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Ariel Winter: Y’all HAVE to See My Embarrassing Throwback Pic!

Ariel Winter posted a photo of herself — and she’s not wearing a bikini on a slice of pizza this time. No, this throwback photo is a little less surreal than that. And, believe it or not, it is the least sexy photo of Ariel Winter that we’ve seen in a long time. Now, in addition to being a talented actress and a genuinely good person, Ariel Winter is a beautiful young woman. She’s an adult and she can show as much or as little skin as she wants. Ariel tends to show a decent amount of skin, and even flaunted a butt tattoo very recently. That’s her right. It’s also, you know, awesome for people who enjoy looking at her. Because she’s gorgeous and usually sexy. What you’re about to see is Ariel Winter’s least sexy photo, ever. Not because she looks ugly in it. Not because she has braces. (Though it’s kind of tangentially related to that) But because, when this photo was taken, Ariel Winter was just a kid. That much is obvious. We don’t just mean the braces — my family’s dentist wore braces a few years back and he’s, you know, old enough to be a dentist. But this Ariel Winter at her most baby-faced. The glitter around her eyes clearly indicates that she’s at a school dance, because no one else outside of certain weird scifi movies wears eye makeup like that. Her hair’s in an updo that screams high school event. And, let’s be real — wearing braces usually happens some time during or just after middle school. She looks absolutely adorable. She captioned the photo: “#tbt to braces and this hair tho y’all” It’s great that she’s in a place in life where she has zero hesitation about sharing old and potentially embarassing photos of her. (Nor should she — she looked precious!) And while some celebrity kids bear little to no resemblance to their adult selves … (Looking at you, ever-bustier Kylie Jenner ) … You can really see that this is, for sure, Ariel Winter. She has the same cute apple cheeks, the same eyes, the same chin, the same smile. She even has the exact same cute little button nose. She’s just not today’s Ariel Winter who parades about in daisy dukes with her boyfriend’s family. We know that Ariel Winter didn’t have a good childhood . It sucked, actually, thanks to her awful, toxic mother . That’s why Ariel got emancipated when she was still a minor. Sometimes, people who had awful childhoods end up as adults who have trouble functioning. The habits and self-preservation instincts that help you manage through the nightmare that is your early life don’t work at all once you’re free. The trick is to then find new coping mechanisms so that you can actually enjoy your new life. We don’t know how Ariel managed to adjust so well, so quickly, but we’re really proud of her. She’s a success story, career-wise, but she’s also personally successful, with a loving boyfriend and a long and happy life in front of her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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Ariel Winter Tit Hanging Out While She Eats Dairy of the Day

Ariel Winter posted some topless enough picture of her in a sheath of fabric – which I guess would be hotter if she was hotter… It’s the whole the less clothes the better, a theory that I guess applies to all women, even when they are little neckless trolls from TV…that is still weird that she’d want to be spilling out of her top all made-up like she’s heading to a porn set, because she must have a mirror and see she’s a neckless troll…you know save the sexy for others… But I guess i”m becoming an equal opportunity “be slutty”…it’s all the sexual attention she gets on repeat from her fan base…it makes her think she’s hotter than she is…coupled with her pile of money…that even if she’s sloppy at 18 year old and she will be 500 pounds one day…she’s not too sloppy to stare at…We are all Perverts. Her caption on social media is that she’s drinking a cup of MILK..which repulsed me but could be the reason for the tits that keep growing…HORMONES JACKED UP IN HER FAVORITE CREAMY and disgusting puss filled drink.. The post Ariel Winter Tit Hanging Out While She Eats Dairy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

I keep waiting for  Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos

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Ariel Winter’s Juicy Booty In A Bikini

I know it’s been a little over a week since our last Ariel Winter update, but don’t worry. It’s not like she went out and got a real job or anything. She’s still hard at work posting pictures of her bikini booty and cleavage up on Instagram, and I think you’ll probably agree it’s some of her best work yet.

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Game of Thrones: Officially More Popular Than Porn!

On Sunday night, Game of Thrones set a ratings record. With 10.1 million viewers tuning in for the original broadcast, “Dragonstone” became the most-watched season premiere in the history of HBO. Heck, it even shattered the mark for the highest number of concurrent viewers on HBO Go and HBO Now. This doesn’t really come as a shock, of course. We all know Game of Thrones is a big deal in pop culture. But the above records only tell a small part of how popular Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1 turned out to be. For further, truly insightful analysis, we turn to the good folks at… Porn Hub?!? Apparently! The website has kept a running tally for years on the effect Game of Thrones episodes have on its traffic… and it just released a chart that depicts how viewership dropped 4.5% this past Sunday night when compared to typical Sunday nights on Porn Hub. As you can see below, this is usually a popular evening for men (or women!) to log online and ogle some bare butts, boobs, penises or vaginas. They may even masturbate to these body parts and/or to what these body parts are doing to each other. But Game of Thrones has been known to feature its own fair share of boobs and butts. Moreover, there are dragons! And White Walkers! And palace intrigue, murderous young members of the Stark family and even Ed Sheerhan ! This season’s opener provided a slightly more significant drop than last year’s premiere, when traffic was down only 4.1 percent. However, if last season is any indication, every Sunday night will see a dip going forward, as the following Porn Hub chart illustrates: Following a Game 6 finale in which hundreds of people died and Cersei took over the Iron Throne, the Game of Thrones Season 7 premiere was pretty tame. But it did move various characters in various players, setting up clear battle lines and setting the stage for two major battles to come: Dany and company against Cersei and company. Everyone against The Night King. Both of these storylines are interesting enough that people around the Internet would prefer to see how they play out instead of seeing how porn stars online scream out in ecstasy. Winter is coming, indeed, but no one else is on Sunday nights. View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7 Premiere Photos: Winter Is Here!

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Ariel Winter Is A Busty Cowgirl

I don’t know if these people are Ariel Winter ‘s fans, or friends and family, or maybe just normal people she hires to follow her around to make her look hotter in pictures. But whatever the case, it’s definitely working. Although the Daisy Dukes and all that cleavage certainly doesn’t hurt either. Yee-haw.

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Ariel Winter Is Hard At Work

I know it’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve put up any new pictures from  Ariel Winter , so I figured I should get to work and see what everyone’s favorite child star-turned-hot-wannabe was up to lately. So here you go: looks like she’s been posting even more busty selfies on social media. Phew. And here I was worried maybe she got a real job.

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Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it. If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits… Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”… The post Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day

This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on…. Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday… I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up.. When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about… A Monster…Yes. The post Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day

This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on…. Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday… I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up.. When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about… A Monster…Yes. The post Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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