I am still not done with Halloween, but since it’s 50 percent off all the candy, I’ll give some discount bargain basement slutty halloween costume tits…not quite good enough to be retail price…but still tits. In my glory days I once body shamed Hayley Hasselhoff because she’s a porker, fat as fuck, fully worthy of being body shamed, despite possibly being loved by her dad, a man who created a world with unrealistic female objectification, where she’d be laughed off the set, even with them big tits, provided she even made it on set…because he’d probably take a blowjob from her on the casting couch….and never call her back…that’s how girls built like this, when they don’t have that BAYWATCH trust fund…. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sure she’s a fucking disappointment everytime his superficial, vain, drunken ass looks at her….that’s the reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be fat ugly trolls, I mean that and any girl willing to have my kid would be a monster with a whole lot of issues…I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutant that I’d be forced to drag around. Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition because these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate….but before they revisit…put them big tits in my mouth. I’m so mean, she didn’t ask to deserve this…when wearing a see through shirt for the paparazzi – knowing they would take pics of her…oh right…she did. TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT HALLOWEEN MEGA POST YOU PERVERT COSTUME FETISHISTS CLICK HERE The post Monster Hayley Hasselhoff Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinphonic Is Formulated For Pigmented Skin He is known for his ageless good looks as much as his signature voice. And now Motown icon William “Smokey” Robinson is sharing the secret to his still handsome face. Robinson and his wife, Frances, have created a new skin care line, Skinphonic, designed to revitalize skin of color and repair hyperpigmentation. And the “Cruisin” crooner told BOSSIP after spending time in the sun and a grueling touring schedule for more than 50 years, he and his wife had had problems with their complexions, and couldn’t find anything to fix their skin. “After years of trying to repair our self-inflicted damage, we realized there was nothing that met our specific needs, especially for pigmented skin,” Robinson told us. “We decided to partner with some of the best scientists and doctors in the country to help us create something that would actually work for hyperpigmentation and our skin type. We loved the results so much that we decided to introduce Skinphonic to the world.” The brand features a line for women, “My Girl,” as well as “Get Ready” line for men. Each kit contains a cleanser, moisturizer and evening treatment complex. Robinson said in clinical trials, 96 percent of participants reported positive results. “Using all three everyday will definitely bring back skin’s harmony,” Robinson said. “It has for Frances and I!” The veteran soul singer credited Skinphonic and his vegan lifestyle for him looking and feeling the best he has in years. “I honestly feel better now than when I was 30,” he said. We’re giving away four pairs of the Skinphonic men and women’s kits. Just tweet @ Bossip your favorite Smokey Robinson song. Good luck!
Scottie And Larsa Pippen Likely To Reconcile Needless to say, it’s been a rough week for Scottie and Larsa Pippen . With divorce looming, cheating rumors on both sides, and domestic drama coming to light …it’s been looking bleak for their union. But not so fast! Scottie, who knows he did wrong here too , is apparently softening up on his wife and giving the whole divorce thing second thought. As reps for Larsa tell Page Six , all their troubles started when Scottie stepped out, and got worse when he tried to move the family to Chicago: “The tension between [Scottie and Larsa] started months ago during playoffs when Scottie brought another woman to a playoff game. “I believe he took a new job in Chicago working with ESPN as an analyst for the Chicago Bulls. It’s a job-related thing, and he’s always preferred Chicago over Miami, so that’s always been an issue, but that’s nothing new. He wants to reside fully in Chicago and she loves Miami.” Interesting. Apparently Scottie did all these things because he’s tired of Larsa’s party life as Kim Kardashian’s sidekick. “Scottie hates this whole ‘Kardashian Instagram lifestyle.’ [Larsa is] all about clubs and rappers and DJs. He just wants out of that world. [He] just wants to play golf and stay low-key. He’s afraid of all the gossip that comes with that Kardashian world she’s in.” See…this is how you wind up having to explain why you were on a famous rapper’s private jet for the weekend. Regardless, whether the Future rumors are true or not, Scottie’s ready for his lady to come home so they can sort it out: “I’m fairly certain they’re going to make up . . . He’s sending her messages. They’re communicating. I don’t think they’re going to pull the trigger. He was saying, ‘I miss you. Let’s talk.’ She’s feeling the same way. When it rains, it pours, but Scottie’s at a different place. She’s at a different place, and they’re just figuring it out. They’ve been texting nonstop. And she’s like, ‘Is this really how it’s going to end? We’ve been through so much together.’ She was a little bit caught off guard [by his divorce filing].” Well 20 years and four kids can’t be easy to just toss out of the window. Hopefully they can work on their differences! Splash/WENN
Rob Kardashian is under investigation for threatening Pilot Jones, the actor rumored to be the real father of Blac Chyna’s unborn baby . Yes, this really happened; Rob made a threat, allegedly, that was serious enough for the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit to get involved. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that there is reason to believe that Rob physically threatened Pilot Jones, who’s been hanging with Blac. The site claims Kardashian threatened to do Jones bodily harm. Not coincidentally we’re guessing, the allegations come on the heels of photos that surfaced on Radar showing Blac and Pilot making out. Those pics came on the heels of prior reports insinuating that Blac is cheating on Rob with Pilot Jones , who may have fathered her kid. Oh, AND there’s talk of her Chyna faking the paternity test that supposedly put this matter to rest on the Rob & Chyna season finale. So yeah. There’s a lot going on with these lunatics! According to TMZ, Pilot is quite scared at the moment . The fear partly steams from a string of text messages, which include Rob telling Pilot, “Leave my wife alone. I’m not playing with you.” He and Blac aren’t married, but that’s beside the point. Inside sources say there are other texts in which Rob threatens Pilot with physical harm if he doesn’t keep his distance from Blac Chyna. However, as is often the case with a troubled reality star going off on a random actor who may be banging his girl, the threats are a bit vague. Or “a little murky and general,” as one source put it. If you watch Rob and Chyna online, you likely believed that the whole paternity test storyline was just contrived nonsense for ratings. This would certainly feel like a safe assumption. Blac and Rob had been dating for about 45 minutes at the time this was filmed, so how likely is it that she was stepping out on him? Moreover, the result didn’t shock her at all. “I know it’s Rob’s,” she told her friends, all but admitting that this was a plot device. “I’ve only been with him since we started dating.” “It’s just to shut down rumors on the Internet.” So much for that. It seems no one told Mr. Jones. Earlier this week, Pilot demanded a new DNA test – one that isn’t filmed by E! or influenced at all by the machinations of Kris Jenner. Jones’ name has come up again and again with regard to Chyna’s pregnancy, and the pics of the two leaked this week make you wonder. Do people who are “just friends” make out? One Radar source claimed that Pilot and Chyna were still “hanging out” when she got with Rob, so maybe there is overlap after all. Who, and what to believe in this saga? View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos We have no idea whether the original test was a fake, or if Pilot Jones is just making s–t up for attention, or some combination of both. In any case, Blac is due November 16. Yes, the baby – whomever the father is – is scheduled to arrive in a matter of weeks, ratcheting up the tension by a massive amount. Meanwhile, she and Rob are not living together at the moment, so you can imagine what this is doing to an already fragile relationship. Stay tuned.
Dear Bossip , I am going through this phase no wife should ever have to go through. Eight months ago I found out my husband cheated on me. I was disgusted because the woman he was with was a friend of mine and she was the one who spilled the beans. Instead of apologizing or feeling some type remorse, she was angry! She said how I was so naive not to know what was going on and I would be stupid if I let him slide like this. I confronted my husband that night when he came from work. At first he denied it, then, he burst his emotions out. He said it only happened once and how he couldn’t tell me because he didn’t want to break-up our marriage. And, how eventually, she was after him and he kept pushing her away, which is why she told me everything. I felt so devastated and just wanted to pack my things and go. He insisted I stay and that he truly feels sorry for what he’s done. Fast forward 8 months, and this man has changed a lot. He quit his job and got a better paying one. He helps a lot in the house and we get along so well, even as to say that he has gone as far as to give me his paycheck weekly so I can run our finances and control our spending. I also have control of his phone usage, which shows me all the calls he has made and received (which he doesn’t know). Unintentionally, I found a way to track where he is through his phone – no app was used, just email. From what I see, he holds a clean record ever since. But, there are some days that my mind rewinds back to that day, and things that I see remind me of his infidelity and make me feel as it was yesterday. My wounds feel fresh and I cry alone every now and then. I have become two sides of myself, the one who wants to leave and start fresh, and the one who wants to stay and forgive. He has become a wonderful husband and a great father to our daughter. But, Terrance, how can I make these feelings go away. I was always the first to say, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” Or, my personal favorite, “You cheat, you’re out the door.” But, could it be possible for a marriage to survive after this, if the husband shows signs of change without pressure from the wife? – Should I Stay or Leave Dear Ms. Should I Stay or Leave , Ma’am, I’m sorry that you are experiencing this and going through this turmoil. I know it must be difficult to deal with a cheating spouse, and especially when that spouse sleeps with a friend that you know. It’s not as if it is some random woman, but a woman who was part of your life, and someone you considered a friend. That is a stab in the heart. But, yet, here you are. I wish I could tell you that you should leave. I wish I could tell you that you should stay. But, the only one who can make that decision is you. Me, nor anyone else can tell you when to leave your marriage, especially if your husband is doing everything to make things right, and is working toward saving his marriage. He’s apologized, and he’s trying to do right and remain faithful in the marriage. But, the pain is still there. Despite your own personal feelings and ethics that if someone cheats, then it’s out the door, and they will do it again. But, you’re still there. So, you have to decide what is your limit? What is your boundary? What is your low? People say what they won’t do and what they won’t put up with, but when put into that situation or faced with that circumstance it’s not easy and nor is it cut and dry. You’re thinking about your marriage and what you’ve committed to it. You’re thinking about your child. You’re thinking about your families. You’re thinking about your finances, your home, and what you’ll have to go through in the divorce. Will it be nasty? Will it be amicable? But, more importantly, is it worth it to end it and start all over again? If you are still struggling and you find yourself crying and reliving the pain, then it’s time to get into therapy. I highly and strongly recommend that you and your husband seek couple’s therapy to work on your marriage, and to get to the bottom of what happened. You have questions and you want answers, but I don’t feel you got them from him. Why her? Why cheat? What was going on in your marriage that he couldn’t come to you and talk to you about it? Was it convenience? Was it because he could? He says she kept pursuing him after it happened, so what led her to believe that something more was going to happen? How long had they been talking, and flirting? How long had she been pursuing him, and why didn’t he tell you? There are so many questions and very little answers, and you need these in order to heal. Besides, your husband needs to know how this has affected you, and how you are feeling. In therapy you can let him know how deeply hurt you are, what this has done to you and your trust of him. How you feel betrayed. How you feel manipulated and deceived. Let him know that you the pain is still there, and you can’t stop thinking about him being with another woman, especially someone you considered a friend. You’re hurting, and until you seek proper healing and deal with the emotions and feelings, then you will continue to relive it over and over again. However, I do know one thing, that woman should not be in your life in any capacity. She is and was never your friend. She was low down and dirty, and I would consider it a lesson learned. Despite who you think is your friend, and how close you think you are, there are some people you keep at a distance, and out of your marriage, and personal life. She is one of those types of people. It’s sad that someone you considered a friend, and invited into your home would turn around and do what she did. But, it happens. Then, she had the nerve to be mad at you and accuse you of being naïve and clueless as to what happened. You should have slapped the dog -ish out of her. She would know that you are not the one, and she would think twice before she did something like this again. However, like I said, I recommend therapy, and possibly speaking with your pastor, or spiritual advisor. This is not easy, nor is it cut and dry. You mentioned that it was a one time thing, and he’s working toward being a better man, better father, and better partner. Is this enough for you? Can you forgive and move forward? Do you want to forgive? You have to decide what is your limit and your bottom. Before you make any decisions or move forward get into therapy, see if it’s something you want to work on and mend. I’m sure you will get the answers you need if you talk with a certified licensed third party who can assist you as you navigate this new terrain in your marriage. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? S hare your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean: loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter: @ terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook, click HERE ! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE !
Funniest Scottie Pippen vs. Future Memes Everyone is talking about the speculation that Future broke up Scottie Pippen’s marriage by piping down his wife. And now people are making jokes about Future and Pippen. There’s just no chill. Scottie Pippen: do you know anything about my wife and future Ye: pic.twitter.com/NaavtpPs4G — ⚠️ (@_pabs__) October 24, 2016 At all. This is just too much comedy. Take a look at the reactions and memes.
Friday NBA legend Scottie Pippen filed for divorce from his wife Larsa of 19 years, allegedly for cheating. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! The two share 4 children and had a prenup in place. Larsa’s rep later issued a statement on the divorce asking for privacy from the media: “After careful consideration and 19 years […]
Friday NBA legend Scottie Pippen filed for divorce from his wife Larsa of 19 years, allegedly for cheating. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! The two share 4 children and had a prenup in place. Larsa’s rep later issued a statement on the divorce asking for privacy from the media: “After careful consideration and 19 years […]
https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/789510304182968324 Lady Gaga is not accepting anymore Madonna comparisons. When Beats 1 Radio’s Zane Lowe tried to parallel her and the pop legend, Gaga was quick to correct him. “Madonna and I are very different… Just saying.” Gaga added, “I wouldn’t make that comparison at all and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna. You know, […]
Kim Kardashian has been having a rough year, but she has a great husband at her side. Say what you will about the Wests, they ride for each other, and Kanye proved as much with a beautiful video tribute to his wife posted to his Twitter. Yeezy compiled clips of Kim growing up, including […]
