Landlord Caught Having Sex In Tenant’s Bed A Colorado landlord was caught getting smashed to smithereens in his tenant’s bed after a security alert notified the resident. Logan Pierce, the tenant of landlord Carlos Quijada, tells WTVR her was shocked to see the footage on his phone… “I got a notification from one of the cameras on lunch the other day that it detected noise and was strange because both of us work all day everyday.” “I opened up the camera and kind of had to like quit the program and like restart it again because I didn’t really believe what I saw.” After reopening it, he said he found a clear picture of his landlord having sex on his and his wife’s bed. To add insult to injury the ain’t isht landlord used his tenant’s wedding dressing to clean himself up after the sex… Pierce’s lease, like many do, states that the landlord has the right to enter the apartment, but Springs police say this case is felony trespassing. Pierce says the worst part of it all is what the two used as a towel to clean up — his wife’s wedding dress. “To see how upset she immediately got because she was the one that realized that’s what that was and they just threw it back and now that’s gone because the authorities took it for DNA evidence,” Pierce said. An arrest warrant was issued for felony trespass and misdemeanor obscenity after police investigated the matter. THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!
We haven’t seem much of Josh Duggar at all for over a year now. And really, that’s the way it should be. Josh pretty much defined hypocrisy when it came out that, despite all the time he’s spent preaching about the importance of family, he’d molested five young girls and cheated on his wife . He spent several months at a rehabilitation center where we imagine he tried to learn not to be such a creepy, awful person, but there are some things you just can’t fix. But still, his family seems to think it’s really important to try. Even though so many people — basically all of the people — have made it clear that they aren’t interested in seeing or hearing about Josh , Jim Bob and Michelle still went ahead and included him in their Thanksgiving festivities anyway. See him up there on the far right, sitting on the floor while his poor wife, Anna, plays with a kid? That’s not what anybody wants to see. One person commented on the photo with “Awesome pictures except putting a scumbag like Josh in there ruins it. I would never forgive my husband if he did what Josh did.” “Not happy about Josh in the pix at ALL,” another wrote. “Michelle and Jim Bob would be wise to keep Josh out of pictures if they want to keep their platform (or ‘ministry,’ as they like to call it),” another advised. One commenter took the sarcastic route with “I miss Josh Duggar. Such an upstanding man. A man of honor. A man of integrity. A true role model … Why won’t the new show have him on?” And another just got real, writing “Well at least they put him on the floor.” But it looks like the family isn’t bothered by the criticism, because Michelle took the time to write a long-winded message about how wonderful her whole family is, and about how forgiveness is pretty cool: Thanksgiving is such a wonderful holiday. It’s a beautiful day spent with family, food we love and most of all it is a poignant reminder of the many blessings our lives enjoy, for which we should be thankful. This year for Thanksgiving, we spent a few days together with our family in a cabin in the beautiful Ozark mountains. We’ve laughed together, cooked together, sang together, told fun family stories, played with kids and bounced babies. It’s been a wonderful family time. As I look around the room, I am so deeply touched by God’s love, His forgiveness, His kindness, His provision, His mercies and His tenderness toward each of us. God’s willingness to redeem us through Christ, in spit of all our failures and imperfections, is so humbling and fills my heart with tremendous gratitude. Today, I am thankful for family, sweet friends and most of all God’s love. I pray your day is full of family, fun and games, delicious food, long enjoyed traditions and a heart and home filled with God’s love. Well, on Thanksgiving day, we were thankful that the Duggars had kept a muzzle on Josh, and that they’d actually managed to be aware enough to just pretend like he doesn’t exist on their show and on social media. Thanks for ruining that, y’all. View Slideshow: Josh Duggar Sex Scandal Timeline: How His Family’s Empire Crumbled
So here’s something you probably never thought you’d hear: Mike Pence is just like all of us! Well, at least our future vice president has one thing in common with us, and that’s the fact that he was super excited to go see the insanely popular musical, Hamilton. Yes, last night, Mike Pence, Donald Trump’s right-hand man and generally terrible human being, went to see American’s most beloved musical. What could possibly go wrong? So many things. So. Many. When Pence was ushered to his seat, he was heartily booed — one audience member says that people “spent a full minute booing him before she show could start.” And really, that seems tame. Remember that Pence is a key part Trump’s dream team of racist, homophobic, entirely bigoted government officials . We’re surprised they let him come at all. But this is a free country, for now, anyway, so Mike was able to watch the show, along with his wife and some Secret Service fellas. When it was over, he tried to head out real quick, probably to avoid more booing, but before he made it out the door, the cast called him out directly. And what happened next was absolutely magical. Hamilton Cast Delivers Speech to Mike Pence Actor Brandon Victor Dixon, the man who plays Aaron Burr, delivered a speech directly to Pence. “I see you walking out,” Dixon told him, “but I hope you will hear us.” When the audience began booing again, he stopped them, saying, “There’s nothing to boo here, we’re all sharing a story of love.” “We welcome you,” he told Pence, “and we truly thank you for joining us here at Hamilton: An American Musical — we really do.” “We are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights, sir.” “But we truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American values, and work on behalf of all of us.” He finished his speech with “We truly thank you for sharing this show, this wonderful American story told by a diverse group of men and women of different colors, creeds and orientations.” What beautiful words, right? And if they sound a little like something Lin-Manuel Miranda, the show’s creator, would say, then that’s because he helped write them. Miranda, along with Hamilton’s director, Tommy Kail, and producer Jeffrey Seller wrote the speech, along with the cast, when they learned that afternoon that Pence would be attending the show. Seller explained that they all “felt that we must express our feelings” to Pence, because “this is not a normal time, this is not a normal election. This has not been a normal result.” He said that “As a cast comprised of minorities, women, gay people, it was necessary” to express their feelings. Lin-Manuel Miranda tweeted his appreciation of the speech, writing “Proud of @HamiltonMusical. Proud of @BrandonVDixon, for leading with love. And proud to remind you that ALL are welcome at the theater.” As you can see in the video, the cast didn’t express any hate at all towards Pence, and they really did seem sincere in thanking him for coming to see the show. But still, Donald Trump himself took offense. Surprise! “Our wonderful future V.P. Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing,” he tweeted. “This should not happen!” “The Theater must always be a safe and special place. The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!” So Trump looks at a calm, thoughtful, respectful expression of a different opinion than his, and he sees harassment that requires an apology. Let’s all just listen to the Hamilton soundtrack for the next four years and just try to survive. View Slideshow: 13 Celebrities Who Donald Trump Probably Wants to Deport
Marriage has really changed Chelsea Houska. Or at least that’s what it seems like, anyway. For a while now, Chelsea has been a real class act, avoiding arrests and sex tapes and pointless nude photo shoots — something we can’t say for her fellow Teen Mom costars . But now, after one month of marriage (and at 27 weeks pregnant, no less), Chelsea’s ready to switch things up. Is that a photo of Chelsea’s new husband, Cole DeBoer, getting up close and personal with her breasts?! Yes, yes it is. And we are positively scandalized . Don’t worry though, because as unexpectedly racy as the photo may be — he’s got his lips puckered and he’s zeroing in on her boobs, y’all, that’s PG-13 as hell — we’ve got some sweet updates, too. One of them being a new photo of Chelsea’s baby bump! “27 weeks!” she captioned the photo, shared just a few days ago. “I cannot wait to meet this sweet little boy !” She also shared a photo of Cole when he was a kid alongside an ultrasound photo of their little bundle. “You guys,” she adorably explained, “I’ve totally become that crazy mom that is literally comparing ultrasound pictures with baby pictures of Cole.” “I can’t help it! I stare at these photos ALL the time, I’m so excited.” And nobody blames you, girl. You’re pretty much living the dream. Over on Twitter though, that’s where the true cuteness lies. Check out this painfully cute message Chelsea tweeted earlier this week: I just have to be sappy for a moment…. I truly feel like the luckiest woman in the world. I have such an incredible husband. I am seriously SO proud to call myself his wife and to have his children. I cannot wait to raise a son to be just like him. And Aubree to be just as sweet. My heart is so full. Aww, Chelsea, stop it. Really, please stop it. This is too precious, we’re too jealous, it’s too much. View Slideshow: Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer: 19 Times They Gave Us #RelationshipGoals
I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do…. We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans… Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy.. But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing… Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people… The post Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As the creator of The West Wing and writer of The American President and A Few Good Men , Aaron Sorkin knows a thing or two about the drama of politics. But like most of us, Sorkin would prefer that his presidents bring him to tears by falling in love with Annette Bening, and not by promising to deport 13 million people. Earlier today, Vanity Fair published a moving open letter that the beloved showrunner and screenwriter wrote to his wife and teenage daughter in the wake of Donald Trump’s presidential election . “America didn’t stop being America last night and we didn’t stop being Americans and here’s the thing about Americans: Our darkest days have always — always — been followed by our finest hours,” Sorkin wrote in the letter, which you can read in full here . He went on to offer words of encouragement and hope, as well as a reminder that those who are feeling outraged and frightened by the election of Trump must lean on one another for support: “First of all, we remember that we’re not alone. “A hundred million people in America and a billion more around the world feel exactly the same way we do. … We’ll f–king fight. (Roxy, there’s a time for this kind of language and it’s now.) We’re not powerless and we’re not voiceless.” While his overall tone was optimistic, Sorkin didn’t mince words when it came to describing the support base that allowed Trump to be elected, writing: “And it wasn’t just Donald Trump who won last night—it was his supporters too. The Klan won last night. White nationalists. Sexists, racists and buffoons.” “Angry young white men who think rap music and Cinco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life (or are the reason for their way of life) have been given cause to celebrate. “Men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly, and otherwise worthy of our scorn rather than our admiration struck a blow for misogynistic sh-theads everywhere. “Hate was given hope.” He concluded by reminding his daughter that “the battle isn’t over, it’s just begun.” “Grandpa fought in World War II and when he came home this country handed him an opportunity to make a great life for his family,” Sorkin wrote. “I will not hand his granddaughter a country shaped by hateful and stupid men. Your tears last night woke me up, and I’ll never go to sleep on you again.” View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts Many had hoped that after Trump’s election , he would apologize for the more inflammatory and bigoted statements he made during his campaign and do his best to ease tensions among the increasingly divided segments of the American population. He has yet to do so.
Have you voted yet today? Don’t worry; we’re not here to judge you. After all, we’re sure you’re already aware of the many, many valid reasons that you should head to your local polling place and make your voice heard. Of course, if you’re on the fence, we do have one final incentive to offer that may sway you in the direction of doing your civic duty… …and it’s got nothing to do with kindly old ladies handing out stickers. Instead, it has to do with an anti-Trump initiative launched by two inspirational young activists in California. The plan is definitely Clinton-approved, but it probably gets a bigger thumbs-up from Bill than from Hillary. The women in the photo below are Maggie Greene and Angelina Castro: You might know them, but don’t forget to feign ignorance if you’re reading this in the presence of your wife or girlfriend. Greene and Castro are vehemently anti-Trump adult film stars, and they have a plan to take him down – that involves going down. The women are offering oral sex to any man who votes against Trump. It’s really that easy. As the ladies’ website explains: “To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. “Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. “The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.” Yes, January 20th could be a huge day for both American history and for your dong. If you’re not a Hillary supporter but you still want to earn a blowie for 2 seconds of work, fear not: Greene and Castro say you can vote for any candidate you want, so long as its not the Trumpkin. They explain further in the video below: Porn Stars Against Trump! “The man doesn’t like nasty women , and he wants to deport all those sexy, fiery Latinas?” Greene asks at one point. “We can’t have that!” She adds: “You just have to vote for anyone but Donald Trump. Anyone at all, except Donald Trump!” Of course, Trump has to lose in order for you to cash in on your beeje, so you might want to play it safe by voting for Hillary instead of one of the third party candidates, none of whom has a shot in hell. Yes, obviously there’s a bit of irony in the Clinton campaign actually being helped by a blow job, but after what happened during her husbands campaign, perhaps it’s time the BJ enthusiast community did something for Hillary. Besides, after Donnie attacked a Venezuelan beauty queen and tweeted about her (non-existent) sex tape at 3 am, it seems fitting that a pair of Latina porn stars are doing everything they can to bring him down. We hate to even go there, but it’s hard not to given the nature of this article: TMZ reported moments ago that Monica Lewinsky will be riding out Election Day in Sweden . View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Probably a smart move to get out of the country. Not because she’s Monica Lewinsky, but because if Trump wins, those one-way flights to Europe are gonna fill up fast !
Sleuth has been away celebrating his wedding anniversary, but even though his wife is a brunette he’s happy to return just in time for today’s celebration of ravishing redheads! … read more
