Look, we all love our pets. Some folks out there just love their pets more than other folks out there. Or, to be more specific, some folks out there just have more specific and rigid guidelines for their pets than other folks out there. The aunt of Tommy Rivers is one of these people. In a hilarious string of Twitter posts, Rivers recently explained to followers exactly what his relative asked him to do while he took care of her beloved canine, Pepper, from how much the pooch should eat each day to the type of affection he's allowed to receive… 1. This is Pepper What a cutie, no? 2. All Aunts are “Too Much,” Right? Can you expound please, Tommy? 3. For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World Those eating demands aren’t so crazy. If anything, we feel like Pepper deserves more food. 4. No Carbs?!? Does Pepper need to lose weight? She looked fine to us. 5. Who is Sniffing Who in This Arrangement? Perhaps we don’t want to know. 6. Is She Okay?!? Where is the photo, Tommy?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow
Pink is not a man…..or she is but she has decided her pronoun is mom…and she’s shoving tits in her babies mouth for the world to see in what she may pretend is empowerment…even though breast feeding in public has never been a thing anywhere I’ve been…for as long as I can remember – women have breast fed in public….but these idiots are trying to find a cause to attach themselves and I’m all for it thanks to tits. The post Pink on the Breast Feed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Jill Duggar birth rumors have turned into a Jill Duggar birth reality. Which is to say the following, if you haven’t heard already: The TLC star has given birth to her second child! Following a few days of speculation of whether or not Duggar and husband Derick Dillard had welcomed baby number-two into the world, the famous couple has come out and confirmed the miraculous truth. “We are excited to finally announce the arrival of Samuel Scott Dillard,” Jill and Derick wrote on their website Saturday afternoon, adding in exciting detail: “The newest addition to our family arrived on Saturday, July 8, 2017 at 1:02pm. He weighs 9lb 10oz and is 22” long.” “After 40 of labor, he was delivered via C-section at the hospital. “Thank you for your continued prayers and support!” Forty hours. They do not come easy for Jill! This precious bundle of joy joins two-year old brother Israel, whose birth was also a marathon event, as part of the immediate Duggar-Dillard family. Jill and Derick have been married since 2014 in their native Arkansas and announced their second pregnancy this past December. They opened up about their second child (and first child) in a TLC video in January, excerpts of which went as follows, courtesy of Dillard: “Israel didn’t really understand what was happening, but he’s just excited because other people are excited, so he’s just excited about his new little baby brother.” As were his loving parents. Added Jill at the time: “We’re really excited about having another son.” “I know that Israel and this little one will be best friends. …Thank y’all for your well wishes. We’re so excited about this new blessing from God.” The birth of little Samuel comes just over one month since his mother spoiled his name for the world , telling the world in a blog post on June 7: “We are so excited to announce the name of Baby Dillard #2! Samuel Scott Dillard. We can’t wait to welcome him to the world and have him join our family very soon!” Yes, Samuel Scott. It’s not Spurgeon or Israel. But it is biblical. Israel David Dillard was born in April of 2015, while sister Jessa Duggar has kids named Spurgeon Elliot and Henry Wilberforce. The Duggars aren’t just known for having many kids, they are known for having many kids with unusual first or middle names. (No judgment here, it’s worth noting. We’re just stating some facts. Jim Bob and Michelle picked 19 straight names beginning with J!) “Children really are a wonderful blessing from God,” Jill previously told unofficial family PR firm People Magazine, adding: “Having Israel has been such a delight to us that we know a second sweet baby will only continue to add joy to our family.” “We are thankful to God for this sweet child,” the 26-year-old gushed, “and we cannot wait to see her or him face to face!” And we can’t meet to see the first photos of Samuel Scott. We’d expect them to hit the Internet any day now and we’ll be sure to share them on The Hollywood Gossip as soon as they go live. In the meantime, we hope Jill recovers quickly and settles into a normal routine again (hopefully in Arkansas for awhile). The Dillards have taken considerable flak for traveling to Central America for mission work while she’s been pregnant. Still, it hasn’t deterred them to this point, and Jill seemed remarkably sanguine about the lifestyle the second time around. “There’s a level of ease that comes with your second pregnancy,” Jill said of the prospect of going through this again. “Derick and I have been down this road together, so we’re comfortable. I’m just going to see how it goes, try to be healthy and prepare as much as I can.” Until we’re privy to pictures of the latest Duggar baby, we send our very best wishes to Jill, Derick and their entire family! We wish nothing but the best for their newborn son. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Photos: Then & Now!
As college gets pricier, and the world gets more and more sexually open, is it any wonder that we’re seeing a massive boom in the number of college chicks paying their bills by taking off their panties?… read more
She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit that probably doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that the media will make you think matters to distract you from real issues, and to keep you fucking dumb…… She’s in a bikini, not just in a bikini, she’s taking pics of herself in a bikini and uploading them to her social media to show off her bikini because she’s got a hot body amd it is a hot body…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever…. Making Michelle Monaghan some kind of freak…but not too freakish to shamelessly self promote her half nakedness.. The post Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rihanna absolutely deserves happiness, and she’s clearly getting it. We saw Rihanna making out with the unnecessarily handsome Hassan Jameel in those famous hot tub pics just last month. And now we know even more about this gorgeous couple’s new relationship — including that it’s not as new as the world assumed. Apparently, Rihanna and Hassan Jameel have been hooking up for months , according to Us Weekly . That goes back way before they were photographed necking in Ibiza. The two of them were then photographed again — wearing more clothes than they had been in the relative privacy of Rihanna’s villa — out getting coffee. Hassan Jameel, as you might recall, is a Saudi businessman. He’s deputy president and vice chairman of a family-owned company that owns the rights to sell Toyota cars in Saudi Arabia. Hassan may have a number of qualifiers in his position like “deputy” and “vice,” but he’s become something of the face of his family’s company. Probably not only because he’s handsome, but let’s not rule that out as a factor. He’s traveled the world to represent his family’s business interests, and that’s included meeting British royalty. While we don’t know Hassan Jameel’s personal net worth, his family’s said to be worth about $1.5 billion. That’s nothing to scoff at, even if you’re an intensely successful singer who’s worth hundreds of millions yourself. But we suspect that it isn’t Jameel’s money that drew Rihanna’s interest. And while the fact that Hassan is really, really, ridiculously good-looking can’t have hurt, we know that Rihanna could have any guy on the planet, so there’s more to this. But Rihanna’s past comments paint a pretty clear picture of what she wants in a man. We already knew, of course, that Rihanna doesn’t like casual sex . (To each their own) But our girl RiRi has some definite opinions about the qualities that she’s seeking in a man. And, for reasons that we can’t explain, Rihanna describes her ideal lover in terms of personality rather than physical traits. “I’m turned on by guys who are cultured.” That goes beyond a guy she can take to the J. Paul Getty art museum, folks. “They don’t have to have a single degree, but they should speak other languages or know things about other parts of the world or history or certain artists or musicians.” That’s a wide array. Note that she’s not requiring that every guy who wants to date her be a polymath of some sort. They just need to know something interesting. A skill or knowledge or experience. And while we’re sure that Rihanna would prefer guys with multiple talents to one-trick ponies, she’s not demanding that potential suitors have every skill or piece of knowledge. Rihanna understands that education never ends. “I like to be taught.” And no, that does not mean that Rihanna likes mansplaining. Basically, Rihanna likes a man whose mind is rich with thoughts, knowledge, and experiences . Hey, more cute-and-dumb types for everyone who prefers those, right? (Who would want to have to compete with Rihanna anyway?) We’re so, so glad that she’s having a good time. Rihanna brings joy to the world, whether it’s through incredible music or through captivating music videos about killing men. We’re not claiming that Hassan Jameel is going to be Rihanna’s happily ever after or that she’ll be his, of course. We don’t know if they’re dating -dating (hookups can go on for years without ever turning into dating) or if things will get even more serious than that. They don’t know what the future will hold and neither do we. But happiness doesn’t have to be permanent to have meaning. Now that the world knows about it, the rest of us get to vicariously enjoy their relationship as long as it lasts. View Slideshow: Rihanna Twerking: The Greatest Hits Collection
Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story… There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe… SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention. The post Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lesley Murphy won fans when competing in Season 17 of The Bachelor , vying for Sean Lowe’s heart way back in 2013. More recently, though, she made headlines for wisely getting a preventative double-mastectomy after finding out that her genetics put her at major risk of getting breast cancer. And now, after weeks of preparation, she’s gotten implants and she’s sharing her tale with the world. Her most recent photo shows her with her surgery happily behind her and she’s doing just fine. In this Fourth of July photo, Lesley jokes that she’s been “stuffing her bra since the ’90s.” Avoiding cancer before you ever get it is good. Having a great sense of humor about it is great . Just look at how cheerful she looks in this photo after receiving her breast implants: You may recall that Lesley discovered that she has the BRCA 2 gene, which puts her at major risk for breast cancer. A double-mastectomy is of course the best choice, but the fact that she’s sharing this with the world is so important. We’ve read of worst-case scenarios when women face this decision after a breast cancer diagnosis. One woman’s husband told her that he’d rather see her dead than without breasts. Another woman expected her husband to pick her up from her mastectomy and he never showed. When she eventually made her way home, she discovered that he had moved out while she was in the hospital. (The world is awful, sorry) So when Lesley Murphy shares her story, complete with photos, with the world, she’s working to reduce misunderstandings and to normalize the life-saving procedure for other women. It’s even better when she walks followers through every step of the way. That photo is of Lesley after her second post-op following the mastectomy surgery. Part of preparing to receive implants meant getting pumped with gradually increasing volumes of saline. She described the temporary expander implants as feeling like “boulders” as they brought her up from a flat chest to a C-cup. But now she’s past all of that and her implant surgery went well. “Happy with a 100% chance of swollen. Exchange surgery was a success and a huge difference from the double mastectomy surgery,” It sounds like her experience was, while not perfect, very much a best-case scenario. “After 3 hours I woke up and drank some ginger ale, saw my mom, discussed things with my sweet nurse and was wheeled out of my favorite hospital…where I felt like we hit every bump in the road on the way home. Ouuuuch.” Yeah, that sounds all kinds of agonizing. You don’t need to have ever had surgery or have boobs to understand that cars aren’t exactly the most comfortable place to be when you’re not feeling your best. Honestly, if we’d had any kind of major surgery so recently, you wouldn’t catch us posing for photos for the Fourth of July. You’d be lucky to catch us wearing anything more than a bathrobe. A C-cup is a lot of progress since Lesley Murphy’s post-mastectomy photo , right? Keep in mind, though, that if Lesley had wanted to keep her chest at that level, that would have been 100% fine. Not everyone who gets a mastectomy can afford to get implants afterwards. Not everyone who gets a mastectomy wants to get implants afterwards, for any of a whole host of reasons. But by sharing her story like this, Lesley may make it easier for an unknowable number of women to get life-saving procedures in the future. Boobs are awesome, but nobody should be dying to keep them. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Beat Cancer
Bella Hadid is a very important figure in pop culture…because she is living the dream she always had for herself, or that her mom always had for her, a dream that included being a top model traveling the world and thanks to instagram, her and her sister were able to shave their Palestinian beards and use their tall girl bodies thanks to stylists, face injections and possible breast implants, to be the most important girls in the history of vagina…there has never been and never will be someone so magical…at least that’s what these vapid narcissistic cunts probably think of themselves…despite lloking like some kind of muppet, girl thinks she’s hot, as everyone tells her she is all fucking day…. The post Bella Hadid is Very Important on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
