Here is some MTV bullshit that is probably not from this part of the world of two Victoria’s Secret models doing some guess the song dance off…unfortunately Lady Gaga polluted this shit but Alessandra Ambrosio’s shorts made up for it. There is really nothing funny about this video, just a whole lot of depressing since not all girls are made like this, but at least there is a whole lot of legs going on in this video and that may make your life a little more enjoyable for a few minutes before accepting the fact that the world is an unfair place, your wife is fat and ugly and your life is fuckin miserable….
There are a few disgusting things about Britney, none quite as disgusting as the girl I met in a stairwell who ate her own period, but pretty fucking close. When I look at her thick neck, I think of a man who works out too much so that he is the best topless pit dancer in the all night gay afterparty, and despite popular belief, that thought doesn’t usually come to mind when I see a chick in a bikini…. When I look at her ass, I can’t help but pull some Good Will Hunting shit and figure that at 27 years 6 Months old, she’s been alive for over 10,000 days, on average she probably has taken at least one shit everyday, to balance out the days she’s been constipated, I can only imagine she’s had multiple shit days, and above all that, she’s not known for being the girl with the best diet, so it’s safe to say at least half those shits were vile, you know the kind you walk in on in a public bathroom that make you fucking gag, wondering what the fuck happened to the person who made this mess and trying to decide whether or not you should try to find him and take him to the hospital because it is the right thing to fuckin’ do
We take back what we said about Heidi Montag’s Playboy photo shoot. Well, not what we said about the wife of Spencer Pratt being unattractive and airbrushed. That’s still true
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford opened up about the state of his family on Wednesday — the first time he has done so since his wife, Jenny, moved out of the governor's mansion last week. Asked during a radio interview how he's coping with being alone in the mansion, Sanford responded: “That part's hard.” “But there are consequences for any mess-up that we have in life, and that's one of them,” the governor told Columbia-based WVOC radio.
A compilation comparing the many films of Harrison Ford involving his wife, his family and or his wife and his family being terrorized. Ever notice that Harrison Ford makes essentially the same movie over and over again?
Andrea McNulty, the Nevada woman who accused Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault, boasted to a co-worker of having consensual sex with the NFL star and said she hoped he impregnated her, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette . Shortly after telling former Angela Antonetti about the tryst at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe, where both worked as casino hosts, McNulty “expressed to me she was hoping for a ‘little Roethlisberger,'” Antonetti said in a sworn affidavit. Moreover, Antonetti said, Andrea McNulty asked her to travel to Pittsburgh in August 2008 (a month after the encounter) for a Steelers game and to try to “run into” Ben Roethlisberger
Continuing her revealing interview on NBC’s Today Show, this morning, Kate Gosselin says she has never slept with her bodyguard or had regrets about putting her eight children through the reality show that’s unraveling before their eyes.
In a the first part of Kate’s Today show interview, she talked briefly about how hurt she was by Jon Gosselin and his recent fling with Hailey Glassman.
In the second segment, she denied that her hit show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, contributed to the disintegration of her marriage, even though it totally did.
“It would’ve happened any way – cameras on, cameras off,” she told Meredith Vieira, adding that she has no second thoughts about living her life on camera.
“It’s given our kids many opportunities they never would have had,” she said. “I don’t live my life in regret. I tend to look forward, not backward. And I still feel like this is a good thing. It’s healthy and the kids would agree.”
We should poll them and find out.
“This is our life. It’s the most real reality show you’ll see,” she said.
“It is essentially a home video for them. It is their favorite show. They see Mommy and Daddy. I want them to see that each one of them was wanted, loved and cared for.”
Not that anyone suggested that their kids weren’t loved or cared for, but that’s neither here nor there. Anything for a good sound bite, right Kate?
Kate Gosselin also said she is deeply hurt that her brother, Kevin Kreider, began dishing to celebrity gossip tabloids about her marriage and parenting skills and stating that her children are “unhappy” filming the reality show.
“That’s probably one of the most hurtful things in all of this, when family turns on you and makes up lies and makes allegations and makes tens of thousands of dollars for doing it,” she told Vieira. “This has become a business for them.”
She also set the record straight on rumors that she bought a condo in Maryland. Reports surfaced after she visited bodyguard Steve Neild and his wife in Maryland. She did, but there is no condo. Kate also denied an affair with Steve Neild.
“There is no condo. There is no apartment. No one ever looked for one. Nobody ever bought one,” she said. “I live at home with my kids. That’s where I belong.”
Asked by Vieira where she goes when Jon Gosselin stays with the kids at home in Wernersville, Pa., Kate replied, “To be honest, I’m in hiding from the paparazzi.”
