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How Did Ellen DeGeneres Do During Her ‘American Idol’ Debut?

DeGeneres quickly made her mark as a judge during first Hollywood Week episode. By Gil Kaufman Ellen DeGeneres on “American Idol” Tuesday Photo: Fox “So this is it,” Ellen DeGeneres said, staring into fellow judge Simon Cowell’s eyes as they sat down for the first day of Hollywood singing on Tuesday night’s (February 9) “American Idol.” “I come on, you leave.” And with that, that newest member of the “Idol” panel quickly made her mark on day one of work, immediately putting to rest weeks of chatter about Cowell’s imminent leave-taking at the end of this season and establishing what seems like a good-natured, jokey tension between the two new co-workers. DeGeneres tried to put the nervous singers at ease from the moment she first stepped onstage at Los Angeles’ Kodak Theater, telling the 181 wannabes, “I don’t know how you feel right now. … When people say, ‘What do you know about music?’ I’ll tell you what I do know: I do know what it’s like to stand on a stage and try to please an entire roomful of people. … That is a hard thing to do.” Though she got to sit down while the singers took the stage, DeGeneres made her presence felt, tossing off funny asides and coherent, helpful advice while flashing just enough of her signature wit to bring a fresh feeling to the judges’ panel. “You frighten me,” she told shticky singer Antonio “SkiiBoSki” Wheeler after his so-so run through “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” in one of the night’s funnier moments. “You were stalking us. You were like a leopard behind a cage. … I was watching you looking at us like, ‘I’m gonna getcha.’ ” As the only judge to make comments, DeGeneres was firm and direct with her humorous suggestion to not frighten the audience and to remember the fine line between sexy and scary. Seemingly eager to put her “So You Think You Can Dance” guest-judging debacle behind her, DeGeneres spoke early and often, at points seemingly doing the impossible: shutting Cowell up. She also proved that she can match the acerbic Brit with her clever put-downs, riffing in one montage, “I’m tired as it is; that almost put me right out,” “It was crazy, I think, in a bad way” and reminding one contestant from Florida to wear shoes because “it’s filthy here. Hollywood is a disgusting town.” At one point, after Kara DioGuardi praised Andrew Garcia’s radical acoustic revamp of former judge Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up,” saying the onetime pop star would have loved it, DeGeneres threw her hands in the air and did a loving imitation of Abdul’s signature straight-armed hand clap — putting to rest any question of whether she feels awkward taking the former judge’s seat. And when Tennessee bridge-jumper Vanessa Wolfe was clearly overtaken by nerves, DeGeneres gave her Abdul-esque, caring advice: “You’re unique. I think you have a unique quality that you should embrace and just really accept who you are. You’re hiding inside and just scared to death. You gotta let go of that, because those nerves are gonna kill ya.” While she might have channeled Abdul for that critique, Ellen’s comments were mostly an antidote to the sometimes rambling, bizarre statements Paula made during her eight seasons on the show. It wasn’t all Ellen, however, as Cowell still got in plenty of harsh digs, eviscerating a number of performers who hid behind poorly played instruments and ill-conceived song choices. DeGeneres provided exactly what the panel lacked in the past: a strong, confident voice of reason with the right combination of humor and useful advice that could prove to be the first-ever challenge to Cowell’s domination of the critiques. “You have an amazing voice and you were very in that song,” she told mom rocker Mary Powers after a rough-and-tumble cover of Pink’s “Sober.” With tensions running high at one point, she played around with one group, telling them to step up, back, to the side and then up again before putting them all through to the next round to loud applause and laughs. Speaking to host Ryan Seacrest backstage at the top of the show, DeGeneres set the tone for what her likely contribution to the show will be: arch but broad humor. “There’s been a lot said about what kind of judge you will be on the show,” Seacrest said. “Kind, generous, honest, but at the same time pretty direct. And one of the few people I think that can be honest with Simon about how he takes on the contestants. Is that your plan?” Without missing a beat, DeGeneres shot back, “I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.” Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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‘American Idol’ Hollywood Week Kicks Off With Ellen DeGeneres’ Debut

Judges send 95 singers through to Wednesday’s group round. By Gil Kaufman Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi on “American Idol” Tuesday Photo: Fox Finally! After what felt like an eternity, “American Idol” served up the first dose of Hollywood Week on Tuesday night (February 9). In addition to the 181 potential superstars filing into the Kodak Theater, the show marked the debut of newest judge, talk-show host/ comedian Ellen DeGeneres, who quickly proved that she not only has plenty to say, but says it in an entertaining, thoughtful manner. “So this is it,” DeGeneres said, staring into fellow judge Simon Cowell’s eyes as they sat down for the first day of Hollywood singing. “I come on, you leave.” The quip immediately put to rest the weeks of chatter about Cowell’s imminent leave-taking at the end of this season and established what seems like a jovial tension between the two new co-workers. The singers came out in groups of eight, given the option to sing a cappella or with an instrument. The first bunch included 17-year-old Katie Stevens, who charmed the first time with a husky voice and a backstory that included her caretaking role for her aging grandmother. Cowell still liked her and Randy praised her natural talent, while the verging-on-annoying Antonio “SkiiBoSki” Wheeler might have worn out his welcome with a herky-jerky “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg.” “You frighten me,” DeGeneres said over loud laughter. “You were stalking us. You were like a leopard behind a cage. … I was watching you looking at us like, ‘I’m gonna getcha.’ ” But seriously, she said, don’t frighten your audience, don’t be so intense. “Sexy and scary, it’s a fine line.” He appeared to cross that line, as he didn’t make the cut, while Stevens did. The second group featured young dad Andrew Garcia , strumming former judge Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up” as a Jason Mraz-like acoustic jam that showed some serious soul and arranging chops. “That was genius,” Kara DioGuardi said. “Paula would be screaming and yelling and dancing,” she added, praising him for radically interpreting a song the way last season’s runner-up Adam Lambert did. Tennessee bridge jumper Vanessa Wolfe was shaken by a serious case of nerves, warbling her way through Blind Melon’s “No Rain.” Ellen praised her “unique quality,” encouraging her to embrace that special something. Garcia, not surprisingly, made the cut, while Wolfe’s first trip out of her small hometown came to a swift end. Also flaming out were jump-splitter Cornelius Edwards; Maegan Wright, the cosmetologist whose supportive little brother made a memorable appearance on the show; and Italian stallion Amedeo DiRocco, who begged for another chance to no avail after a shouty performance that didn’t live up to his initial promise. Tampa, Florida’s Janell Wheeler made another great impression with an acoustic-guitar ramble through Estelle’s “American Boy” that Ellen called “amazing.” They were also still feeling the love for another strummer, wannabe country star Haeley Vaughn,16, who did a charming sandpaper take on Taylor Swift’s “Change,” as well as 28-year-old rocker mom Mary Powers, who eerily channeled Pink on “Sober.” Both made it through to the next round, along with Fantasia co-star Todrick Hall , Chicago’s Charity Vance and Boston’s Ashley Rodriguez , one of 46 to make it through on day one. Day two dawned rough with annoying beatboxing from Miami’s Jay Stone, while Michael Lynche stepped to the mic as his wife was about to give birth to their first child, warning he had to make it or else he’d be in big trouble. The massive bodybuilder — who reportedly has been dropped from the show because his father is alleged to have blabbed about his son’s Hollywood trip — killed it with a gospel-y take on John Mayer’s “Waiting for the World to Change.” Sandwich maker Lilly Scott went quirky with an acoustic-guitar version of Ella Fitzgerald’s “Lullaby of Birdland,” which DioGuardi loved. “Everything about you is refreshing,” she gushed, just before putting Scott through. Also making it to the group round was Texas’ Tim Urban, who redeemed his initial weak audition with a strong take on David Cook’s “Come Back to Me,” while Utah cancer survivor Justin Williams was sent packing after an overly dramatic performance. Whip-cracking former “Barney” girl Erica Rhodes didn’t make it, and neither did tanned and teased Orlando, Florida, sisters Bernadette and Amanda Disimone . Maddy Curtis, the 16-year-old Virginia native who pulled heartstrings with the story of her four Down Syndrome brothers, also blew it with an uneven cover of Fitzgerald’s “The Nearness of You,” while shirtless wonder Casey James ripped it up and made it through with his gritty acoustic-blues cover of Ray Charles’ “I Don’t Need No Doctor.” In the last group, weepy Knoxville, Tennessee, waitress Didi Benami sang a touching take on DioGuardi’s “Terrified” that sounded like it was radio-ready. “I hate to admit it, but I really like that song,” Cowell said, adding that he also liked the idea of a just-folks waitress making it big. “It’s what it’s all about,” he told her. Dreadlocked Chicago single mom Crystal Bowersox brought some gritty rock/soul to Aretha Franklin’s “(You Make Me Feel Like a) Natural Woman,” getting the audience so hyped they threw in some impromptu backing vocals and a standing ovation, with both women making it through round two. In all, 95 advanced to Wednesday’s group round. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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This Goldman House: Bonus Season Means It’s Time to Add a New Floor to Your Townhouse

It’s bonus season, so we’re trying to keep up with how Goldman Sachs employees are spending their taxpayer-financed windfalls. Today’s entries: A $6 million penthouse condo, and adding a new floor to the upper-east-side historical landmark in which you live. Every Goldman Sachs employee knows that right about now is when the bonuses arrive, and even though this year’s take will be heavily weighted toward restricted stock, some Goldmanites are already putting your tax dollars to good use! Take Goldman managing director Henry Cornell, who serves as the chief operating officer of the merchant banking division —he’s adding a new floor to his upper-east-side townhouse (that’s a lovely side view from the plans above). In Decemeber, Cornell filed his plans to add new windows to his E. 80th St. townhouse, which he purchased in 2000 for $11.5 million, with New York’s Department of Finance. To judge by the permits Cornell has sought from the Buildings Department, it’s going to be an extensive renovation. This permit , issued just three weeks ago, calls for the “demolition of 4th floor to accomodate [sic] new 5th floor” and “excavation of cellar and crawl space for ne [sic] sub cellar.” It’s a pity that Cornell wants to “demolish” his own fourth floor, seeing as how his house was designated a historical landmark by the Landmarks Preservation Committee in 1967 due to its ” elegant simplicity…fine proportions, and attractive relationship of the windows to the house as a whole .” [pdf] We don’t know how much this will cost, of course, but we doubt Cornell will spare any expense. He’s also busy launching the Henry Cornell Winery in Santa Rosa, Calif., which he plans to build on land he’s purchased several parcels at a time over the past decade for a total of $8 million. In November, Cornell filed plans with the state of California [pdf] to turn the land into a winery with an 8,000 square-foot cave as a cellar. (So we’d imagine that new “sub cellar” in the Manhattan townhouse may be to accommodate his wine collection.) Cornell’s neighbors have objected to his plans , though, claiming that a new winery (does Northern California need another one?) will disrupt animal habitats and foul up a local creek. Anyway, that’s what Henry Cornell is spending his bonus on: A new floor, a wine cellar, and a California winery. Your living the dream, Henry. Congratulations! Cornell’s colleague Jonathan Fine, a managing director who works on Goldman’s investment-grade syndicate desk, whatever that is, is blowing his bonus on a $6 million Greenwich St. condo in Manhattan , which he and his wife purchased in December. It’s a penthouse unit with four bedrooms, 2-and-a-half bathrooms, and an 1,100 square-foot private roof deck. We initially weren’t quite sure that the “Jonathan Howard Fine” who purchased the condo was the same one who works at Goldman, so we called to make sure. His colleague on the syndicate desk who answered the phone said Fine had called in sick that day, so we called his listed home number. A woman answered, and we heard hammering in the background—still moving in perhaps? Anyway, when we asked her if she’d just purchased the Greenwich St. condo, she referred the question to an unnamed man standing nearby. When we asked her if that was the Jonathan Fine who worked for Goldman Sachs, she said, “I’m not going to answer any of your questions.” About 20 minutes later, we got a call from a Goldman Sachs flack wondering what all the fuss was about. If you know how Cornell and Fine’s colleagues are spending their hard-earned (by taxpayers!) bonuses, do let us know .

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Pastor Predicts: Tiger and Elin Will Be Okay

Women might be calling for his head on a platter, and some golf fans may be warming up their pipes to taunt him from the stands, but at least one person is standing by Tiger Woods. Sort of. Reverend Ricky Kirton, the pastor who officiated the marriage between Woods and Elin Nordegren, has the following message for the couple: “Forgive each other. Be there for each other, and it will work out.” Kirton told People he “started to pray” for the pair soon after Tiger’s infiedlity leaked out. He then started to shake his head and laugh uncontrollably as the number of cheating stories piled up. Just kidding about the second part. Because Tiger Woods is out of rehab and still with his wife, we’re sure the tabloid coverage will stop… not! Of course, Kirton hasn’t spoken to Tiger or Elin since their 2004 wedding. Nor has he ever been married. It’s unclear what expertise he can possibly offer on this topic. All the pastor has are the words of wisdom he offers all engaged couples. “I tell them to remain true to their vows. I want them to know this is serious and they have to work hard,” he said, relaying the advice he delivers: “Remember these four phrases. I was wrong. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I love you.” He also might wanna add: get a second cell phone for your mistresses.

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Tamra Barney Confirms Relationship with Husband’s BFF, Eddie Judge

The Real Housewives of Orange County writers have come up with an exciting twist for Tamra Barney this season. Just weeks after she was served divorce papers by her husband of 11 years, Simon, Barney has confirmed that she’s moved one… to Simon’s best friend Eddie Judge! Moreover, the scorned, soon-to-be ex learned of his wife’s dalliance by witnessing it himself in a scene likely caught by Bravo cameras . Simon says he was at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas this weekend, walked into a club around midnight and: “I saw Tamra with a friend of mine, Eddie Judge,” he told RadarOnline.com. “I saw them holding hands and acting like a couple. As soon as Tamra saw me she let go of his hand and walked away. I went up to Eddie

Yeasayer Lead Us Through Odd Blood, Track By Track

After hitting stores Tuesday, it’s already being heralded as a top album of the year. By James Montgomery Yeasayer Photo: MTV News Those in the know have been buzzing about Yeasayer’s Odd Blood for months now, ever since the Brooklyn avant-pop aesthetes released the first single, a delightfully loopy slab of weirdness called “Ambling Alp.” Since then, both the band and the album have slowly started picking up accolades (we highlighted them last month during MTV News’ Rock Week ), and now, it’s not inconceivable to think that Blood might be this year’s version of Merriweather Post Pavilion, the Animal Collective effort that was already being hailed “The Best Album of 2009” from the day it was released in January. Blood hit stores Tuesday (February 9), and so, to highlight an album that we really think you ought to hear, we sat down with the three men behind Yeasayer — Anand Wilder, Chris Keating and Ira Wolf Tuton — and had them tell us the stories behind the 10 wonderfully weird tracks that make up the record. From in-flight make-out sessions and ridiculous riddims of Haddaway to Moroccan dance music, here’s their take on what very well may be the best album of 2010. “The Children” Chris Keating : We were pretty determined to have it first on the record. I like the idea of starting the record like that, as a departure point from the last record [2007’s All Hour Cymbals ], especially the last song on the last record, which was very choral, and then all of a sudden, you’re transported to further into the future, and you’re on some off-world colony that has crazy percussion and slowed-down vocals. We sang harmonies through a fan, sang into the pitch thing and tried to sing it live. Ira Wolf Tuton : I couldn’t get through the mixes. It kept making my CD player skip because of the low end. I loved that. Keating : Yeah, we definitely buried some sub beneath the sub. “Ambling Alp” Tuton : That song probably existed between the three of us longer than any other song on the album, so just psychologically, it made sense for us to release it first and try to get it out of the way. Keating : I think the hardest thing about writing a song is getting that initial idea: “What’s an interesting thing to write about?” And once you get that, you roll with it. You get excited … so I kind of came up with this idea to write about boxing, and that’s where the title came from; it was [the name of] a 1930s Italian boxer . I was reading about Joe Louis at the time, and my grandfather was a professional boxer in the late ’30s, early ’40s, so all these things kind of started tying together. “Madder Red” Anand Wilder : It was a kind of quiet, folky, acoustic lullaby that I worked on. I think I stole a lyric out of, like, a Celtic book of verse for the first line and kind of went from there. I kind of wanted to write a song in the vein of “Jealous Guy” by John Lennon, a song about being a weak man, a gambler or something like that. So we had that basic structure for the opening, and then Chris had the idea to drop this really heavy beat on top of it. And it completely changed the feel of the song. “I Remember” Keating : It was a demo recording, made in the basement — the same setup we had when we were making the All Hour Cymbals record. And I just had my busted-up Nord [keyboard], and I just kind of worked out these weird sounds that I thought were interesting together. And a lot of stuff I do like that, I’m trying to achieve a sound I like. And you get that tone, then it’s cool. You lock it in, you write down all the numbers and all the dials, and from there, I know I can write something on top of it. And I had just met my wife, and I started writing a love song, so I kind of just ran with it. I’m afraid of flying, but the first time I met my wife, we made out on a plane. Wilder : My only input was to try and steer us away from adding too much to it, because I think Chris did a really good job of getting these tones that really sat well in the mix. And it was just this demo that really sounded almost finished. And slowly we began adding on to it, and we did a live version and made it twice as long, and then we made compromises, and eventually it became the four-and-a-half-minute-long mixtape love ballad of 2010. “O.N.E.” Wilder : I was trying to explore the idea of a song that didn’t just have one chord in it. Because a lot of songs on the first album had maybe just one chord in it, or maybe just two chords. Maybe we’d go to three in the chorus. So I created this really long riff that went on for about 16 bars and had chords that were changing along with the riff. And then I had this idea about writing a song about addiction — alcoholism — but kind of relating it to a way you’d get rid of a girlfriend or something. So we worked on that song for many months Upstate, in Woodstock, and threw a big beat over it. It became kind of like a early-’90s era Beck song, with a break beat over it. And then when we brought it to the live setting, with our new bandmates, Chris kind of said, “It’s not a dance song,” and we were talking about how, on this album, we wanted to commit to certain styles for an entire song and not jump around. So, finally, I caved in. I only caved in after the Bonnaroo audience was so excited by our live version, and I was like, “OK, I guess I lost that argument.” Keating : That was a cool experience, because we hadn’t finished the record. … We were able to play some songs at different festivals. And the ones we’d be really excited about, it was like, “Why does no one care about this song?” … And that one, the way we were doing it live, with a funkier vibe to it, we were all psyched on, everyone was really, really into it. … They were singing the words to an MGMT song over it. [ Laughs. ] “Love Me Girl” Wilder : I wanted to do this loopy thing that would go over and over again, kind of like that final scene in “Trainspotting,” and then it would just drop into this R&B, Justin Timberlake-y kind of thing, which I made the melody by just creating MIDI notes on GarageBand with just a flute. That had some acoustic guitar on it … but then when we brought it Upstate, we added more synthetic elements, and we kind of decided the beat was going to be a dancehall thing, because we were listening to a lot [of it] and just kind of straight ripped off those songs. Tuton : It was exciting to do, another new thing to rip off. Wilder : We added some Real McCoy elements and some Haddaway elements. “Rome” Keating : That’s the song with the Coldplay reference [in the lyrics]. That’s not a Coldplay reference. But that’s cool, because we’re trying to start a little beef with Coldplay. Wilder : We’re trying to rip off Coldplay so they would sue us, so they would have someone to sue. Keating : That song sort of rips off certain Moroccan dance music, Syrian dance music, that my wife had on her iPod, and when she hears the song now, she sort of shakes her head like, “It’s such a rip-off.” She feels like she’s responsible for that one. “Strange Reunions” Keating : That song gets sh– on in the press, and I don’t know why, because I think that song is awesome. It’s so crazy. Like “And the throwaway track … ” and it’s like, that song is so weird and crazy. Wilder : We got really stoned and listened to the album once it was pretty much fully mixed, and that was the one song where I was like, “This is awesome!” … That was based on the idea of a really short song that had many different parts in it … and it would all be done in under three minutes and would also explore these weird time-signature shifts that bands like the Dirty Projectors do so effortlessly. And we’re so unskilled that we still haven’t figured out how to play it live. And we probably never will. “Mondegreen” Keating : That’s a song that I had been working on for a while. … It’s really old. I set up a bunch of samplers and plugged them all into the TV for a whole Sunday, and I got, like, four channels, didn’t have cable or anything, so it was all, like, daytime Sunday weirdness, bad commercials, infomercials, soap operas, I don’t know what. And I recorded four banks of sound and started to structure a song out of it. And I sang on top of it. I thought it was cool to make this real paranoid. … I liked the late-’70s era of David Bowie that’s very paranoid, where he’s, like, so coke-addled and crazy, and I like that kind of feel, and mixing it with the sort of 24-hour news cycle, and Glenn Beck and Hannity, the sort of absurd, psychotic rants that those guys go on. I sort of think it’s amazing, because it just seems like something out of the movie “Network.” I don’t know; the world is going to end in a year. “Grizelda” Tuton : I kind of think of “Grizelda” in the same way that I really like “Children” being the first track. I thought of it for a long time as being a real nice benediction for the whole album. It just seemed a nice way to close an album. It lulls you into sitting back in your chair, puts you in a trance a bit, although the subject matter might be a bit dark. Wilder : The subject matter is this woman Griselda Blanco. We had watched the movie “Cocaine Cowboys,” and it was kind of all about the cocaine industry in Miami and how it was relatively violence-free, until this woman Griselda Blanco came around and just started ordering murders. And she’s responsible for hundreds of murders. … So the main interview of the whole movie is this guy who was a hit man for her, so I thought it would be nice to write a song from his perspective. Maybe he’s in jail, and he’s writing a letter to her, just as she’s been extradited to Colombia, and all these people are coming to kill her. He’s kind of afraid of her, but he’s also kind of in love with her. Keating : She’s like the Colombian connection to America’s cocaine industry in the ’80s, just ruthless. So it’s like this female mass murderer and had all these guys working for her who were kind of in love with her. Related Videos Yeasayer’s Odd Blood Track By Track

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New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees says Super Bowl win was a ‘responsibility’ to fans (New York Daily News)

When Drew Brees woke up a Super Bowl champion, he turned to his wife and asked, “Did yesterday really happen?” The Super Bowl XLIV MVP probably is going to have a lot more of those mornings as he and the Saints celebrate their first championship in the fr.

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Quarterback duel between Saints’ Drew Brees, Colts’ Peyton Manning among Super Bowl’s best ever (New York Daily News)

The QB duel between Drew Brees and Peyton Manning ranked among the best ever, with the two combining for a Super Bowl-record 63 completions, 621 yards and three touchdowns. Between them, they made but one mistake.

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Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day

I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo…. I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Big Love: Sweating It Out

The fourth season of HBO’s sweeping melodrama was brought down to Earth a bit this week, even though the beginning of the episode seemed like an overstuffed Robert Altman movie. I know this whole Bill-runs-for-office storyline is annoying some fans — because it seems to forget Barb’s outing in the first season, because in these days of dirt-digging and mud-slinging no one could possibly expect a secret that big to stay hidden — and for the most part those fans are right. The whole thing is a little too much . It’s just not terribly believable that a years-practiced caution would be so impulsively thrown to the wind. But last night I was glad for the whole thing, because it gave the show a big and rousing platform to discuss the tragedy of the Lost Boys, crime-prone young men who are cast out of FLDS compounds and left to survive on their own. Mostly I’m glad that the show finally dug into Bill’s past. We’d known since the beginning of the show that he was cast out of Juniper Creek, but didn’t know any particular details of that part of his history. That he was a troubled kid with a rap sheet wasn’t surprising. That Bill Paxton was such a dish in his younger years? Big surprise! That was really the most valuable thing we learned last night. Though, maybe it was just that dark greaser mugshot that made him look good. Because here , for example? Not so much. But whatever. Yes, Bill was cast out by his father and now he’s, inadvertently to some degree, done the same thing to Ben. That weird, noodley kid did some strong acting last night, looking more poised and mature, though sad and shaken, than he ever has before. Props also to sis Amanda Seyfried, who does beatific concern so well. I’m not sure when we’ll see Ben next, though I’d bet that it’s going to be a big part of the end of this season or the beginning of the next one. I don’t exactly see happy things happening. Meanwhile, with the wives. Everyone’s mad and a little bit grossed out by Margene, who was being weirdly indignant about being in trouble. She kept trying to shake it off, trying to get people to let it go, because really it’s not such a big deal, right? Except, well, yes of course it is a big deal. Jeanne Tripplehorn did fabulous work as Barb went from sad to mad and back to sad again, once again feeling the crushing weight of this bizarre and booby-trapped family life she’s chosen for herself. Also, let’s take a moment to say: Toldja so, vis a vis Barb and the Injun. She and Tommy had a strange bonding session in a sweat lodge during which we learned that Tommy lost his wife and two children to a drunk driving accident and that Barb really likes to sweat. The whole sweat lodge thing seemed a little over the top, I mean they did it on 90210 for god’s sake, but I do so love to see Tripplehorn chin-deep in the business of acting, so I didn’t really mind. I don’t know where the Tommy thing might go, but I suspect that Barb is on the hunt for something wildly different from the norm. Might this finally be the start of her long-overdue escape from polygamy? Nicki was all tangled up in the campaign stuff, serving as a mole in the competition’s office and beginning to have some moral doubts about the sneakier work that Bill asks her to do. She likes being his special little “secret weapon,” but also isn’t quite sure what to make of the fact that she’s the only one ever asked to do the devious, underhanded stuff. You bad, Nicki. Just deal with it. So amid all the Ben hullabaloo we saw Bill’s campaign suffer and rally, both helped and hurt by the tricky presence of Sissy Spacek’s Marilyn the Lobbyist. She wanted in at the Indian casino, but Bill doesn’t trust her. So he set up a fake meeting with Tommy just so she could hear Tommy say no, but then she found out that she was set up, and boy is she pissed. So Bill really has made a nasty enemy, definitely worse than his local campaign rival, who tried to call Bill out on his sinister past, but ended up galvanizing him instead. Oops! Sorry, strict dad from Everwood . Good luck in four years. Bill’s crazy parents showed up again, this time a bit meaner and sadder than we usually see them. Lois’s heart was broken when her beloved little Benny told her about Bill’s exiling, while nasty old dad was just pissed that Bill had a big fancy casino and had never invited him to come play, for free. Naturally they showed up while Marilyn was there and all the wives were fighting with Ben. So many things to juggle! A lot of the episode felt a little Noises Off backstagey, doors slamming constantly with entrances and exits, fast-paced problems piling up on top of each other with alarming speed. The hour was definitely was chock full of nuts, on occasion a bit too full, but again I found it all worth it for Bill’s impassioned Lost Boys-defending speech at the run-off debate. Apparently the fictional nominating committee did too, because he won the darn thing. Which means he’ll now be running a real election for the seat, presumably against a Democrat. Which means… he’ll probably win, right? Though Bill would be wise to not to get too swept up by the whole thing while Margene goes slightly nuts, Nicki tries desperately to get pregnant, and Barb sits in the bathroom weeping and trying to create her own sweat lodge. Obviously Bill will be ignorant of this stuff until just before it’s too late, because that’s how this show works. And how Bill works. It was refreshing to see him actually shoulder the blame and apologize for something last night, but I don’t think his honestly self-reflective period will last terribly long. Creepy thing that happened: weirdo Ben kinda hit on Nicki’s timid, moon-faced daughter. Again with this show and the murky incest stuff! I guess it goes to show that no matter how mainstream you try to make that life — with nice new houses and a swimming pool and big cars and all that — the whole multiple marriage thing can ultimately become warped and ugly, full of strange complications and forces that pull and tear at you from all directions. I bet you the show will go one more season after this and then, in the end, we’ll have some of the family in tatters. How else, with all of these fractures spidering and spreading out, could it really go down. I don’t think the sprawling Henrikson clan can possibly stay one cohesive unit with all this shit up in the air, though I’m not sure who’d like be the first person to leave. My money’s always been on Barb, but now maybe it could feasibly be Nicki the Manic or Margene the Flirt. Margene who had a little Betty Draper/Henry Francis-style meet cute with that silver-smooth congressman. I just feel as though someone, other than Ben and Sarah, is going to walk away soon. I both can and can’t wait to find out who. So what’d you think? Any questions? Any favorite moments that I missed (I’m sure there are many)? Mostly I’m just glad that Professor Lasky was back. I like him.

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