” James Cameron is who James Cameron is because James Cameron does what James Cameron does.” At least I think that’s what James Cameron’s doppelganger said on Wednesday night’s new episode of South Park after diving into the depths to “raise the bar” and save the world from Honey Boo Boo and fat people who terrorize the world on motorized scooters. While President Obama debated Mitt Romney on the networks, Michelle Obama made a cameo appearance in a wonderfully meta episode of the Comedy Central series in which the Avatar , Titanic and Terminator director — who last spring dived to the bottom of the deepest place on earth, the Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean — took it upon himself to save the world from the cultural nadir established by Honey Boo Boo (whose consumption of “sketti and butter” and other craptastic food necessitates her being fitted with a pig’s heart in the episode). For those who listen to NPR and still read the New York Times , Honey Boo Boo is the nickname of ultra-zaftig child beauty pageant oddity Alana Thompson, who has her own show on TLC, which, believe it or not, stands for The Learning Channel. As South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone indicated in Wednesday night’s episode, Honey Boo Boo’s emergence in the culture has lowered the bar even farther than President Bill Clinton’s oral sexcapades with Monica Lewinsky. The good news is that after Cameron saves the dignity of our culture, he instructs the crew of Team Cameron to “Set a course for the set of Avatar 2!” Now that’s what we call N’avi-gation ! (Ba-dum-bump!) Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
If you can’t get enough photos of Johnny Depp with a dead bird on his head, well, saunter over here and take a gander. On Tuesday, Disney released a new batch of stills and the teaser poster to Pirates of the Caribbean pardners, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski’s take on The Lone Ranger . Depp plays the masked lawman’s oddly attired Native American sidekick Tonto, and, according to Disney, “recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid”( Armie Hammer ) into the Lone Ranger.” Disney plans to release the movie on July 3, 2013. The Lone Ranger cast also includes Helena Bonham Carter, William Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson and Barry Pepper. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
The good news: Jay Chandrasekhar , founding member of Broken Lizard and frequent helmer of the comedy troupe’s major motion picture outings, including Super Troopers , Beerfest , and the not-technically-Broken Lizard The Babymakers , has landed his biggest studio gig to date! The less exciting news: It’s Yogi Bear 2 . Well now, let’s give this a chance. Deadline reports Chandrasekhar’s hire: “The sequel is being produced by Donald Deline and Karen Rosenfelt. The Eric Brevig-directed 2010 film grossed just over $200 million worldwide.” Remember, it’s a hit property! A good move for Chandrasekhar, in theory. Maybe he can work a little blue comedy into the PG (for “mild rude humor”) franchise. I know every Broken Lizard fan out there would love nothing more than for the guys to keep making Broken Lizard movies, and maybe someday get around to doing Super Troopers 2 , already. But these dudes are indie artists at their core, and sometimes you’ve got to do a Dukes of Hazzard or a Yogi Bear 2 to keep the machine going. (And admittedly, Yogi Bear was more harmless than offensively dumb as these kiddie pics go.) Consider Yogi Bear 2 : Jay Chandrasekhar as Night at the Museum : Tom Lennon and Ben Garant and let’s just keep our fingers crossed that Kevin Heffernan gets a cameo as a goofy Jellystone Park ranger tangling with Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake’s voices, which ought to be enough to keep the BL flame going. [via Deadline ]
It had its big debut in Cannes in May and its U.S. release at the end of August. Now John Hillcoat ‘s Lawless is headed to Blu-ray and DVD. Based on Matt Bondurant’s novel The Wettest County in the World , the film stars Shia LaBeouf ( Disturbia ), Tom Hardy ( The Dark Knight Rises ), Academy Award-nominee Gary Oldman ( Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy ), Mia Wasikowska ( Alice in Wonderland ), Academy Award-nominee Jessica Chastain ( The Help ) and Emmy winner Guy Pearce ( The King’s Speech ). The Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD will include special features. Hitting retail on November 27th, special features include an audio commentary from director John Hillcoat and author Matt Dondurant. It will also have two featurettes: The True Story of the Wettest County in the World and Franklin County, VA: Then and Now . Willie Nelson’s Midnight Run music video is also a part of the nifty additions. Commenting on the film in Cannes last May, John Hillcoat noted : “There are a lot of parallels to today with the economic crisis, today’s Mexican cartels, heroin in New York, crack and cocaine in the ’80s and the war on drugs. All this feeds back to Prohibition in the ’30s.” Lawless opened with just over $10 million in its opening weekend theatrical release in late August, and has taken in over $36.27 million through last weekend. Official logline : They were brothers who became outlaws, and outlaws who became heroes…The three Bondurant boys (Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke), along with their sultry new hire (Jessica Chastain), command the most lucrative bootlegging operation in Franklin County, Virginia. The locals consider them “indestructible.” But the law – in the form of a corrupt special deputy (Guy Pearce) – wants a cut of their action, at any cost. When youngest brother Jack (LaBeouf) gets a taste of power with a deadly gangster (Gary Oldman), the whole business blows sky high. Based on the astonishing true story, the Bondurant brotherhood is the stuff of legend.
Yeah, we know, naked pictures of Agyness Deyn are nothing new. After all, you don’t get the title of “the next Kate Moss ” without baring your bee stings from time to time. And like Kate did in Inferno (1992), Agyness is dipping her long, beautiful toe into the world of acting as well as modeling. After appearing as the goddess Aphrodite in Clash of the Titans (2010) and in a handful of short films, Agyness has taken on a meaty new role in Pusher (2012). Pusher has already spawned two sequels and a 2010 Hindi-language remake, and now Spanish director Luis Preto takes the reins for this English-language version of Nicholas Winding Refn ‘s tale of an especially bad week in the life of the world’s unluckiest drug dealer. But where the original Pusher was raw and relentless, Preto’s remake is drenched in slick neon cinematography and ’80s synth music, much like Refn’s more recent (and wildly different) movie Drive (2011). Agyness co-stars as Flo, the junkie hooker girlfriend of increasingly desperate “pusher” Milo ( Zlatko Buric ). And skin fans will be pleased to learn that 47 minutes in, she strips down to take a bath, baring T&A in the process. But no bush-er…not this time, anyway. Pusher (2012) hits select theaters October 12 , but you can see it now on iTunes !
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Please O…none of us want another Perry Produced/Written sitcom. Is it just us or is this a bad move for her and the OWN Network? We’ve got to hand it to Oprah…her network was falling so far in ratings many of us were wondering if OWN would still be on air right now. But with shows like Super Soul Sunday, Oprah’s Lifeclass, Iyanla, Fix My Life, and her Next Chapter interviews, the network was has bounced back and reported numbers in the double-digits this past quarter. So what’s her next step? She’s bringing scripted programming to the network and she’s turned to Tyler Perry…(kill us now). OWN sent out a press release recently and they’ve confirmed that the network has entered into a partnership with Perry, who is set to produce ‘scripted’ material for the channel: Los Angeles, CA – OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network announced today an exclusive partnership with Tyler Perry, the award winning actor, director, screenwriter, playwright and producer, to become his singular destination for all new television series and projects, including two new scripted series for the network to premiere in mid 2013. These will be the first original scripted series for OWN and Perry will executive produce, write and direct both series. The announcement comes as OWN’s momentum and ability to draw new viewers continues to grow. The network closed its third consecutive quarter of year-over-year, double-digit ratings gains across primetime and total day in the key women 25-54 demo (+63% and +70% respectively) and saw triple-digit ratings growth in September. Perry’s popular television series “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” “Meet The Browns” and “For Better Or Worse” have been massive hits with record-breaking ratings. Perry had his first foray into television in 2007 with the hit series “House of Payne,” which premiered as cable’s biggest comedy debut ever. The series remained basic cable’s top-rated sitcom only until the premiere of Perry’s second series “Meet The Browns.” “I have been looking forward to the day when we would be in the position to enter the world of scripted television. That day has come,” said Oprah Winfrey, CEO, OWN. “We are all energized by the opportunity to collaborate with Tyler who has a proven track record for producing highly successful cable series. He has an incredible ability to illuminate life stories and characters in his unique voice and inspires and encourages people all over the world.” “It’s a dream realized to partner with Oprah and bring scripted programming to OWN,” stated Perry. “She has accomplished so much with the network and I’m excited to work with her to be a part of its continued growth.” “Bringing Tyler Perry exclusively to OWN is a major coup. Today’s announcement demonstrates the power of the Oprah brand to attract some of the biggest names in television and film to OWN,” said David Zaslav, president and CEO of Discovery Communications. “OWN’s growth over the past nine months has been nothing short of phenomenal and, with the continued support of our advertising and affiliate Partners, this bold move into scripted entertainment positions OWN to continue that momentum going forward.” What do you think about this collab? Is Oprah trying to reach out to the black community via Perry? And will he step outside of the box and not give us show(s) like House of Payne, Meet the Browns, and For Better or Worse? Images via WENN
And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her… I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes…. I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.
Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….
Hey guys so today we got quzairi over in my video and It was a rather fun time doing this video. With the help of several of our friends, Faiz (bobby) , Muhsin and also zicky, this video was made possible!. So i hope you guys will enjoy this one just like how we enjoyed doing it Cheers! Lyrics We’re under pressure Seven billion people in the world trying to fit in Keep it together Smile on your face even though your heart is frowning But, hey now, you know girl We both know it’s a cruel world But, I will take my chances [Hook] As long as you love me We could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke As long as you love me I’ll be your platinum, I’ll be your silver, I’ll be your gold (As long as you love me) [Verse 2: Justin Bieber] I’ll be your soldier Fighting every second of the day for your dreams, girl I’ll be your Hova You can be my Destiny’s Child on the scene, girl So don’t stress, and don’t cry We don’t need no wings to fly Just take, my hand [Hook] [Verse 3: Big Sean] I don’t know if this makes sense but, you’re my hallelujah Give me a time and place, I’ll rendezvous it I’ll fly you to it, I’ll beat you there Girl, you know I got you Us, trust, a couple things I can’t spell without U Now we on top of the world, cause that’s just how we do Used to tell me sky’s the limit, now the sky’s our point of view Man, we stepping out like woa (Oh God!), cameras point and shoot Ask me ‘what’s my best side?’, I stand back and point at you You the one that I … http://www.youtube.com/v/XuGD6_bUM64?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata The rest is here: As Long As You Love Me – Justin Bieber ( Runawaykim Feat Qzaiiazq ) Cover
