Speculation has swirled for a while now about whether or not Fox and Ridley Scott would pursue a PG-13 rating for its blockbuster hopeful Prometheus , which, if previews and disgusting animated GIFs are any indication, has plenty of raw sci-fi terrors to back up an R. But one fan who locked up an advance ticket to the film might have unintentionally solved the ratings puzzle. Collider passes along the accompanying photo, which an IMDB user apparently nabbed in advance over the weekend and passed along with the giddy declaration: “AS PROMISED!! CHECK THE LINK ABOVE, PROMETHEUS IS RATED R!!!!” ZOMG, etc. Sorry, kids! May I suggest Bully ? [ IMDB via Collider ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The Avengers probably wouldn’t ever find itself compared to The Cabin in the Woods if the two films hadn’t been released within weeks of each other. As it is, moviegoers have had a virtual feast of familiar tics laid before us by writer-director-geek hero Joss Whedon. My Whedon fatigue is well-documented , so I was pleasantly surprised to find some of his schtick to be the best part of The Avengers . It’s not a straight-up assessment of quality — I liked The Cabin in the Woods better overall than The Avengers – but some of Whedon’s usual crutches worked better under the restrictions of the big-budget blockbuster than they did in the small, indie, meta-horror film, where he could let his id run wild. On the Whedonism scale of distracting to effective, here are four familiar tropes that worked well in The Avengers . [Spoilers ahead, and we’ll all have to agree to disagree on Firefly .] 1. The ragtag group of heroes. This was completely out of Whedon’s control, but completely in his wheelhouse. Buffy, Angel, Firefly and Dollhouse were all ensemble dramas, making Whedon probably the best possible director to take on this studio-mandated supergroup of superheroes. By now he knows how to juggle characters and storylines – and when to let some drop. (Even though I’m not one of the Firefly faithful, I really enjoyed Serenity precisely because of the restrictions it placed on Whedon; he had to wrap up the Firefly series and still tell a coherent, independent story in under two hours, which forced him to strip away a lot of what I found to be self-indulgent or poorly thought-out on the television show.) The Avengers doesn’t try to give equal time to each of the heroes; it might as well be called Iron Man 2.5 . Thor is there to swing his hammer and drop off the villain from his movie, Hawkeye gets brainwashed before we even know him, and Captain America fades into Tony Stark’s straight man. And you know what? Those are good things. The movie’s already over two hours, I don’t really need subplots for most of the dudes who are lining up their own sequels. And by choosing a few of the Avengers to focus on, Whedon made me more invested in what happened to Stark and Black Widow and the Hulk during the course of the movie. 2. The poignant death of the supporting characters. From Tara and Joyce Summers to Wesley and Wash, Whedon’s pretty ruthless about killing off the nice, sweet supporting characters. Poor Agent Coulson never had a chance. Yes, the guy has had a target on his back since his first appearance in Iron Man turned him into a multi-movie flunky, but his actual death in The Avengers was probably the movie’s biggest surprise. Whedon played it very effectively – it was a rare moment of emotion amid the sky-monsters and damaged buildings and Tom Hiddleston’s distracting horned helmet, and I believed in Coulson’s death much more than the movie ever made me believe that Iron Man would actually have to sacrifice himself to save Manhattan. 3. Topping the platonic ideal of the action-movie quip. From Buffy on, Whedon has perfected the sly, self-referential one-liner tossed amid the carnage and choreographed fight scenes. Which is great, if increasingly unremarkable now that most action movies star snarky, Han Solo-wannabes who never let a fight to the death get in the way of their quips. As always, Tony Stark is more than happy to oblige in The Avengers , and gets off some particularly memorable meta-comments about Thor’s “Shakespeare in the Park” superhero garb. But Whedon’s humor worked for me a little bit more here than it did in Cabin in the Woods – it was less distracting, or maybe just more welcome in the face of the tedious Blockbuster Special Effects. I especially liked the visual humor he wrung out of the Hulk, who responds to victory by punching Thor and meets Loki’s threats by banging him around like a piece of pizza dough. A few days after seeing The Avengers , I don’t remember a lot of the dialogue, but I do remember those images. 4. Women who sometimes get to do things. I was not very impressed with the women of Cabin in the Woods , but The Avengers was definitely a step back towards Buffy and Zoe and the other women Whedon allows to be more than onlookers and love interests. True, The Avengers won’t pass the Bechdel test , and poor Cobie Smulders might as well have been wearing an “Exposition Girl” nametag. But Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pepper Potts makes a big impression in a few minutes of screen time, and I was pleasantly surprised at how much Scarlett Johannson’s Black Widow gets to do, especially considering her rather dismal introduction in Iron Man 2 . She gets an action scene or two, she’s shown using her diplomacy and wits to recruit the Hulk and figure out the villain’s plan, and while her loyalty to Hawkeye helps develop her character, she’s not reduced to the anxious girlfriend – in fact, her conversation with Loki cleverly subverts that trope. According to Adam Rogers’ great Whedon profile in Wired , Marvel actually considered dropping Black Widow from the film at one point; Whedon not only fought for her to stay so that the superheroes’ base didn’t turn into a “gay cruise,” he made her into one of his three main protagonists. Which is appreciated by all of us girls who don’t need to ask our boyfriends when The Avengers comes out. Maria Aspan is a writer living in New York whose work has appeared in The New York Times, Reuters and American Banker. She Tweets and Tumbls .
Aussie actress Anna Hutchison has never been shy- she appeared in some awesomely extended nude scenes on the Australian TV series Underbelly before her big topless break in The Cabin in the Woods (2012). And now Anna will be drawing upon that nude experience even more as she joins the cast of the skin-filled Starz series Spartacus . Find out more after the jump!
The ex-Beatle revealed two new music videos over the weekend at his daughter Stella’s West Hollywood fashion outpost, directed by none other than McCartney himself. Apparently it was easy! Read on for his working methods and the results. Per VF.com’s Julie Miller, who caught up with McCartney at the event: “I wasn’t sure that I wanted to do the big, million dollar music video thing,” McCartney explained about his hesitation to film a big-budget production. ”Stella suggested that I do something really simple. ‘You know Natalie,’ she said. ‘Ring Natalie up and just ask her if she will sign to your song.’ “I would talk to Natalie and Johnny before filming and we would just have a normal conversation. Then we would turn the camera on and there was just a complete transformation. It wasn’t surprising, because, you know, that they are both that good, but to see it happen in front of you is pretty remarkable. It was like seeing two different people completely—it was like they morphed into screen gods right in front of me.” Also: Depp does his own guitar stunts here, for the record: “The boy is good,” McCartney explained. Now you know. [ VF.com ]
Weekend box-office sluggishness got you down? Oh. Well, either way, fortune tellers around Hollywood are saying the recent Avengers buzz has further heated up an already scorching prospect: Some tracking reports have Joss Whedon’s Marvel-hero mash-up sailing beyond The Dark Knight ‘s $158 million three-day mark from 2008, though Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 ‘s all-time record of $169 million seems safe, 3-D and all. Stay tuned to Movieline for more box-office previews and projections — especially your own — as The Avenegers ‘ May 4 release date draws near. [ THR ]
Weekend box-office sluggishness got you down? Oh. Well, either way, fortune tellers around Hollywood are saying the recent Avengers buzz has further heated up an already scorching prospect: Some tracking reports have Joss Whedon’s Marvel-hero mash-up sailing beyond The Dark Knight ‘s $158 million three-day mark from 2008, though Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 ‘s all-time record of $169 million seems safe, 3-D and all. Stay tuned to Movieline for more box-office previews and projections — especially your own — as The Avenegers ‘ May 4 release date draws near. [ THR ]
Thanks to all who played along in our epic Cabin in the Woods poetry contest! After careful deliberation over your many incisive and witty horror-themed submissions , Movieline’s editors have selected the five best haikus of the bunch; read the winning selections — all of which, yes, will receive that coveted Cabin in the Woods expanding bong — after the jump. Cabin in the Woods spoilers follow, so beware! Movieline pored over submissions from the comments section, on Facebook, and on Twitter, and selected one grand prize winner and four runners up to honor for their supreme sacrifices tributes to the horror haiku gods. The Grand Prize Winner, who will be receiving a prize pack including a Cabin in the Woods t-shirt, visualization “movie tie-in” book, the novelization, a signed poster, AND the official Cabin in the Woods bong, is… Andrew Myers ! Here’s Andrew’s winning submission — a clever takeaway from Cabin in the Woods and really, a lesson to us all. Ancient wisdom says: Go check out the basement, but Don’t read the Latin. Congrats also go to our four runners-up, who will be receiving t-shirt, a poster, and the Cabin in the Woods bong: Dan Kahan : On the prowl for love Faceless ballerina girl Danced into my heart Antonio : Ultimate horror Is not zombies or clowns, but Sigourney Weaver Jered : Werewolves stalk Big Ben One of them does not belong From across the pond Shane : Five teens in the woods. Sex? Drugs? Sure. But don’t forget Killer unicorns. Give all of our winners a high-five for their haikus. Put those prizes to good use, friends.
Thanks to all who played along in our epic Cabin in the Woods poetry contest! After careful deliberation over your many incisive and witty horror-themed submissions , Movieline’s editors have selected the five best haikus of the bunch; read the winning selections — all of which, yes, will receive that coveted Cabin in the Woods expanding bong — after the jump. Cabin in the Woods spoilers follow, so beware! Movieline pored over submissions from the comments section, on Facebook, and on Twitter, and selected one grand prize winner and four runners up to honor for their supreme sacrifices tributes to the horror haiku gods. The Grand Prize Winner, who will be receiving a prize pack including a Cabin in the Woods t-shirt, visualization “movie tie-in” book, the novelization, a signed poster, AND the official Cabin in the Woods bong, is… Andrew Myers ! Here’s Andrew’s winning submission — a clever takeaway from Cabin in the Woods and really, a lesson to us all. Ancient wisdom says: Go check out the basement, but Don’t read the Latin. Congrats also go to our four runners-up, who will be receiving t-shirt, a poster, and the Cabin in the Woods bong: Dan Kahan : On the prowl for love Faceless ballerina girl Danced into my heart Antonio : Ultimate horror Is not zombies or clowns, but Sigourney Weaver Jered : Werewolves stalk Big Ben One of them does not belong From across the pond Shane : Five teens in the woods. Sex? Drugs? Sure. But don’t forget Killer unicorns. Give all of our winners a high-five for their haikus. Put those prizes to good use, friends.
Critics are mostly positive about Joss Whedon’s horror-movie send-up. By Kevin P. Sullivan Fran Kranz, Chris Hemsworth and Anna Hutchison in “Cabin in the Woods” Photo: Lionsgate The critics have (kinda) spoken about the latest from Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard, “The Cabin in the Woods.” The mysteries of “Cabin” have been some of the most closely guarded secrets at the movies in recent years. If you’re seeking out reviews of the buzzed-about horror flick, do so with caution. Not everyone is equally keen to keep their reviews spoiler-free. The critics are largely positive, overall. There is some concern that the film, a send-up of the horror genre, isn’t as scary as the movies it’s commenting on. Here is our spoiler-free roundup of reviews of “The Cabin in the Woods.” The Spoilers “Stop reading this review right now. Go see ‘The Cabin in the Woods,’ then come back and we can have a conversation about it. Just trust me on this. The less you know going into it, the better.” — Christy Lemire, The Associated Press The Story “Five college friends pile into a camper for a frolicsome vacation. There’s the alpha male hunk (Chris Hemsworth), his va-voom girlfriend (Anna Hutchison), the stoner and Shaggy of the group (Fran Kranz), the shy but charismatic brain (Jesse Williams) and the sympathetic, smart and not incidentally pretty hot protagonist (Kristen Connolly). Early on, we’re shown that they’re being watched very closely, and perhaps controlled, by a massive control room. Their primary handlers are played by Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford.” — Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune The Whedon-verse “Some dialogue will remind audiences of the sassy sarcasm tossed off in the face of monstrous creatures in Whedon’s cult TV series ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer,’ episodes of which Goddard also co-wrote.” — Claudia Puig, USA Today The Scares “With compulsive effort that is meant to feel like giddy abandon, they have tried to make a horror movie that is frightening, original and knowing, all at the same time. Two out of three is not bad, given the difficulty of the task. A wink can sometimes undermine a scare. Novelty and genre traditionalism often fight to a draw. Too much overt cleverness has a way of spoiling dumb, reliable thrills.” — A.O. Scott, New York Times The Final Word “If ‘Scream’ was a meta-hack-’em-up, ‘Cabin’ takes five giant steps back to reveal a wider canvas, gleefully jumbling together every kind of modern horror picture, paranoid-conspiracy thrillers, ‘Matrix’-style sci-fi, and a dollop of H. P. Lovecraft. Is it scary? Not especially. But there are enough gory surprises around every bend to keep you laughing/screaming/cringing.” — David Edelstein, New York Check out everything we’ve got on “The Cabin in the Woods.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos Talk Nerdy MTV Rough Cut: ‘The Cabin In The Woods’