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Get In Formation: 10 Things From Beyoncé’s "

10 Things From Beyoncé’s “Lemonade” That Are Likely To Excite The #BeyHive Well ladies, gentlemen and followers of her majesty Beysus Christ , the day is finally here. A great many of you lost your collective s#!t last week when Beyoncé released an extended trailer to her artsy-fartsy HBO film “Lemonade” which debuts tonight. While the minute-long trailer definitely fanned the flames, no one still has any real idea what the hell this thing is all about. Is it a cohesive movie? A documentary?? Are there scenes of her and Jay Z dressed in onesies reenacting old Destiny’s Child videos??? WHO KNOWS?! What we do know is what we’d LIKE to see. Flip the page to see 10 things that will probably have our Twitter timeline buzzin’ with #BeyHive mania. Image via Instagram/WENN/Splash/HBO

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Kylie Jenner: I Want Another Tattoo!

Did you know that Kylie Jenner has a tattoo ? You might be wondering how it could have escaped your notice, considering Kylie posts a semi-nude selfie every two hours or so, but if you look closely enough, you can see the tiny heart in the photo on the right. And it seems it may soon have company: Yes, it seems Kylie wants another tattoo, which is fine, especially since her tastes obviously run toward the nigh-microscopic, but as some folks have pointed out Kylie may be rushing it just a bit.  After all, Kylie just turned 18 in August. Yes, her heart tattoo is tiny, and her second one will probably follow suit (even if it’s a spade or a diamond. Ha!), but at the rate she’s going, she’ll be rocking full sleeves by the time she’s old enough to drink. Kylie is already rushing through adulthood in just about every way. (We choose to ignore the rumors that she’s engaged to Tyga , but sadly, they’re all too believable.) Can’t she take her time reaching the “covered in hastily-chosen tattoos” stage? But what do we know? Maybe Kylie met with her reps, and they agreed that if she wants to keep going viral by showing skin, she better let fans make a Where’s Waldo-like game out of it by covering herself in miniscule ink.  View Slideshow: 18 Kylie Jenner Photos We Can Finally Show You Legally

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Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways…. She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did… And so the cycle continues… The post Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Detailed Images Of The adidas Yeezy 350 Boost Low Revealed

Kanye West’s adidas Yeezy Boost was a hyped but very polarizing shoe, to say the least. A new, low top model, reportedly the adidas Yeezy 350 Boost Low will probably be more readily accepted aesthetically… Continue .

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Megan Fox’s Leg Show

For some reason, Megan Fox still hasn’t taken me up on that whole secret affair thing, but it’s only been a day, so I’ll give it some more time. And for now, I’ve got some new pictures of one of my favorite MILFs putting on a solid leg show at the Apple Store in Soho for some “Meet the Actor” event. Which kind of sounds like false advertising to me, because I’d line up overnight for a chance to meet Megan, but not so much to hear her talk about her acting “process.” Oh well. Let’s all just enjoy the leggy consolation prize instead. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen Assumes The Doggy Position In A Bikini

Score another one for man’s best friend, because this pooch was able to do something that none of the rest of us will probably ever be able to accomplish in our lifetimes: get a supermodel on all fours. But as sweet as these latest Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are, you’ll notice that she made one crucial mistake in attempting the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . Everybody knows you’re supposed to do it facing the cameras, not pointed away from them. I guess it’s true what they say, you really can’t teach old models new tricks. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen Assumes The Doggy Position In A Bikini

Score another one for man’s best friend, because this pooch was able to do something that none of the rest of us will probably ever be able to accomplish in our lifetimes: get a supermodel on all fours. But as sweet as these latest Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are, you’ll notice that she made one crucial mistake in attempting the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . Everybody knows you’re supposed to do it facing the cameras, not pointed away from them. I guess it’s true what they say, you really can’t teach old models new tricks. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40. I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach… But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture…. Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

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The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see. I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways… Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….

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