Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right… But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there…. I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
As previously detailed, Tracy Morgan is in critical condition following a major car accident. And while we continue to keep the beloved comic in our thoughts and prayers, we figured it would be a good time to honor him with a list of his timeless quips that have put us in stitches over the years: 11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes 1. Tracy on intelligence: “You’re even dumber than I look!” Naturally, playing loose cannon sketch show star Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock wasn’t much of a stretch for Jordan, but while the role may not have always required him to flex his acting muscle, it was a part that couldn’t have been played by anyone else. So jump into the gallery above to enjoy some of Tracy’s best 30 Rock quotes , one-liners and put-downs from the long-running NBC sitcom. Because, as his semi-fictional alter-ego would say, Tracy is like “the black Tyler Perry.” 30 Rock wrapped up its seven-season run last year and Morgan’s co-stars have often spoken fondly of the childlike actor, known for his willingness to do anything for a laugh. Recurring player Rachel Dratch was one of the many celebs to tweet her prayers and well wishes to Morgan and his family. The most up-to-date information available indicates that Morgan suffered multiple broken bones and may remain hospitalized for several weeks. We wish him a full and speedy recovery and hope that he’ll continue to crack us up with bizarre non-sequiturs for many years to come.
If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT…. You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon…. The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB …and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR
Here’s some Pamela Anderson looking clone Dani Mathers . I’ve never heard of her before, but she has one hell of a great body which I look forward to seeing more of in the future. So if Dani is reading this, feel free to email me pictures of yourself and if you take requests, I think you should don the famous Baywatch red swimsuit. Obviously, Pam is your idol and paying homage to the woman you stole your look from is only right.
I don’t do posts on Australian hottie Jessica Gomes all that often, but when I do, I usually focus on those long supermodel legs of hers. Well, after seeing these pictures of Jessica at the 27th ARIA Awards (whatever the hell those are), I realized that I’ve been missing something: Jessica’s also got a pretty amazing set of chesticles. All she needs now is a good sense of humor and the willingness to date a blogger, and Jessica would be the total package. Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc. I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it… If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video… Here are some pics of her in COSMO
I posted some of these pics of FAT PIG UPTON yesterday…when I was in a state of shock that they happened…because FAT PIG UPTON is an enemy of the site, and really an enemy to the nation… If a girl of this size and level of disgusting can be celebrated, where is the motivation for girls to get fit, to not eat like cows, because apparently cows are what all you sick fucks want to fuck…cuz I guess hot girls are boring to you and you’re going down that slippery slope of weirdness… I think she’s been issued by the government to encourage obesity, to be a beacon of hope for fast food companies, and to create a sick and lazy nation… I don’t understand how seeing a fat girl rolling around in the sand is anything hot, or positive, if anything, these fuckers are just playing a sick joke on us… She is the worst. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
According to the stepFORUM , these pics were from the first issue of Treats Magazine, which is the reason I found Emily Ratajkowski, and started promoting her willingness to get naked before any other site…in a lot of ways…besides Treats Magazine…Emily Ratajkowski owes me her career…I’m like the creepy old Neighbor who bought Celine Dion from her family and made hits…only I didn’t have the insight to own Emily Ratajkowski…she was too busy having sex with Kanye West…but I don;’t judge her for that, she’s just a young girl trying to get ahead with her awesome body…an awesome body….she’s gotten ahead with…from strategic nudity to movie roles..it’s crazy how internet fame works…and I’m still a fan..even if she’s not the best, the hottest, the most talented, she’s just doing it the right-est…now if only right-est was a word…then all my dreams would be fulfilled… That said, Emily Ratajkowski’s body..motherfuckers, can’t be fucked with, it’s on point even when next to naked dudes, but I’m all for girls willing to get naked!
Matt Lauer may be a member of the media, but that doesn’t mean he’s a fan of the media. Asked in the latest issue of Esquire about Ann Curry’s firing and the blame for it being placed at his feet, the embattled Today anchor could not hide his disdain for how the event was covered. “The way the media treated what happened with Ann Curry was a disappointing learning experience,” he says. “I was disappointed by the laziness of the media, the willingness to read a rumor, repeat that rumor, and treat it as a fact.” Those rumors, of course, have not quieted for Lauer. Source claim he recently refused a pay cut , forcing NBC to fire a number of Today staffers. He’s also been accused of being demeaning and dismissive of those below him. “What were my options?” Lauer asks of the Curry situation. “Does anyone want to see a person who’s making the money that the newspapers say I’m making complaining, “Woe is me, my life is terrible, and people are being unfair”? “No one would’ve had any patience for that. I wouldn’t have any patience for that. So you just shut up and go about doing your job and hope that people who know you well – your friends and your family – know what’s true.” Many still believe that Lauer pushed for Curry’s ousting. He’s admitted in the months since that the ordeal was not handled well and he hopes viewers give the program a chance to rebound. So far, so not good, though. Today has fallen behind Good Morning America in the ratings and Lauer’s seat behind the main desk may soon go from hot to scorching.
Jamie Foxx is posted up on the December issue of Men’s Health magazine and from the looks of his biceps, we’re wondering just how powerful Django Unchained is going to be. Here are a few snippets from his interview in the mag: Jamie on why playing a cowboy in Django Unchained was second nature to him… “I watched Bonanza. I watched Hee Haw. I spun guns on my finger. Every kid, if you were in Texas, wanted to be a cowboy, whether you were black, white, Mexican, whatever.” Jamie after delving into centuries of American racism for Django Unchained… [A few onscreen fistfights were] “actually a breath of fresh air, to get all that tension out.” Jamie on being one of the most adaptable entertainers in the business… “You just have to live. As a comedian, you have to do it in different rooms. You can do it in the hood; I did it in the hood for a long time. And I took that same muscle and did it uptown, where the audience is Robert De Niro and Al Pacino and all those guys. You still remain the same person, and you get your stamp. It’s like a passport.” Jamie on the one experience that gave him a certain authority on the set of Any Given Sunday… “I got into the movie, and there’s Al Pacino, there’s Cameron Diaz, there’s James Woods, there’s all these incredible actors. But the one thing I had on my side: I played football. And I knew more about football than any of these guys. That’s what I relied on.” Jamie on his evolving career… “One thing I’ve learned: You have to rely on someone to tell you what is hot and what’s not as you get older. That’s what I do; I ask. When Kanye was telling me about ‘Slow Jamz,’ I was trying to sing it all happy, and he was like, ‘Don’t do that. This is hip-hop. Trust me, the simpler it is, the more effective it is.’ Music is changing. If you don’t change with it, you’ll be at the casino performing: ‘How y’all feel out there tonight?’ I’m still learning how to stay relevant and current–and at the same time not lose who I am, not be too young.” Jamie on his willingness to unlearn to stay on top… “Here’s what you’re going to unlearn now: Somehow you have to pull yourself away from media, not be so shiny in the next 10 years, because it hurts the art. When you go on talk shows, you have to be lighthearted, which helps and hurts. Now I’ve got to change the satellite a little bit. That’s the tricky part now. How do you navigate through the world you live in and still be an artist? Because that’s the only thing that’s going to survive.” Jamie on doing pushups during down time at his cover shoot… “It goes back to when you’re a kid looking in the mirror, and you want to be the guy in the magazine.” Images via Men’s Health Magazine
