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Kristin Cavallari Sucking on Shit of the Day

We all know Kristin Cavallari sucks shit in terms of her life, her career choices and pretty much everything about her…but now she’s actually sucking shit…off a spoon and that shit is ice cream cuz I guess emotionally eating is what you do when you realize you are worthless….at least that’s what my wife told me after years of me putting her down in hopes that she’d leave me but instead I’m not stuck with her and can’t even move her from room to fuckin room. Jokes on me! Assholes….

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Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini of the Day

There are so many things wrong in these pictures, from her weird implant trying to pull away from her tit in one of the pictures, to her ass slowly flattening and getting dumpy, to her pussy scratch that would be hot if I knew it wasn’t because of a yeast infection, but despite all those things, coupled with my severe hatred for this cunt and her wallet fucking, attention seeking, garbage life….but I know that if I was a Greek midget billionaire, I’d still put her on salary and take her on vacations to take total advantage of her pussy cuz its her job as my whore on retainer who is not allowed to sleep with anyone else because it’s in the contract, making her exclusive pussy I can disrepect, while leaving my wife – the woman I do respect and the mother of my kids back home in Greece….cuz if I had a wallet that had more than a bottle cap in it, I’d totally let her fuck it….before punching her in the fuckin’ nose….. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini of the Day

Carrie Underwood Coming to How I Met Your Mother

She just got engaged in real life. Now Carrie Underwood is set to appear on How I Met Your Mother , a comedy in which a single guy searches for his wife! Might Underwood be “The Mother” that Josh Radnor’s Ted Mosby tells his kids about 20 years in the future (while sounding eerily like Bob Saget)?

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Magic Johnson is the HIV Patient of the Day

We like to do something here that celebrates diseases that affect gays, Africans, whores and heroin addicts by posting a picture of a motherfucker who is HIV positive to celebrate living witht he disease. Actually, we never do something here that celebrates HIV or AIDS, because Magic Johnson would always be the fuckin’ poster boy of the shit, it’s like he never got prison raped in a back alley by a HIV positive heroin addict after one too many drinks, dude’s healthier than a most people I know who don’t have AIDS, making me thing either celebrities have access to the cure to the disease they are hording out until more people have the disease so the companies who cured the disease can really capitalize, or that dude doesn’t have HIV at all, cuz if you met the people I’ve met dying of the shit, you’d probably think twice about having unprotected sex with even your wife, but when you look at Magic Johnson, it almost makes you want to share needles and have dirty anal sex. He takes HIV out of the gutter and makes it look fuckin’ classy.

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Marilyn Manson: Engaged to Evan Rachel Wood?

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson just got back together last month after spending some time apart. Are they now fast-tracking their relationship to the altar? According to The Mirror (UK), they are already engaged to be married

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Is Danielle Deleasa Pregnant?

Kevin Jonas was a virgin on his wedding night. According to sketchy reports, he enjoyed his first time in bed with Danielle Deleasa so much that he may end his singing career as a result. We’re not kidding .

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Caught! Tiger Woods Hiding Out in NYC

Tiger Woods, hiding out, but not exactly saving face, in New York. T-Dubya has been shacking up at the Trump Hotel at 1 Central Park West, sources confirm to the A.T. So has his wife,…

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Lindsay Lohan Proves Suicide Scars are the New Sad and Sexy Accessory of the Day

Here’s Lohan showing us the new sexy trend and that’s suicide scars. I don’t know why she’s traded in her vagina slips and slutty behavior in for suicide scars, but I do know they are fucking sexy

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David Beckham To Launch Fashion Line

Footballer David Beckham is reportedly going to design his own clothing line.

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Huge in Africa: The American Evangelicals Goading Uganda to Kill Gays

Politicians in Uganda have been discussing the death penalty for gay people in their country. They have been emboldened by three American evangelicals who went to Africa to spout their hate. Let’s meet these men

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