Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift… Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift… Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow. Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her… She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home… Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her.. Here she is in video: The post Lindsay Lohan is EVERYTHING and MORE….or at least Eating Everying and MORE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez celebrated her birthday yesterday. She turned 48, though you absolutely wouldn’t know it from looking at her. Her boyfriend, Alexander Rodriguez, took to Instagram to post a beautiful and affectionate tribute to her in honor of her birthday. But that wasn’t all. We now have some new hot, revealing J Lo photos , because the world can never have enough. Her birthday outfit was just shy of being her birthday suit . She. Looks. Amazing . You might be thinking that it’s “easy” to look gorgeous when your outfit is as revealing as this one. And, to be sure, this outfit looks like she’d spend her evening constantly perched on the verge of a major nip-slip. (Though we’re sure that she’s using some double-sided tape) But the fact that it’s so revealing is part of what makes it so impressive. Because not everybody can pull off an outfit like that when they’re 20, let alone 48 . Wearing it is a power move, but Jennifer Lopez has the body — and abs — to pull it off. Wearing it out to celebrate is even more of a power move, honestly, because plenty of people would worry that establishments would turn them away if they show up wearing … almost nothing. That can’t be a major worry for J Lo. (A friend of mine once had to nervously remind her that children weren’t allowed in a particular part of the hotel, but it’s hard to picture her being asked to change clothes for the sake of some restaurant) Remember J Lo’s infamous dress from … nearly 20 years ago? To think that, at the time, people looked and wondered how she kept it up. (Definitely with double-sided tape, folks — that’s always the answer) This outfit puts that dress to shame. Alex Rodriguez posted a birthday tribute to the singer on his own Instagram page. “Wishing a happy birthday to this amazing human being who lights up my world every day. Te amo muneca!!” That is so sweet. Of course, we already knew that these two were crazy about each other — almost obnoxiously so (remember their baecation ?). But that doesn’t make birthday messages any less precious. For those of you who took Spanish too long ago to remember (or took a different language and really don’t know), that last bit of A-Rod’s message means: “I love you, doll.” Cute, right? He also included “#Leo,” because goofy astrology stuff isn’t just for your Twitter mutuals. Celebrities do it, too. Seriously, though, look at her again. That outfit is almost unrealistic in its excellence. Like the kind of thing that a video game designer would (deservedly) get hell for after making it the default outfit of a female character. By J Lo rocks it in real life like that’s what everybody wears. Amazing. For what it’s worth, A-Rod looks pretty great in his cobalt suit. Just, you know, all eyes are understandably on Jennifer Lopez. Sometimes it’s easy to give Jennifer Lopez a hard time, but her birthday week’s a good time to remember that we really do believe that she’s a good person. In fact, recently her post about her sister’s child, Brendan, gained positive notice because J Lo respected her nibling’s they/them pronouns. You’d think that respecting a person’s basic pronouns, gender, and identity would be the bare minimum of what you’d expect even between strangers, let alone between family and loved ones. In today’s toxic political climate, that isn’t always the case. And sometimes celebrities have nasty surprises for you — Drake Bell, back when Caitlyn Jenner came out as trans, revealed himself to be a huge transphobe and tried to “honor” her athletic accomplishments. Never have I clicked “unfollow” so quickly. (Hate Caitlyn all that you like, but not because she’s trans, and don’t misgender her or use her deadname) Clearly, J Lo is a good and loving aunt in a world that needs more like her. And she must make one hell of a girlfriend, because A-Rod is glued to her side. It looks like she’s crazy about him, too. Even though she’s reluctant to make him her fourth ex-husband . We get that.
Begin typing… You know what’s better than a nude Emily Ratajkowski? Nothing. Not one damn thing. I can’t think of anything better in this world than seeing Emily Ratajkowski’s nude body. … read more
Rat Cow is out there making a lot of moves in the media crying about her tits being so big that people don’t want to work with her. Stop big tit shaming. Poor victim being being alienated or oppressed because of her tits…bullshit… She wants to say tits as much as she can because it is the only reason she matters…it’s her way of doing reminders…over and over and over…..TITS TITS TITS TITS.. Take any angle you can, the world is fucking retarded and buy into any and all nonsense because they are retards… The post Rat Cow See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s nice to see Ronja Furrer’s tits… She’s the kind of FURRER the world needs more of…. I just wish her name was more a nickname she got because of her pubic hair, as a fan of pubic hair, that means a lot more to me and the world as a whole, than a whore showing the world her tits…. But they are still tits… I have no idea who RONJA FURRER is…but she exists.. The post Ronja Furrer is Some Model With Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You didn’t think Beyonce would be able to simply debut her twins without any controversy, did you? You didn’t think the Queen of All Everything would be permitted to simply stand and slay and introduce little Sir and Rumi to the world without morons online having their annoying say, did you? Come on. This is the Internet. On Friday morning, Beyonce finally debuted her babies , confirming the names above and also confirming that they were born on June 13. “Sir Carter and Rumi 1 month today,” the 35-year-old artist captured the snapshot, which instantly went viral and nearly caused the entire World Wide Web to come crashing down. The gorgeous picture features Beyonce standing in front of the ocean, along with a large number of flowers, while staring seriously into the camera and holding both newborns in her two arms. Her left leg is sticking out in its entirety and we can see her sleek stomach and her exposed upper chest. She looks amazing. According to E! News, the flowing, ruffled, full-length silk floral jacket on Beyonce’s body was designed by Palomo Spain designer Alejandro Gómez Palomo. The original ensemble was part of the company’s spring/summer 2017 collection – and it was actually first modeled by a man in the brand’s catalog. Beyonce reportedly asked for the piece to be transformed into a gown prior to announcing her pregnancy. And, according to some dumb people on the Internet, Beyonce Photoshopped this image . A few supposedly astute users have taken a very close look at the photograph above and claimed there’s something amiss with the corners. “Look at the shadows,” wrote a Twitter trolled named Slayride_87. “They don’t match up.” Another person with way too much time on his or her hands, meanwhile, claims it appears as if one of the babies has two left hands, joining the chorus of those who think Beyonce manufactured this picture. Why would Beyonce Photoshop this picture? For the record, we don’t believe she did so. But multiple sources have reported that the twins suffered a minor health problem shortly after they were born, likely due to Beyonce giving birth about a week or so prior to her due date. The little girl and little boy remained in the hospital for several days after entering the world. This new conspiracy theory wants everyone else to believe that there’s something wrong with the babies and Beyonce staged this photo to make it seem otherwise. She wants her fans to believe everything is fine and normal and healthy and beautiful. The critics circulating this chatter are probably the same ones who claimed Beyonce was faking her first pregnancy . We have no idea why so many fools out there question such obvious and special developments in Beyonce’s life, but the best guess is sheer jealousy. View Slideshow: Beyonce: See All Her Glorious Pregnancy Photos! Few superstars have as sterling a reputation as Beyonce and a few morons out there probably just want to bring her down a few pegs. Thankfully, they are in the minority. The twins photo featured here earned nearly nine million Likes in just 24 hours, making it on pace to become the most-Liked Instagram photo of all-time. Yes, ALL-TIME. This means Beyonce need not say a single word in order to shoot down the haters. The (REAL!) picture and the reaction it continues to garner online can speak for itself. Take that , trolls. Go back into hiding.
It’s been a half dozen years this week since Casey Anthony “shocked the world” when found not guilty of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Caylee back in June 2008. And she’s marked the anniversary of her acquittal by re-emerging for the first time to face a still-skeptical public…. read more
Who is Olesya Rulin? She’s some High School Musical and High School Musical 2 and High School Musical 3 Disney chick…none of us have ever heard of…I guess she played a girl in the back of the room or the “excited nerd” or something recurring but not critical to the plot of the genius that is the high school musical franchise…. What’s next for Olesya Rulin? Well, that bullshit is behind her, and she’s taking the right approach to carving her own identity in the world….through social media…for her fans….with pics like this….showing us just how diverse she is WHAT IS THE ONLY WORK SHE HAS DONE IN THE LAST 3 YEARS? Russian Meg Griffin…..in an episode of Family guy… AMazing.. The post Olesya Rulin is a High School Musical Girl in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Beyonce took to Instagram early Friday morning to give the world their first glimpse of the twins. She broke the internet with her stunning photo holding Sir Carter and Rumi in a gorgeous long grown draped over her shoulder. She gave birth to baby Rumi and Sir Carter a month ago. Check the photo below… […]
