, after prosecutors said they do not consider him a threat. Brown chose to enter the plea to bring a quick resolution to the case and did not want to “exacerbate the harm” by dragging out the proceedings, Shapiro said. Utah County prosecutors charged Brown with one first-degree felony count of sodomy on a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual abuse of a child. He could face a sentence of up to life in prison on the first-degree felony and up to 15 years each on the second-degree felonies. Under the plea deal with prosecutors, he will serve at least a decade in prison. The records filed Feb. 10 in the abuse case don’t identify any victim by name or indicate the relationship between Keith Brown and the alleged victims. However, Thomson said the charges involve Brown’s daughters and group members Desirae, 32, Deondra, 30, and Melody, 26. He declined to release further information on the women. Source

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R.I.P.: Former Chicago Bears Player Dave Duerson Dead At 50

Dave Duerson, a key player on the 1985 Super Bowl champion Chicago Bears, was found dead Thursday night in his Miami home at the age of 50. The Miami Dade County coroner did not state a cause of death. News of Duerson’s passing sent shock waves through the 1985 team. When newly elected Hall of Famer Richard Dent woke up Friday morning, his voice mail was full of messages from former teammates calling to talk about Duerson. Several teammates said they had spoken with Duerson in recent weeks. “When we spoke recently, he sounded great,” former Bears defensive back Shaun Gayle said. “It’s a real shock to all of the guys.” Duerson was selected by the Bears out of Notre Dame in the third round of the 1983 draft. He became a starter in 1985 and played in the first of four consecutive Pro Bowls that year. In 1987, he was named the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year. He also was the one of the Bears’ NFLPA representatives, and he was a leader through the 1987 strike. “He was a hell of a football player,” former Bears coach Mike Ditka said Friday. “He came in at the right time for us because that’s when Todd Bell held out. He fit right in, became a starter. We liked everything about him at Notre Dame. He rounded out that defense. He fit in perfectly with Gary Fencik back there and was one of the leaders of our team.” The Bears released Duerson after the 1989 season. He signed with the Giants and won a Super Bowl in his only season with the team. He finished out his career playing three seasons for the Phoenix Cardinals. After growing up in Muncie, Ind., he was a four-year starter at Notre Dame and a two-time All American. In 1982, he was a Fighting Irish captain. He was named first-team All-America pick as a senior by the Football Writers Association of America, Football News and College & Pro Football Newsweekly. As a junior in ’81 he earned third-team All-America honors from Football News. “Our hearts go out to the Duerson family and to all those who knew Dave,” Notre Dame vice president and athletics director Jack Swarbrick said in a statement. “In addition to being a great football player, Dave represented himself and the University in so many other ways as a team captain, as well as through his work with the Monogram Club and the Board of Trustees. You couldn’t help but be impressed by him when you met Dave Duerson, and I think that was thereaction from anyone who was ever around him.” After his football career ended, Duerson’s life took some harsh turns. He became owner of Brooks Sausage Company, which later changed its name to Fair Oaks Farms. The company supplied sausage to Burger King and other fast food chains. Under Duerson’s leadership, Fair Oaks grew its annual sales to $63.5 million from $24 million. He sold his stake in the company in 2002, and started Duerson Foods. That company was forced into receivership in 2006, and most of its assets were auctioned off. Duerson had his Highland Park home foreclosed in 2007. In retirement, he also butted heads with Ditka about disability benefits for former NFL players. In 2007, Duerson filed for divorce from his wife of 24 years. The year before, he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of domestic battery. Duerson subsequently lost his position as a University of Notre Dame trustee. His former wife Alicia Duerson told NBCChicago, “Our family asks that you please remember Dave as a good, kind and caring man. He loved and cherished his family and friends and was extremely proud of his beloved Notre Dame and … Chicago Bears. Please keep Dave and our family in your prayers.” Duerson was a consultant in Florida, and was hosting an Internet radio show called “Double Time with Double D,” on VoiceAmerica.com. He broadcast his final show Thursday. He is survived by four children. R.I.P. Source

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Seven Ways To Make His Toes Curl

Valentine’s Day may have come and gone but that doesn’t mean the hot sex has to go with it. While it’s not the only ingredient to a lasting relationship, great sex can take the place of frivolous arguments. Men are happy when they have everything they need and want at home, including a bad girl. Men are nasty and, when it comes to sex, they want it no-hole-barred slutty. No pun intended. Inhibitions, who needs them when it’s you and your man? Take control and do him. Make it a personal challenge to get the biggest rise out of him. It’s the little things that count. You will be amazed by how satisfying it is for you, too. Try these tips for making missionary-style magnificent and, hopefully, get him to screech. ( Continue )

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Sextra: My Boyfriend Wants to Give Me a ‘Facial’

Bossip, I read your relationships posts all the time and I have a situation that I’d like to not only share but see if anyone has ever had this come up on their love life. My boyfriend and I are really close and we’ve grown to be great friends and lovers. Lately he’s been making jokes about “giving me a facial” and I didn’t think he was talking about ejaculating on my face but when I realized it I laughed it off but lately when we’ve been in the moment he asks me if he can give me a facial. I’m starting to get offended but, at the same time I want to do it. Please ask your readers to respond to this!!! I would like to know what they say. Thank you for your time!! Happy Friday, sis! Thank you for writing in and sharing your story! So, oh my! This is definitely for the late night! Most would agree that the response is simple! It’s nothing that you should do without being completely comfortable. There’s no real way to make this whole thing sexy – other than just being willing to allow him the privilege of performing such an act. If you’re not comfortable with it, don’t do it! And if he really cares about you, he’ll respect your wishes! Although, we know the opinions in the thread will vary, we took the time to ask some of our readers what they thought about this subject, so check out what they had to say below! When you bust on a girl’s face, I feel, all a man is really doing is smutting the girl out. It’s disrespectful, I wouldn’t do it. That means I have to stand up over you and literally do what I do on your face and I’m supposed to look at you the same after that? No way! It’s too much to get over. Might as well get urinate on her face, you know? It’s not for everybody and it’s damn sure not for me and my lady. But to each his own. Good, regular sex just isn’t enough for some people these days, I guess. – Olu, 32 If you sit on his face and get it in, he should be able to do the same! What’s the difference? I really want to know. If you’re at a point in your relationship where you can trust each other to that magnitude, then anything goes. But as long as the two of you can trust each other, I don’t see what the problem is. But for a man to feel comfortable enough to ask a woman to do that, then she’s on some freak sh*t. That’s real talk. – Reina, 28 I mean me and my wife get nasty with it but everybody has their boundaries. I love making love to my wife and there are some things I know she’s not going to do. Even though I know she would do anything that I ask of her in that way, I respect her and our marriage enough not to even go there. I don’t even want to. So, I guess what it boils down to for me, is that there are certain boundaries that I won’t cross with my wife. Everybody has their boundaries, so respect them. – Sean, 34 I’m not one for being violated in that way. I can’t really rock with idea of my man just ejaculating on my face! That’s not okay and it looks gross. I don’t understand what’s so cute about that! Why would a man want to do that to his wife? Before I had kids, I didn’t think too much of it and now that I have a daughter, umm! How about, no! Some things are just unnecessary and excessive … perverted in nature. In fact, my husband has never approached with it so I’m good! I just don’t like the idea. – Margaret, 30 What are your thoughts, Bossip Fam? Should some things remain off limits? Please share your thoughts below! Have a wonderful weekend and please remember to e-mail all topic suggestions, feedback and questions to loveandrelationships@bossip.com !

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One Of Oprah’s Many Ex-Lover’s Comes Forward And Spills The Beans About How He Was Chopping Down Her Younger More Tender Cakes

And another onnnnnne… Chevalier said he met Oprah when he appeared on her show in 1985. “She was doing a segment on look-alikes and at the time I looked like Billy Dee Williams. She later confided that she instructed her producers to keep me backstage after the show. She threatened to fire them, if I got away. She took me to lunch at the Water Tower restaurant and ordered stuffed mashed potatoes for both of us.” Their affair began that day. I remember how she loved taking candle-lit baths before going to bed. We took lots of them together. We spent many nights together in her new condo which she loved so much. I would be watching TV and she would be working on her next day’s show. ..Besides going to restaurants for lunches and dinners, to stores to buy gifts for employees and friends—-Oprah is generous with stuff-we would go to the Bears games because I was friends with one of the players. We occasionally had dinner with Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, or with Danny Glover, [Oprah’s co-star in The Color Purple.] I noticed a few times she would bring up the subject of marriage and ask me if this was something I believed in. I think at that time Oprah was ready to take the plunge, and I was the chosen one… but I wasn’t interested in getting serious…. Oprah took me to her mother’s house for dinner in Milwaukee and that’s where I met Jeffrey, her gay brother [who died of AIDS in 1989]. Oprah said to him, “You stay away from this guy. He’s mine.” Chevalier was 25 year old then and Oprah was 32, but he said the age difference didn’t matter to either of them. He accompanied Oprah to the Chicago premiere of The Color Purple. “Oprah bought a purple mink coat for the occasion and wanted me to wear purple mink as well but I just couldn’t do it.” Their photo appeared in the Chicago newspapers. “If you look carefully, you can see part of Gayle King’s face in the lower left of the picture,” he said. “Gayle was always around. Everywhere we went she was there. She was Oprah’s shadow.” And as beautiful as that story was, when Oprah was ready for Steadman to start choppin’ them loins… Chevalier has fond recollections of his time with Oprah, although he admits that she’s a much more reserved, calculating person off-camera than the warm, embracing person she presents on her show. “Things came crashing to a halt in April 1986,” he recalled. “I had been out of town on a modeling assignment and when I returned to the Water Tower condo, my key wouldn’t work. The concierge informed me that the locks had been changed. Oprah had left a box for me filled with all my belongings. On a yellow envelope she had written: ‘Sorry, things aren’t working between us. Oprah Winfrey.’ That was it. No phone call. No good-bye. Nothing. She was as cold as ice…. A few weeks later Stedman was on the scene—full time.” Man, Oprah walks wit a limp on them hoes. Source

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