Candice Swanepoel is pretty alright. especially when half naked and up against a cop car like she’s some kind of terrorist from South Africa here to drop bombs on the beach in her bikini. You know, or a blood diamond smuggler that uses her vagina as her hiding spot. I mean seeing her bent over any car, in this position, would be worth staring at, the fact that it’s a cop car doesn’t make it any more interesting, because you know she’s just being silly, and really who cares what she’s up against, when all you gotta do is stare at that gap. She’s good at this booty thing…
Sophie Vlaming is another one of these models who has climbed the ladder of modeling by Taking High Concept Titty Pics . You know because it is art and not smut and it separates the girls willing to perform for their pervert photographer’s vision, rather than the reserved models no one wants anything to do with, even though the concept of getting topless for fashion, or for ten dollars a song, is virtually the fucking same. It’s getting ahead, using your body, and I am all for it. I always say any decent looking girl with a vagina, who is not using that vagina, to either get work, excel at work, or land a rich dude, who doesn’t have to be an asshole dude, but someone who can provide an awesome life for her without having to work as a waitress, is a fucking idiot. Use your moneymake bitches….and here’s Sophie Vlaming landing serious campaigns because of it.
These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.
These may not be the hottest pics of Victoria’s Secret newcomer, who they are marketing hard, and putting out there as much as they can, because they bought her for cheap from whatever Eastern European country they scooped her 18 year old ass up at. You know, from throwing her into a Bieber scandal, to getting her half naked at a really young age, they are milking her hard, but not hard enough for her to be showing her nipples for a French mag that usually shows nipple. I guess they aren’t ready to fully exploit her yet, you know they are pretty much marketing geniuses over there, they know the perfect amount of exposure to give a bitch. They did it for Swanepoel and they’ll do it for this one….it is a formula that I know there’s some serious underbelly behind, but instead I’ll just look at this babe’s belly, and cleavage, because that’s more interesting than billion dollar companies and their woman trafficking scandals.
Don’t front, some of y’all azzes would be right in the front row trying to touch lil Marky abs. Mark Wahlberg Says He Would Reunite With The Funky Bunch For Boston Bombing Charity Concert According to TMZ reports : Feel it, FEEL IT … Mark Wahlberg just told TMZ he would REUNITE with The Funky Bunch to raise money for the victims of the Boston Marathon Bombing. Wahlberg — who was born and raised in Boston — was leaving T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, VA this morning when he told us he’s totally game to get the gang back together for a BMB fundraiser. Fun Fact — T.C. Williams High was the inspiration for the movie “Remember the Titans.” We already know The Funky Bunch would be down to perform — back in March, they told TMZ a reunion show would be “amazing.” Sound too good to be true? Hear it from the horses mouth below. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. We’re all for raising money for folks that have suffered great losses, but didn’t The Funky Bunch only have one hit song with “Good Vibrations”??? Image via tumblr
What the hell ?!?! Woman Who Assaulted Girls Claims To Have Gay Man Inside Of Her A Buford woman is facing two counts of sexual assault against a child after allegedly climbing into bed with two young girls and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. Via Buford Patch reports: Gwinnett County Police were called to a Buford home on April 21 after the mother of the two girls learned of the incident. According to the police report, the woman, identified as Jessica Head, 25, had been to a nightclub with the adult brother of the two girls. The brother said both he and Head had consumed alcohol and returned home around 3:30 a.m. The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, “all slept in the same bed.” At some point during the night, one of the girls, described in the police report as a “very articulate and intelligent” 10-year-old, awoke to find Head on top of her. According to the child, “Head removed the blanket that was covering her, climbed on top of her (making it difficult for her to leave) and then began a back and forth motion on top of her.” The girl, according to the police, said she thought Head was “trying to have sex with her” given the movement. The girl added that Head reached her hand down and grabbed her outer thigh. She told police she was able to free herself after attempts to wake her brother and sister were futile. Head then reportedly moved on top of the girl’s 12-year-old sister and “began the same motion consistent with sexual intercourse.” “About that time … the girls’ brother woke up. He said when he awoke, he saw Head on top of [the sister]. He said that words were exchanged briefly and he instructed Head to get off his sister,” the officer wrote in the report. “She ultimately did and went into the living room.” Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother “expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him.” The mother, who had heard one of the girls scream, reportedly entered the room as Head was getting up from the bed. The mother took the girls into her room and, after realizing what had transpired, called police. In the report, the officer described Head as “uncooperative and belligerent” throughout most of the encounter. When asked what had happened, Head reportedly replied, “I didn’t rape no kids!” “I thought the response was odd considering I asked a very general question and had not informed her of any of the statements from the victims,” the officer wrote. Head explained she had gone to sleep on the couch and had done nothing else. According to the report, she later admitted having been in the room with the girls, but was just trying to sleep. At one point during the conversation with the officer, Head reportedly said “I’m a d*ke” and then, according to the report, added “I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.” “Head never gave a coherent statement during my encounter with her,” the officer noted. The officer further wrote, “I believed the actions alleged were committed by Head to the children in an attempt to arouse herself.” Based on the witness and victim statements, Head was placed under arrest. She was later booked into the jail on two counts of child molestation and, as of April 22, remained jailed. Bond is set at $11,400. This might go down as one of the dumbest excuse a criminal has EVER made. How does this even make sense? It just doesn’t!
This crazy lady just didn’t give a f***. According to Daily Mail Woman Unleashes Racist Tirade Towards Passenger A woman who launched a tirade of foul-mouthed racist abuse towards another passenger is being hunted by police. The unidentified woman swore repeatedly repeating ‘If your country is so good, f*** off back there’ at a man sitting next to her on an eastbound District line train. Another passenger filmed the three-minute rant and posted it on YouTube which prompted British Transport Police to launch an investigation into the shocking alleged incident. While it is unclear what provoked the attack or what the victim says during the video, the woman repeatedly swears, makes rude gestures and stands threateningly over the man. She screamed: ‘You come in this country you f****ng mother f***ers c***. You want everything on a plate f*****ng c*** and expect us to take this. ‘You are all racist c****, you want to take over the world. ‘You’re so thick you don’t even get it.’ The police today released an image of the woman. They said the date and time of the alleged attack is unclear. Detective Constable Lawrence Murphy said: ‘We have isolated images of a woman we believe may be able to help us with our investigation into the incident. ‘We believe the footage was filmed on an eastbound District line train, which passed through Stepney Green Tube station and Mile End station. ‘At this stage, we urge anyone who witnessed this incident, or who recognizes the woman, to get in touch and help us build up a full picture of exactly what took place. ‘We treat all allegations of racism very seriously and urge anyone with information about this incident to contact us.’ Anyone with information should contact British Transport Police on 0800 40 50 40 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111. Last year Jacqueline Williams, 47, was charged with a racially aggravated public order offense after she was filmed hurling racist abuse at train passengers. After the video, which shows a woman taunting a group of black passengers, was posted on YouTube she was arrested. Elizabeth Ward-Buck, 51, was spared jail earlier this year after she was filmed verbally abusing two female students in the waiting room at Ipswich Hospital. She asked the women where they were from, then shouted: ‘You’re coming over here and you’re pleading poverty. We are paying taxes you a***holes and we are going down in this crisis.’ The aggressive woman was taken to a side room by police, but she continued her rant and even tried to assault a police officer. Can’t we all just get along? Youtube
We’re sorry, ladies, if you never doze off on a flight again after this, but … The FBI arrested a man Friday afternoon for allegedly molesting a sleeping female passenger on an American Airlines flight from Miami to D.C. Saurabh Agarwal, 39, was named in a felony complaint and charged with engaging in abusive sexual contact with the victim, identified by her initials, “R.C.L.” Agarwal, who was born in India and lives in Sterling, Va., is jailed in advance of a detention hearing this afternoon in U.S. District Court in Alexandria. FBI Agent David Wiegand reported that the victim was seated next to Agarwal, and fell asleep only to wake up and find Agarwal “hugging her body.” With “his hand inside her bra, fondling her breasts,” no less. “Because of fear,” however, the woman “pretended to be asleep” even as the accused kept “squeezing her body tighter” and “squeezed her nipple.” The woman, who was in the window seat, told federal investigators that she “did not show that she was awake due to being so scared of” Agarwal. When a flight attendant approached with a beverage cart, Agarwal “moved off the victim,” only to return to touching her just after the car rolled by. Agarwal also “pressed his legs up against [R.C.L.]’s legs.” The woman then said she “needed to use the restroom, left her seat, and went to the back of the plane,” where she told the crew what was going on. A second woman, who was in the aisle seat next to Agarwal, told agents she observed him “hugging, smelling her, and putting his hand in her shirt.” The woman “assumed defendant and R.C.L. were traveling together,” adding that even if that were true, she was “irritated by the defendant’s behavior.” In any case, Agarwal was detained en route to Reagan Airport by federal air marshals assigned to the flight and faces a maximum of two years in prison.
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