Is your morning off to a rough start? Allow The Hollywood Gossip to help. Thanks to the World Wide Web, we have access to some seriously adorable videos for our new feature, as The Daily Cute will take readers inside the world of… .. puppies with really heavy heads! … baby otters in a bathtub! … ostriches making like ballerinas! … a lemur eating. … and a seal handing out hugs. And that’s just in this debut edition. Watch now and prepare to be majorly AWWWW-inspired. The Daily Cute: Dancing Ostriches, Baby Seals & More!
Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind… The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to… All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…
Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki are getting married! The golfer popped the question to the tennis star on New Year’s Eve and she said yes. Quite the ring she got out of the deal, too … “Happy New Year everyone!” the two-time major champion Tweeted. “I have a feeling it’s going to be a great year!! My first victory of 2014 #shesaidyes!! So much for the duo being on the rocks . Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy, collectively one of sports’ higher-profile couples, have endured a lot of scrutiny since they first got together. Unquestionably one of the best golfers in the world and with the expectations that go with that, Northern Ireland native Rory, 24, had a down year in 2013. Many associated this with his relationship with Caroline, 23, the pride of Denmark who once ranked number one in the world in tennis for 67 straight weeks. Some analysts not only blamed the romance for Rory’s slump after an astounding 2012, but implied that he can’t play his best and be with a high-profile athlete. The next big-time victory will silence all of that talk from the bored media, of course, but said victory has yet to materialize for either half of Wozzilroy. Neither enjoyed the level of athletic success last season that was on par with their previous performances, but they sure were cute and happy. Congratulations to the adorable couple on their engagement and we wish them both the best of luck in their respective sports as 2014 gets underway …
The homies over at VENICE CHIC remind us that it is never too late too learn how to decorate a Christmas tree… This not really what I remember my grandma looking like when she decorated the tree…which is a good thing.. This video Features some babe named Jennifer Irene Gonzalez, who I am going to assume is not Asian…
Some topless girl with “I AM GOD” written on her chest raided a Catholic church on Christmas Eve, the most Holiest day of the year, in Germany….because I assume she was either raped when she was a little boy by a priest, or more likely seriously misguided, attention seeking, trying to be punk rock, while really just being an asshole…let people practice their religion however they want…whether the whole holiday is so anti Christian and anti religious through it’s commercialization or not… I don’t know what she’s protesting, but watching them drag her out of the church was fun…would rather this end in a porn scene exorcism…but I guess you can’t get killed for this kind of behavior anymore…too bad.
Vida Guerra reminds us that she’s still around and ready to attack the world with her ghetto booty everyone loves…through the best Christmas card in the history of Christmas cards…because even if you’re not into big asses…you will be able to appreciate this…wishing it was being unwrapped and spread under your Christmas tree..even if you’re Jewish…
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