Women across America continue to wear “Spanx” and “Spanx”-like undergarments despite the fact that “Spanx” are clearly evil , most especially for the women wearing them, and whoever may be around when it’s time for them to shed their “Spanx.” Disregarding the warnings of everyone from male fashion designers to male bloggers , a certain portion of American women every day force themselves into “Spanx,” only to be faced with embarrassing situations like needing to pee, or wanting to get naked, and then having no choice but to duck into some nearby restroom like Clark Kent for the purpose not of donning a superhero outfit and rescuing helpless civilians from criminal forces, but for the purpose of unburdening themselves of the tight-fitting “Spanx” unobserved by anyone who might consider such a display to be awkward or, indeed, unattractive. Furthermore, thanks to the vagaries of our capitalist system, various competitors who have observed the popularity of “Spanx” undergarments are now creating their own variation of the “Spanx” formul a, namely, spandex tubes into which women are expected to climb, in order to appear very tightly constrained throughout the midsection, in what could be termed an outright deception , not to mention an unhealthy constriction of one’s bodily vital fluids’ ability to flow freely betwixt and between whichever organs our subconscious brain deems necessary and appropriate, based on its millenia of evolution. We do not need “Spanx” in snakeskin prints.
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Spanx: Still Lurking Out There
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