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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some boring pictures of 42 model, actor, first lady of France (in your pants). She was one of those bitches who rationalized being a slut with some backwards sex in the city logic, that monogamy is not part of human nature, so she was passed around like the whore that she was from Eric Clapton to Mick Jagger, stopping her journey around the block with the President of France, who she got to marry her after dating her a short period because he was probably blown away by how good her blowjob was after years of random cock practice in her sexually liberated, herpes filled mouth

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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy in Her Bikini of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is Bullshit in a Bikini of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is so fucking useless that she is on TV, but doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page and over the course of my “career” writing this site with one hand on the keyboard and the other in my ass, I have seen a lot of fuckin’ useless fuckin’ people, all of whom had a wikipedia page. I guess no one gives a fuck about this whore, so I am forced to ask myself why I am bothering writing this shit about her, and the answer is simple….she has a tight body and is in a bikini and that’s all it really takes to get into my heart

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Gretchen Rossi is Bullshit in a Bikini of the Day

Heavy Metal Band Fronted by Parrot

Is beakcore the new crabcore ??? God, for the sake of humanity, I certainly hope so! There are so many awesome things about this band.

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Heavy Metal Band Fronted by Parrot

Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Narcolepsy is a couple of things. 1) It's a serious medical condition that affects both people and animals. 2) It can be seriously funny

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Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Twitter, Visualized

Alternately titled: “Let's Not Get Too Excited.” From the perspective of the dead/lazy users, though, this is kind of encouraging.

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Twitter, Visualized

Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Horse… Again

Barbara Kenley tells the local news about a man she caught having sex with her horse “Sugar.” This was the second time the man was arrested for buggery, which I just found out basically means animal sex (thanks Wikipedia) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Well, That Was Anticlimactic

Congratulations, Stewart Cink , on your first major championship. Too bad no one cares

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Well, That Was Anticlimactic

Glenn Beck Totally Loses It

Conservative pundit Glenn Beck has a meltdown and screams at one of his callers over a healthcare argument. Fast-forward to 3:30 for some serious LOLs

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Glenn Beck Totally Loses It

Jade, Secret and Dash Snow at Leo Fitzpatrick’s opening,…

Jade, Secret and Dash Snow at Leo Fitzpatrick’s opening, That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (America at the Turn of the Century), New York. Photo Rachel Chandler.

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Dash Snow resting at home with his vintage YSL shirt, New York….

Dash Snow resting at home with his vintage YSL shirt, New York. Photo Olivier Zahm.

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