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Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day

Paris Hilton is such a lady….it’s like she didn’t spend the better part of her 20s in sex tapes, flashing cooch at events, getting fucked and fucked up, pretty much being the biggest pile of shit around….fucking up little girls and the only good that’s come from her is that the little girls she fucked up are 20 year old sluts who are down to film getting fucked cuz they think it’ll Kim Kardashian them….which I guess makes this bitch a hero in some ways, but a hero I wish died in battle… Either way, she must be having a herpes outbreak or something…cuz this is totally out of character.

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Paris Hilton Vagina Hider of the Day

Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…

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Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

Best Toilet Paper Replacements

It happens. The next time that you're stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list

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Best Toilet Paper Replacements