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Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on May 28, 2015 at 5:12pm PDT Cindy Crawford did a big reveal of her Gerber Baby, who unlike the rest of the world’s Gerber baby, is not a face on a box of probably toxic food that Jessica Alba would rather you trade in for her HONEST company, even though everyone knows when people say they are honest, they usually not, except maybe the retards who buy into Alba’s product making her worth 200 million dollars and the face of a billion dollar company…when she should have never been more than forgotten tits in a 90s movie… This Gerber baby is 13 year old Gerber…the heiress to Gerber baby products…thanks to her mom being a model, who took modeling so seriously, and lived up to the model way, but marrying a billionaire… Now, I figure posting a 13 year old who looks like a Cindy Crawford clone is risque…I mean 13 is young as fuck…but when they look like Cindy Crawford clones…and are already rich to begin with…it’s a perfect time to get her into the industry…which I guess is going on here. A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 2, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT All this to say…Cindy Crawford is amazing…and here is Cindy Crawford for the Sneaker Heads… A video posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 3, 2015 at 4:11pm PDT Here’s some pics of her…that I already Posted… The post Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Tasered in Reno Fat Kid Freaks the Fuck Out… Classroom Brawl Theif of the Day Fat Boy Fail… Don’t Fuck with the Bouncer Brazilian Foot Fetish video Thief of the Day The post Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day

I don’t know why Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she’s got a mouth full of nuts – getting ready to hibernate for the winter…in this Reese Witherspoon / Selma Blair Cruel intentions reunion…that is more a couple of girls running into each other in LA, because they all run in the same circles…. I also don’t know why the fat one from Cruel Intentions, who seduced and knocked up the main dude, ended up as the Oscar winning, billion dollar actress, while the other two just sort of fizzled out… More importantly, I don’t know why I am posting Cruel Intention reunion that is hardly a reunion but may be a meeting to do the redux – thanks to craving money….considering I never even saw the original… But I do know that virgin loser dudes everywhere love the shit, and more importantly that you’re virgin losers who love the shit, and I figure why not give you something you’re pathetic life can get excited about… The post Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pure Comedy: Cookie Lyon Takes On The 7 Kingdoms In Hilarious “Game of Thrones” Mash-Up

Are you ready for Game of Thrones’ Season 5 premiere? Cookie Winter Is Coming… Continue reading

Game of Thrones Season Premiere Title, Synopsis: Released!

Winter is coming, HBO viewers. Again. After weeks of hype and months of anticipation, Game of Thrones finally returns with new episodes on Sunday, April 12 at 9 p.m. What can fans expect from this epic drama? Where will we find characters who were on the run when we last left them, such as Tyrion and Arya? What will life be like for the children of Tywin now that the most powerful man in King’s Landing is dead? 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! 1. Tyrion on Jaime – Season 1 View Photo “We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.” 2. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 2 View Photo Cersei: “You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” Tyrion: “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” 3. The Hound – Season 2 View Photo “F–k the Kingsguard; f–k the city; f–k the King!” Well put! 4. Bronn – Season 2 View Photo “There’s no cure for being a c–t.” Bronn speaks the truth. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Renly – Season 2 View Attachment (On Stannis) “Born amidst salt and smoke…Is he a ham?” 6. Jaime – Season 2 View Photo (To Brienne) “Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” 7. Ser Rodrik – Season 2 View Attachment “You have less honor than a back alley whore.” 8. Tyrion – Season 2 View Photo “I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brynden Tully – Season 3 View Attachment “I’ve seen wet s–ts I liked better than Walder Frey.” Grossest burn ever! 10. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 3 View Attachment “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” 11. Tywin – Season 3 View Photo “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king,’ is no true king.” 12. The Hound vs. Arya – Season 4 View Photo Arya: “Lots of people name their swords” The Hound: “Lots of c–ts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ygritte – Multiple Seasons View Photo “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Sometimes the simplest burns are the best. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… HBO has released the titles and official descriptions of the first three Season 5 episodes. So consider yourself SPOILER WARNED and scroll down for a look at what’s to come… Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 : The Wars to Come (Sunday, April 12) Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Varys reveals a conspiracy to Tyrion. Daenerys faces a new threat to her rule. Jon (Kit Harington) is caught between two kings. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 2 : The House of Black and White (Sunday, April 19) Arya arrives in Braavos. Pod and Brienne run into trouble on the road. Cersei fears for her daughter’s safety in Dorne as Ellaria Sand seeks revenge for Oberyn’s death. Stannis tempts Jon. An advisor tempts Daenerys. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 3: High Sparrow (Sunday, April 26) In King’s Landing, Queen Margaery enjoys her new husband. Tyrion and Varys walk the Long Bridge of Volantis. According to author George R.R. Martin, even book lovers will surprised by some of the big deaths ahead this spring. We can’t wat. 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 12. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 11. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 10. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 8. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 6. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 4. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 3. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 2. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Game of Thrones Season Premiere Title, Synopsis: Released!

Winter is coming, HBO viewers. Again. After weeks of hype and months of anticipation, Game of Thrones finally returns with new episodes on Sunday, April 12 at 9 p.m. What can fans expect from this epic drama? Where will we find characters who were on the run when we last left them, such as Tyrion and Arya? What will life be like for the children of Tywin now that the most powerful man in King’s Landing is dead? 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! 1. Tyrion on Jaime – Season 1 View Photo “We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.” 2. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 2 View Photo Cersei: “You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.” Tyrion: “That still makes me twice as clever as you.” 3. The Hound – Season 2 View Photo “F–k the Kingsguard; f–k the city; f–k the King!” Well put! 4. Bronn – Season 2 View Photo “There’s no cure for being a c–t.” Bronn speaks the truth. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Renly – Season 2 View Attachment (On Stannis) “Born amidst salt and smoke…Is he a ham?” 6. Jaime – Season 2 View Photo (To Brienne) “Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” 7. Ser Rodrik – Season 2 View Attachment “You have less honor than a back alley whore.” 8. Tyrion – Season 2 View Photo “I’m not questioning your honor…I’m denying its existence.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Brynden Tully – Season 3 View Attachment “I’ve seen wet s–ts I liked better than Walder Frey.” Grossest burn ever! 10. Tyrion vs. Cersei – Season 3 View Attachment “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” 11. Tywin – Season 3 View Photo “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king,’ is no true king.” 12. The Hound vs. Arya – Season 4 View Photo Arya: “Lots of people name their swords” The Hound: “Lots of c–ts.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ygritte – Multiple Seasons View Photo “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Sometimes the simplest burns are the best. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Great Game Of Thrones Insults! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… HBO has released the titles and official descriptions of the first three Season 5 episodes. So consider yourself SPOILER WARNED and scroll down for a look at what’s to come… Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 1 : The Wars to Come (Sunday, April 12) Cersei and Jaime adjust to a world without Tywin. Varys reveals a conspiracy to Tyrion. Daenerys faces a new threat to her rule. Jon (Kit Harington) is caught between two kings. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 2 : The House of Black and White (Sunday, April 19) Arya arrives in Braavos. Pod and Brienne run into trouble on the road. Cersei fears for her daughter’s safety in Dorne as Ellaria Sand seeks revenge for Oberyn’s death. Stannis tempts Jon. An advisor tempts Daenerys. Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 3: High Sparrow (Sunday, April 26) In King’s Landing, Queen Margaery enjoys her new husband. Tyrion and Varys walk the Long Bridge of Volantis. According to author George R.R. Martin, even book lovers will surprised by some of the big deaths ahead this spring. We can’t wat. 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones 13. Shae View Attachment It’s not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She’s a lover in a world full of fighters…and she’s good at what she does. 12. Osha View Attachment A little rough around the edges but we’re sure she cleans up well. Plus wildling sex is probablylike nothing you’ve ever imagined. 11. Sansa Stark View Attachment Sansa’s so hot we’re willing to forget that she once had a thing for Joffrey. in that sense, she’s basically the Selena Gomez of Westeros. 10. Ygritte View Photo If you’re into the badass chicks, Ygritte’s the one for you. Just know that if you skip out on her, it’ll probably be the last thing you do. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Gilly View Attachment Gilly’s got a lot on her plate, but even so…Sam could’ve done a lot worse in terms of traveling companions. 8. Melisandre View Attachment The night is dark and full of terrors…but it’s also full of impure thoughts about the Red Priestess. 7. Talisa Stark View Attachment Talisa was briefly married to Robb Stark. Fun fact: she’s played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! Not so fun fact: she died the most horrible death imaginable! 6. Margaery Tyrell View Attachment How do all the hottest women end up with King Douche, Joffrey? Actually, we guess it works that way in real life too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ros View Attachment Ros was the most beautiful prostitute in the North. Unfortunately, like Ned Stark, her decision to relocate to King’s Landing had tragic results. 4. Ellaria Sand View Attachment Ellaria Sand is one exotic Dornish beauty. We hear she’s newly single. 3. Cersei Lannister View Photo As hot as she is evil. Okay, she might be slightly more evil, but she’s still super hot. 2. Missandei View Attachment Missandei is so hot even eunuchs can’t look away. Now THAT’s an achievement. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Daenerys Targaryen View Photo C’mon! You knew the Khaleesi was gonna come in at number one! That Daario Naharis is a lucky dude! The End. Up Next: ” 13 Hottest Women on Game of Thrones .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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The Bachelor and The Bachelorette: 25 Shocking Exits We’ll Never Forget

In the past dozen years on ABC, which just made us feel really old writing that, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette have aired some crazy eliminations. There are certainly enough opportunities, considering the setup. After all, we’re going on 30 seasons of the two shows combined, and 24 people (or even more in recent years) get booted for every final rose recipient winner! Here’s a look at 25 of the most shocking through the years … The Bachelor & Bachelorette: 25 Most Stunning Exits 1. DeAnna Pappas AND Jenni Croft View Photo The one that started it all: Brad Womack rejected Jenni Croft on his season finale, and looked poised to propose to fan favorite DeAnna Pappas … who he ALSO rejected! 2. Jason Mesnick View Photo DeAnna Pappas became The Bachelorette, and threw fans for a loop by rejecting beloved single father Jason Mesnick, who was so smitten with her, in favor of Jesse Csincsak … who she stayed engaged to for like two weeks. 3. Melissa Rycroft View Photo Jason Mesnick upped the ante on both Brad and DeAnna in the finale night shocker department. After getting engaged to Melissa Rycroft on his season finale, he dumped her … on the After the Final Rose special, in favor of runner-up Molly Malaney! At least this one had a happy ending, though: Jason and Molly are happily married, and have a beautiful daughter. 4. Reid Rosenthal View Photo Reid Rosenthal left The Bachelorette during the final three, then returned to propose to Jillian Harris on the finale after a change of heart … only by then she had chosen Ed Swiderski. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ed Swiderski View Photo Ed too left The Bachelorette, only to return and WIN Jillian Harris’ season. His cheating ways soon caught up with him, though. She decided to List It, Not Love It … see what we did there?! 6. Rozlyn Papa View Photo In Season 14, starring Jake Pavelka, Rozlyn Papa got the boot at a rose ceremony … after getting a rose! Say what? Yes, she allegedly had a fling with one of The Bachelor staff members. 7. Ali Fedotowsky View Photo Ali Fedotowsky also left Jake’s season by her own accord, after being told she’d lose her job if she did not do so. Many later felt this was BS as she signed on to star as The Bachelorette right after. 8. Kasey Kahl View Photo Though he vowed to guard and protect her heart, Kasey Kahl got straight up ditched on a glacier by Ali in a hilarious one-on-one date denial for the ages. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Justin Rego View Photo Justin Rego, a.k.a. Rated R, sure made things entertaining vying for Ali’s heart … until she busted him for having a girlfriend back home. 10. Bentley Williams View Photo Who could forget Bentley, probably the biggest douchebag in the history of a franchise filled with douchebags. He got the boot from Ashley Hebert, who he was disappointed to see as the Bachelorette (he preferred Emily Maynard) and openly said was a girl he would hook up with but would never date, as she wasn’t even that hot. She eventually got wind of his shadiness, and not a moment too soon. 11. Ben Flajnik View Photo Ben Flajnik’s stunned, bitter reaction to being rejected by Ashley Hebert after he got down on one knee was the most memorable moment of her season. He became The Bachelor; she wed winner J.P. Rosenbaum. 12. Casey Shteamer View Photo Casey Shteamer got the boot from Ben Flajnik when he felt she was there for the wrong reasons, and his lack of sugar-coating her departure led to some memorable waterworks displays. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kalon McMahon View Video Kalon McMahon was straight up destroyed by an irate Emily Maynard after referring to her daughter Ricki as “baggage.” 14. Sean Lowe View Photo It’s water under the bridge now for a happily married Sean Lowe (who wed Bachelor winner Catherine Giudici after his season), but his final three dismissal by Emily Maynard – who split from Jef Holm soon after – was a stunner. 15. Tierra LiCausi View Video Sean had to pull the plug on Tierra LiCausi, one of the franchise’s all-time loose cannons. 16. AshLee Frazier View Video The one blemish on Sean Lowe’s near-perfect record? At least according to a bitter AshLee Frazier, he made promises he did not keep. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Brooks Forester View Video Frontrunner Brooks Forester dumped Desiree Hartsock on The Bachelorette’s penultimate episode. Somewhat incredibly, a then-clear second choice Chris Siegfried ended up being The One. 18. Sharleen Joynt View Photo Seen here with fellow cast member Andi Dorfman, Sharleen peaced out of this Joynt after deciding Juan Pablo Galavis wasn’t “forever partner” material. 19. Andi Dorfman View Video Andi Dorfman gave Juan Pablo the business before signing on to be The Bachelorette. 20. Clare Crawley View Video Clare Crawley also took Juan Pablo to task after not receiving his final rose … she certainly had the final word(s). Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Eric Hill View Photo Eric Hill’s exit from The Bachelorette was all the more shocking considering that he left on less than stellar terms with Andi Dorfman, only to tragically pass away weeks later. 22. Nick Viall View Photo Nick Viall thought he had Andi Dorfman’s heart all to himself. He was shocked to learn before he got to the final rose ceremony that she was cutting him loose, and didn’t take it well to say the least. 23. Arie Luyendyk Jr. View Photo Arie Luyendyk Jr. was eliminated by Emily Maynard on the finale of her season, but what was even more surprising was that he was reportedly told he was The Bachelor in 2015 before producers went with Chris Soules at the last minute. 24. Britt Nilsson View Photo Britt Nilsson made a great first impression on Chris Soules, and was a major contender until she self-destructed late in the season … only to be somehow named co-Bachelorette just a few weeks later. That was even more shocking. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kaitlyn Bristowe View Photo Both Jade Roper and Kaitlyn Bristowe could ride unlikely, emotional eliminations by Chris Soules into a gig as The Bachelorette. Kaitlyn surprisingly got the heave-ho after an overnight date in Bali, leaving Becca Tilley and Whitney Bischoff to fight for the final rose. The End. Up Next: ” The Bachelor & Bachelorette: 25 Most Stunning Exits .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Each season brings new drama, in one way or the next. There are always 1-2 exits that are true stunners, especially when contenders are dispatched – or even excuse themselves – outside of a rose ceremony. On Chris Soules’ just-completed “journey” that ended with the farmer getting engaged to Whitney Bischoff, it wasn’t his final decision that surprised fans. No, runner-up Becca Tilley actually took the rejection well. Heck, part of us thinks she was relieved when Chris Soules chose Whitney Bischoff . It was by far the easiest final rose ceremony ever for both sides. Kaitlyn Bristowe was pretty blindsided, however, as were viewers who believed the fun fan favorite should have been in the finale up against Whitney. Then there was Britt Nilsson, who started this winter as one of the heavy favorites, only to utterly self-destruct … and be named co-Bachelorette with Kaitlyn. That last part may have been most shocking of all. In any case, Chris’ quest and its romantic casualties were hardly unique. As Bon Jovi once crooned, it’s all the same … only the names will change. From head-scratching rose ceremony choices to epic meltdowns, girlfriends back home and myriad peeps not “there for the right reasons,” we’ve seen it all. So click through the 25 most stunning Bachelor and Bachelorette exits above and see which ones stand out as the most awkward, sad, or heartbreaking. Then start the countdown until summer, when The Bachelorette Season 11 will see 24 men AND either Britt Nilsson or Kaitlyn Bristowe exit stage left. There’s a place reserved on this list already. The Bachelor Couples: Are They Still Together? 1. Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff View Photo Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff just got engaged on The Bachelor season finale in March 2015. It seems like they are still together, as happy as ever and built to last … but stay tuned. 2. Ashley Hebert and JP Rosenbaum View Photo Ashley Hebert and JP Rosenbaum are married. He won her heart on The Bachelorette. 3. Brad Womack and Emily Maynard View Photo Brad Womack and Emily Maynard did not last. He chose no one on his first stint on The Bachelor, making in 0-for-2. 4. Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi View Video Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged on The Bachelor. They broke up in epic fashion and did not last long, to the surprise of no one. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici View Video Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici got engaged on The Bachelor in 2013. They are set to wed in early 2014. 6. Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried View Video Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried got engaged on The Bachelorette in 2013. They are still a thing! 7. Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney View Photo Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney got engaged, and married, and had a kid! After he dumped his final rose recipient Melissa Rycroft and chose Molly instead … close enough. 8. Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson View Video Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson got engaged on The Bachelor, and lasted for about a year. They broke up. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Travis Stork and Sarah Stone Travis Stork and Sarah Stone broke up before The Bachelor finale and After the Final Rose special even aired. Now that takes decidation to not making it work. 10. Emily Maynard and Jef Holm View Photo Emily Maynard and Jef Holm broke up really fast. She chose Jef with one F over Sean Lowe on The Bachelorette. Bad call. 11. Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez View Photo Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez dated for a long while. They didn’t last, however. 12. Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice are obviously not still together. But they sure made a cute pairing on the early years of the ABC reality franchise. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski View Photo Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski’s engagement was short-lived. She’s better off for it. 14. Jesse Csincsak and Deanna Pappas Jesse Csincsak and Deanna Pappas got engaged after The Bachelorette chose him over Jason Mesnick. Did not take. 15. Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter have been together so long, we forget that she was ever not Mrs. Ryan Sutter. They have been married for a decade and have two kids! 16. Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas View Photo These two lasted about four minutes. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell View Photo Juan Pablo’s now-infamous non-proposal made him persona non grata for many fans, but he and winner Nikki Ferrell were together for a good six months before she finally got sick of his crap. 18. Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray View Photo Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray split up after just six months together. Amazingly, they appeared happily together and in love just days before they called it off. The End. 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Game of Thrones Season 5: First Poster, Clip!

Winter is not coming. As millions of irritated Americans know by now, winter is here . But dragons are definitely coming to Game of Thrones Season 5; fully grown, dangerous dragons that we’re afraid Daenerys won’t even be able to control. Along those lines, check out the first official poster for the return of this epic drama… and someone tell Tyrion to run! It appears as if everyone’s favorite diminutive Westeros resident is on a ship in this image, which makes sense. When we last saw Tyrion, he had put multiple arrows into the chest of his toilet-bound father (ummm…. SPOILER ALERT!) and went on the lam. Does this poster tease imminent death for Tyrion? George R.R. Martin did recently tease a handful of shocking deaths to come. They will even take book followers by surprise. HBO has also released the first clip from  Game of Thrones Season 5 . It features Jon Snow and Mance: Game of Thrones Season 5 Clip Game of Thrones Season 5 will take viewers to Dorne for the first time and premiere on Sunday, April 12. It’s safe to say we’re excited. 13 Game of Thrones Stars in Earlier Roles 1. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister View Photo These days, Peter Dinklage is best known as fan-favorite Tyrion Lannister. 2. Peter Dinklage in Elf View Photo But you might also remember him as the rage-fueled children’s author in the beloved Will Ferrell film Elf. 3. Diana Rigg as Olenna Tyrell View Attachment Diana Rigg plays shrewd Tyrell family matriarch on Game of Thrones. 4. Diana Rigg in The Avengers View Attachment But GoT fans of a certain age might remember Ms. Rigg from the 1960s British spy series, The Avengers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Charles Dance as Tywin Lannister View Photo Charles Dance owns the role of the sinister Lannister patriarch. 6. Charles Dance in Last Action Hero View Attachment But you might also remember him as the equally evil Benedict in the 1993 Schwarzenegger film, Last Action Hero. 7. Pedro Pascal as Oberyn Martell View Photo Pascal was brilliant as the vengeful Prince Oberyn. 8. Pedro Pascal on Buffy the Vampire Slayer View Attachment But you might also remember him from his brief role on the cultishly adored TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Natalia Tena as Osha View Attachment Natalia Tena turns in a wildly charismatic performance as Osha on GoT. 10. Natalia Tena in the Harry Potter Series View Attachment But you may also remember her as quirky witch Tonks from the Harry Potter films. 11. Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister View Photo Lena Headey is perfectly cast as the wicked Queen Cersei. 12. Lena Headey in 300 View Attachment And she’s no stranger to playing royalty. Headey played Queen Gorgo in the 2006 film 300, as well as in its recent sequel. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jack Gleeson as Joffrey Baratheon View Photo Gleeson masterfully made the world hate his guts as Joffrey Baratheon. 14. Jack Gleeson in Batman Begins View Attachment But he was far less evil when he played the role of “Adorable Little Boy” in Batman Begins. 15. Julian Glover as Grand Maester Pycelle View Attachment Glover nails the part of dottering Maester Pycelle on GoT 16. Julian Glover in the Empire Strikes Back View Attachment But he first earned his nerd stripes playing General Veers in the Empire Strikes Back. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Jojen Reed View Photo Thomas Brodie-Sangster plays the clairvoyant Jojen Reed on Game of Thrones. 18. Thomas Brodie-Sangster in Love Actually View Attachment But rom-com fans may remember him as Liam Neeson’s precocious son in Love Actually 19. Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell View Photo Before she ever married King Joffrey, Natalie Dormer had plenty of practice playing a queen. 20. Natalie Dormer on The Tudors View Attachment Natalie portrayed Hevry VIII’s wife Anne Boleyn on the Showtime series The Tudors. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Aiden Gillen as Littlefinger View Photo Aiden Gillen was scheming his way through violent terrain long before he reached King’s Landing. 22. Aiden Gillen on The Wire View Attachment He was just as cunning (but way less shady) on HBO’s acclaimed series The Wire. 23. Sean Bean as Ned Stark View Attachment Sean Bean’s Ned Stark was the central protagonist of GoT until he, um…lost his head at the end of season one. 24. Sean Bean in The Accused View Attachment Bean played a decidedly different role on the BBC legal drama The Accused. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Rose Leslie as Ygritte View Photo Rose Leslie played lovelorn Wildling Ygritte on GoT. 26. Rose Leslie on Downton Abbey View Attachment If you weren’t aware that Rose also starred on Downton Abbey, well then we hate to say it…but you know nothing, Jon Snow. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Game of Thrones Stars in Earlier Roles .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Texas Dad Sends Ex Photos Of Their 2 Dead Sons After Strangling Them

Texas Father Accused Of Strangling 2 Baby Sons To Death And Sending Photos Of Bodies To Ex Via DailyMail The chilling text messages a young father sent to his ex before allegedly murdering their two young children were revealed in court on Friday. Gabriel Armandariz, 32, of Graham, Texas, is accused of strangling his two sons, Gatlin, 2, and Luke, who was just 8-months-old in April 2011. This shortly after he sent a string of chilling and odd text messages to their mother telling her he planned to kill the boys because of her partying ways while possibly pretending to be his new girlfriend. ‘I commend the spirits of these two boys to the Lord. I would much rather be with them than to be out partying with friends,’ wrote Armandariz to his ex, Lauren Smith, just hours before the boys are believed to have died. This was quickly followed by another in which he wrote; ‘Look, I’m trying to offer you another opportunity to see our children. But as usual you would much rather be with your friends.’ What makes this story even crazier is that Lauren thought the sick messages were being sent to her by Gabriel’s new bae. This seems to be backed up by the woman’s responses to these texts, as she wrote in one; ‘If I were you I’d get the hell away from him. Looks can be deceiving.’ On the day the boys died, Armandariz also sent a photo to Smith that appeared to show Luke dead and dangling from the closet with rope around his neck. This was followed by the final text, which also showed both boys alive and lying next to him, and read; ‘We love u, goodbye.’ Is this not one of the sickest, most disturbed things you’ve ever read? Text messages of dead children??? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph…SMFH. R.I.P. to those poor little boys. Images via DailyMail

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Florida Man Cause Of Death Listed As “Upper Cut From Batman” On Official Obituary

Newspaper Allows Family Of Dead Man To List Cause Of Death As Uppercut From Batman The family of a Florida man was allowed to pay homage to his love of comics in his published obituary, which listed his cause of death as “an uppercut from Batman” Via NY Daily News reports : Stephen Merrill, from Winter Haven, passed away on February 12. The 31-year-old died suddenly and the family at the time did not have an official cause of death when they went to write his obituary for the local newspaper, The Ledger. The Ledger does not allow obituaries to be published unless there is a cause of death. “Everyone was starting to get a little tense. We didn’t have a cause of death but we were told we had to have one,” said Merrill’s friend Brandon Moxam. “I made a joke. Say the cause of death was an ‘uppercut from Batman.’” Moxam said everyone started laughing and Merrill’s dad, Larry, responded: “Yeah, the cause of death was an uppercut from Batman.” “He would have been honored to have died by an uppercut from Batman,” said fiancée Stephanie Vella. The paper then printed it after being persuaded it would help the family grieve. “It was worth it for the family. It was the only time the family was able to laugh in days,” said friend, Andrew Albreacht. Merrill was diagnosed with cancer in June 2013. Despite going into remission in December of the same year, the cancer returned last October. He had a huge love of comics and people wore superhero t-shirts to his celebration and there was also a Captain America shield made from flowers. This is bittersweet, but we love the idea of the way they chose to pay homage to the loved one they lost. What do you think your family would say about you if you died under similar circumstances? stockelements / Shutterstock.com 360b / Shutterstock.com

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Florida Man Cause Of Death Listed As “Upper Cut From Batman” On Official Obituary