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Academy Sets New Rules for 85th Academy Awards

The rules are out and email has been hit. The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences have restricted the amount of email that can be sent to its members, limiting it to “only one piece of mail and one email per film company” each week. There are also increased restrictions on third parties distributing materials and the number of screenings Academy members can be invited to (mostly without food or drink). The Academy’s release detailing its updated policies follows: The Board of Governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has updated regulations for how companies and individuals may market movies and achievements eligible for the 85th Academy Awards® to Academy members. The changes pertain to screenings that feature live filmmaker participation, the formats on which members may receive screeners, and limitations on how mail, email and websites may be used in campaigning.

 “These rules help us maintain a level playing field for all of the nominees and protect the integrity of the Awards process,” said Academy President Tom Sherak. 

After the announcement of nominations on January 15, 2013, and until the final polls close (February 19, 2013), Academy members may be invited to up to four screenings of a nominated film that are preceded or followed by filmmaker Q&As or other such participation. A fifth such event in the United Kingdom will be permitted.  All participants must be nominated or have been eligible for nomination.  No screening event may include a reception or otherwise offer complimentary food or beverages. These limitations do not apply to screenings held by the Academy, guilds or similar organizations.

 The regulations also now stipulate that members may receive the film both on DVD and as a digital download. 

 Additionally, each week, members may be sent only one piece of mail and one email per film company.  The rules maintain the prohibition on sending members links to websites that promote a film using audio, video, or other multimedia elements, but may include links to the videos in the “Academy Conversations” series on Oscars.org.

 The Academy has augmented its existing ban on film companies using third parties to distribute materials that they would be prohibited from sending directly. The regulation now specifies that film companies may not have a publication use its subscriber lists to send stand alone materials to members, except in connection with the distribution of the publication itself.  This amendment does not affect a company’s ability to place their usual promotional materials in trade publications.

 Similarly, while guilds and other awards organizations may hold non-screening events after the nominations announcement, this rule now specifies that film companies may not use such occasions as opportunities to sponsor promotional events that would otherwise violate Academy regulations.

 To read the complete Regulations Concerning the Promotion of Films Eligible for the 85th Academy Awards, go to http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawards/rules/regulations.html. 

The 85th Academy Awards will be held at the Dolby Theatre™ at Hollywood & Highland Center® in Hollywood, and will be televised live by the ABC Television Network.

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REVIEW: Dogme 95 Meets The Hangover in Startlingly Funny Klown

Like so many of the R-rated comedies of Judd Apatow and Todd Phillips, the Danish film  Klown is about men behaving amusingly badly while the women in their lives wait on the sidelines for them to grow up and get their act together. In  Klown , however, the ladies have a pretty good case for just walking away, and a certain resignation in their attitudes suggests they know it, but have already put so much time into these relationships that they feel terminally invested. Directed by Mikkel Nørgaard and based on a  2005-2009 TV series of the same name that you need know nothing about to appreciate the film,  Klown is the story of besties Frank (Frank Hvam) and Casper (Casper Christensen) and the camping trip they’ve planned together that’s actually an excuse for Casper to sleep around and Frank to attempt to prove he’s fit for fatherhood. It’s startlingly funny in an uncomfortable, envelope-pushing way that’s all the more effective for how it sneaks up on you — its shocking gags are folded into a low-key, semi-realistic style like a Dogme 95 take on  The Hangover . Frank is the petulant, awkward half of  Klown ‘s central friendship, while Casper is the outgoing horndog, and however long the pair have been pals, there are few boundaries between them. The vacation they’ve planned strategically involves a canoe, because, as Casper explains, his girlfriend Iben ( High Fidelity ‘s Iben Hjejle) would never want to come along on a canoe trip and so she won’t be around to prevent his running wild. Their end goal is a party being thrown by their friend Bent (musician/composer Bent Fabricius-Bjerre, playing, like most everyone else in the film, a  Curb Your Enthusiasm -style gloss on his real-life self) for which prostitutes from around the world are flown in for a once-a-year bacchanal. But then Frank learns from a friend that his girlfriend Mia (Mia Lyhne) is pregnant, and that she hasn’t told him because, as she puts it, “I worry you don’t have enough potential as a father.” She has reason for concern — and Frank’s plan to prove her wrong involves spontaneously and ill-advisedly taking Bo (Marcuz Jess Petersen), Mia’s 12-year-old nephew left in their care while his newly remarried mother is on her honeymoon, with them on what Casper has given the child-unfriendly name of the “Tour de Pussy.” Near the start of the film,  Klown winkingly places its main characters at a book  club meeting in which the novel chosen is  Heart of Darkness  (neither Frank nor Casper did the reading). But our two heroes aren’t journeying into the forbidding unknown — they’re the agents of chaos, bringing entertaining disaster to everyone they encounter, from a group of high school students on a field trip to a woman who takes them in and feeds them after their boat capsizes.  Klown has a looseness to it that can feel improvised, but many of its jokes reveal themselves to be carefully structured, from one that plays off of Casper’s technique of male flirting to get his way (he matter-of-factly insists to Frank that all men are a little gay) to another involving the single-serving bottles of Underberg liquor the pair are constantly downing. Tubby, solemn Bo is no adorable sidekick, and Frank’s no natural with kids, and his attempts to entertain the boy go wincingly poorly. When there is the odd moment of sweetness, it’s disarmingly off-kilter, as when Frank consoles Bo about the fact that for guys with their build, their tummy fat can make their penises look smaller. Frank’s fitness for fatherhood comes down to a genuine question about whether he’ll ever be able to put the well-being of someone else before his own, and while he means well, poor Bo rarely seems in safe hands throughout the trip. The kid gets humiliated, neglected and endangered, but also gets an instance or two of giddy, well-earned, irresponsible joy — it’s thanks to him that the film can find something touching about the act of peeing while standing up. Are there lessons to be learned in  Klown ? Thank god, no, though Frank does experience a smidgen of hard-won growth while Casper remains gleefully unchanged (Christensen is the film’s comedic stand-out, his smirkingly slick persona landing him in outrageously humiliating situations). It’s hard to call the film a tribute to male friendship when it presents guy-bonding time as all an excuse to get smashed, hit on teenagers and bang one’s way through multiple continents worth of hookers, but it does touch on the dread of getting older and the desire to hold on to both the feckless kid you were while also being the grown-up you inarguably have become, one that can lead to some lousy decisions. One of the film’s best and most hilarious moments comes after a rough night for both of the characters that ends in a jaw-dropping reveal. Reunited, the two walk through the campsite determinedly  not talking about what they’ve each been through. Sometimes friendship means sticking by someone, and other times it mean knowing when to just let things be. Klown is in theaters in New York, Los Angeles, Austin and on VOD Friday. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sit Down and Man Up

The Real Housewives of New Jersey try to “Sit Down and Man Up” before the big trip to Napa. Will any of it help them avoid complete and utter disaster? Let’s recap all of the planning meetings of a vacation destined for failure in our THG +/- review. Teresa’s brand just continues to grow. She’s got the books. Now she’s planning on a line of Teresa aprons, her own specialty Bellini and maybe even T’s pasta. Where will it end? This all may be Teresa’s dream but Joe can’t keep his nose out of the middle of it. Minus 10 when he can’t let Teresa get a word in edgewise during her meeting at the winery.

A Lil Positivity: Alicia Keys Inspires The Women Voters And Does Some Stumping For Obama

Alicia Keys was spotted out doing her civic duty in Philly Monday afternoon. The bangin’ singer made a stop at the Women Vote 2012 Summit at the Pennsylvania Convention Center. Alicia also stopped by an Organizing For America Volunteer Event at the West Philly Field office. Looks like she already knows who she’s voting for. Are you going to follow Alicia Keys’ lead? SplashNews

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Chanelle Hayes New Boobs Busting Out In Nuts

See now this Chanelle Hayes hottie possesses more of the type of breasts I look for in my women, large, soft and completely phony. So hot. Here she is showing off the massive new breasts for Nuts magazine. Saying these things are nuts is an understatement, they’re insane. This is my kind of woman, big fake hair, big fake boobs and a need to show it all off. Marry me? She can where this outfit while she walks down the aisle. I hope our guest don’t mind my erection. Call me.

Chanelle Hayes New Boobs Busting Out In Nuts

See now this Chanelle Hayes hottie possesses more of the type of breasts I look for in my women, large, soft and completely phony. So hot. Here she is showing off the massive new breasts for Nuts magazine. Saying these things are nuts is an understatement, they’re insane. This is my kind of woman, big fake hair, big fake boobs and a need to show it all off. Marry me? She can where this outfit while she walks down the aisle. I hope our guest don’t mind my erection. Call me.

Alexis Bellino: Slammed By Heather Dubrow, Leaving The Real Housewives of Orange County?

Alexis Bellino has taken a serious beating on The Real Housewives of Orange County this season, leading her to wonder whether it will be her last. On last week’s Real Housewives of Orange County reunion , the women all ganged up on Bellino for her antics and treatment of the show’s crew. “I’ve never seen anybody treat a [TV] crew the way you treat this crew,” co-star and former actress Heather Dubrow said as Andy Cohen moderated. “You speak to them like trash and they are beneath you … take a moment to look inside yourself. If everyone says you’re dead, it’s time to lie down!” Ouch. Don’t expect the bad blood to simmer down either. Dubrow added at an event later in the week that “at some point you have to know when to shut the door … and I think I’ve shut that door.” For her part, Bellino said that “[Vicki] and I are still in a lot of contact” since the season ended, but “the other girls and I … we’re not talking.” The Vicki Gunvalson-Tamra Barney feud has nothing on the group’s collective assault on Bellino, with “Phony-Gate” dominating the season. As such, Bellino claimed she’s mulling whether to return. “I don’t know at this point,” she said of coming back for RHOC’s Season 8 next year. “Honestly, I think I’ve taken a pretty good beating and I don’t know.” What do you think? Do you want to see Alexis Bellino back?

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Thugs Give Hugs: Missouri Prosecutors May Formally Charge A Man “Jack The Gripper” Who Has Conned 36 Women Into Giving Him Unwanted Hugs!

WTF?! LMAO!!! Missouri Man May Face Charges For Giving Women Unwanted Hugs Missouri prosecutors are trying to decide whether to charge an alleged serial hugger who pretends to know women and cons them into giving him a hug. So far, at least 36 women have come forward to complain about unwanted hugs, and one woman said the man also kissed her on the lips during their embrace. Police have not released the name of the man, but the Riverfront Times, a St. Louis weekly, dubbed him “Jack the Gripper” or “John Wayne Embracey.” One St. Louis suburb arrested him on probable cause, but released him an hour later. Most of the women who have come forward called police in Des Peres, Mo. According to their reports, the alleged hugger typically approaches women while they are shopping by themselves, pretends to know them as a former neighbor, and then asks for a hug under the pretense that it is his birthday, Des Peres Detective Marshall Broughton said. “He’d say, ‘Hi, remember me? I lived down the street in the corner house. How ya been?’” Broughton said. “Obviously [the women] didn’t remember him, but he did it so quickly and convincingly that they felt embarrassed that they didn’t know him.” Des Peres police identified the man, who is 44, but did not arrest him because of uncertainty about whether his actions were criminal, Broughton said. The alleged hugger showed up at the Des Peres police department with his attorney on June 20 after police requested that he come in for questioning. He made no statements at the meeting, Broughton said. Oh, but the hilarious fawkery doesn’t end there… Before he could leave, however, he was handcuffed by police officers from nearby Warson Woods, who had conducted a photo lineup in which a witness readily identified him, Warson Woods Police Chief Robert Stanczak said. Warson Woods police questioned him for about an hour before letting him go, Stanczak said. Des Peres and Warson Woods police have reported the hugging incidents to St. Louis County prosecutors, who will determine whether to pursue third-degree assault charges, among others. While county prosecutors may determine that the hugger’s actions did not violate state law, Stanczak said they clearly constituted assault under Warson Woods municipal ordinances. According to Stanczak, four women reported being hugged by the man in Warson Woods, three of them in parking lots. Stanczak said the hugger sometimes varied his approach, once allegedly approaching a woman in scrubs and pretending to have met her at the hospital while his wife was giving birth. He sometimes exploited name tags on uniforms to feign knowledge of women’s names, once calling a woman named Susan “Susie,” he said. Aww this guy just wants a lil love….ROTFLMAO Would you ever file charges against a man who gave you an unwanted hug?? Image via Shutterstock Source

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White Girls Gone Wild: Police Reveal Suburban Texas Teen Slain In Armed Robbery Gone Wrong Set Up Theft Herself!

This poor lil Becky got murked thinkin’ the paper chase was sweet. A beautiful Texas teenager shot to death last month was no innocent victim but a criminal killed in a robbery gone wrong, police now say. Claudia Hidic, 17, was found dead near the back door of a man’s home in the Tanglewood neighborhood of Fort Worth on June 28, her body face down, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. The back door had also been kicked in. Her death, of a gunshot wound to the head, was ruled a homicide. But while friends took to Facebook to mourn the loss of the stunning young woman, who would have been a senior at Trinity High School this fall, police revealed Hidic had put herself in the line of fire by organizing a robbery that ended in gunshots. A source close to the investigation told the Star-Telegram that Hidic was the mastermind behind the theft, directing accomplices Curtis Fortenberry and Terrance Crumley, both 21, to rob a location she specifically chose. The source, who spoke to the paper on condition of anonymity, said Hidic had been to the home before, where the threesome returned, at least one of them armed. They reportedly entered the house through the back door, where between five and six people were home. A neighbor told the paper he saw four women running from the scene after gunfire erupted. The man who found her body outside of his house told police he did know who Hidic was. By July 1, a police spokeswoman told the Star-Telegram the homeowner had stopped talking to investigators, though he was not a “person of interest in the case.” In a press release to local media outlets, police confirmed Hidic had been inside the home prior to the robbery, and said she and the two men “engaged in criminal activity after planning and coordinating a robbery … against the occupants inside,” KCEN-TV reported. Both Fortenberry and Crumley are now in police custody and have been charged with felony murder. They are being held on $100,000 bond. With a last name like Hidic, we’re guessing she wasn’t a straight Becky, but still — clearly she had no business living that thuglife if everybody is all surprised she was mixed up in this isht. SMH. R.I.P. Claudia Source MySpace/Facebook

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Magic Mike? Boozin’ Bachelorettes Mistake Police For Male Strippers At Humpty Doo Tavern

Drop the doughnut and get nekkid ! A group of Australian women celebrating a bachelorette party mistook three police officers for male strippers when they stopped into the Humpty Doo Tavern in Darwin on Thursday, ABC News in Australiareports. “There were various shouts about how the strippers had arrived,” police commander Louise Jorgenson told ABC News.”[The ladies] nearly had [the officers’] shirts torn off, but [the police] managed to escape with their dignity intact.” The bride, Wendy Haddon, told ABC News that the officers “went along with it very well,” even taking photos with the women by their patrol cars. Here is a helpful hint girls. If they are wearing a Kevlar vest under their shirt then they probably are real cops. (Also check for donuts.) Source

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