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Whitney Port in Her Bikini Top Tanning of the Day

I am okay with staged scripted shit that tricks people into thinkin’ shit is real life, but only when the robot drone souless cunts who are in the shit are half naked, because when a girl is half naked, I generally don’t give a fuck about her downfalls, unless it is my wife, in which case I have no choice but to focus on all things bad about her body and point and laugh at the shit to keep her thinkin that she’s useless so that she doesn’t smarten up and leave me. If you think I’m not making sense, you shoulda seen me last night, I was like one giant and confused run-on sentence, only the real life version…..not the scripted real life interpretation like this bitch in her bra or bikini top with a fuckin’ mic box attached ther her.

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How Insulting John Hughes, And Maybe His Family, Made Me a Writer

Richard Rushfield is still on vacation before joining Gawker, but he couldn’t resist weighing in with another dispatch, involving dearly-departed director John Hughes , an LA-area deli, and some serious trash talk. It was somewhere around 1985’ish…Sometime post- The Breakfast Club , but pre- Planes, Trains and Automobiles

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Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler ‘Very Sore’ After Fall, Wife Tweets

Band cancels Winnipeg concert; remaining tour dates still in doubt. By James Montgomery Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler (file) Photo: Jason Merritt/ FilmMagic.com Aerosmith ‘s Steven Tyler — who was hospitalized Wednesday after falling off a stage in Rapid City, South Dakota — is back in his hometown of Boston, recovering from his injuries, according to his wife. In a series of tweets , Billie Tyler detailed the tense moments following her husband’s fall during the band’s Sturgis Motorcycle Rally show and updated fans on his condition

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Wall Street Wives Keep Trickle-Down Economy Alive

Fuck you, Wall Street . Fuck you for being so rich that you have money to spend.

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Wall Street Wives Keep Trickle-Down Economy Alive

Joe Jackson — I Won’t Be There … Much

Filed under: Michael Jackson We just got a declaration from Joe Jackson, filed with the court, and Joe makes it clear — he supported Michael Jackson’s decision to make his wife Katherine the guardian of Michael’s 3 kids .. and Joe makes it clear he will keep his distance.Joe … Permalink

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Nick Cannon Tweets the High Road in Eminem Feud

In what is probably a good move for him, but a bad one for celebrity gossip sites who love a good feud, Nick Cannon took to (what else) his Twitter page to address the ongoing battle between his wife Mariah Carey and rapper Eminem.

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Jay-Z, Coldplay, Tool Electrify Waterlogged All Points West

Fest headliners pay tribute to the Beastie Boys and Michael Jackson during storm-ravaged New Jersey festival. By Jett Wells and Corey Celt Jay-Z performs at the All Points West Music Festival at Liberty State Park in New Jersey on Friday Photo: Dove Shore/ Getty Images JERSEY CITY, New Jersey — If you didn’t mind the (near constant) rain, the resultant mud, the trench foot or the indescribable odor of 10,000 soaking-wet Tool fans, well, then the second All Points West festival was genuinely great. Actually, it was pretty great regardless of those things, a testament to the organizers who assembled a lineup that managed to outshine the deluges that flooded New Jersey’s Liberty State Park all weekend

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Nick Cannon Tweets Biblically Influenced Responses To Eminem’s ‘The Warning’

Ongoing battle pitting Em against Cannon and Mariah Carey takes an unusual turn. By Kyle Anderson, with additional reporting by MTV News staff Nick Cannon Photo: Todd Williamson/ WireImage The ongoing back-and-forth pitting Eminem against Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon — which began with Em’s “Bagpipes From Baghdad” and continued with Carey’s “Obsessed” and then Em’s “The Warning” — took an unusual turn over the weekend, as Cannon produced a series of quotes, original statements and Biblically influenced tweets (concluding with one actually from the Bible) that, while not naming Eminem or “The Warning” directly, did seem to address the MC’s latest attack on his wife

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For Rent: "American Idol" Winner’s Apartment

Filed under: American Idol If you ever dreamed of sleeping in “A.I.” champ Kris Allen’s bed, here’s your chance … and his wife is totally on board to let it happen.Kris and Katy are currently sub-leasing their fully furnished apartment in Cabot, Arkansas for $600 a month, … Permalink

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Courteney Cox Films Cougar Town

Friends star Courteney Cox has been roaming around Los Angeles filming scenes for her new TV show Cougar Town . Hard at work, she still has a long way to go to beat BFF Jennifer Aniston for the title of hardest working in Hollywood

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