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Kesha is Alright at Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kesha may be the worst dumpy pile of talentless shit to ever get a record deal thanks to her homie Katy Perry sleeping her way into a record deal and bringing her bestie up with her….but she’s on a mission I can support…you know like it was the 60s and she was NASA trying to get to the moon or some other major event…when all of America would come together and unite over things…before the internet turned us all into self absorbed selfie taking cunts aggressively promoting ourselves on instagram for followers like we fucking matter…an activity that makes going to parties, weddings, pretty much anywhere fucking annoying, but that on the flip side brings a whole lot of slutty pics to me…so I can’t hate…I mean even the uglies, like Ke$ha in her school girl, porn inspired, lower titty and ass flash…with the right filter and at the right angle…crying for the same amount of attention….and I am into it…as much as I hate saying it…

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Xenia Deli for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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Xenia Deli for Max Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together…. Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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Selena Gomez Is Becoming A Sexy Grown-up

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s not quite as good as yesterday’s VMA pictures , but here’s Selena Gomez at the LA premiere of her new movie Getaway looking like a hot grown-up. You know, instead of the 15-year-old girl she always used to dress like. I’ve gotta assume two things are responsible for that: her breaking up with that tiny lesbian she used to date, and my constant encouragement to dress sexier. So go ahead and enjoy the results of all that hard work. I know I will. » view all 32 photos Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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Xenia Deli Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Xenia Deli ‘s latest swimsuit photoshoot, and I have to say, I’m a little confused. When you get the hottest woman on the planet to agree to let you take pictures of her in a swimsuit, why the hell would you make it a one-piece and not a bikini? Trust me, if the day ever comes where I’m lucky enough to get Xenia in front of a camera, I’m asking her to wear as little as possible. It’s just common sense. » view all 17 photos

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Andreea Diaconu for VS Pink of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples. The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.

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Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples. The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.

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Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina. This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.

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Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina. This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.

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Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

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