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Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

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Xenia Deli’s Meat for VS Pink of the Day

My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company. It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties…. It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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Jennifer Akerman Should Be More Famous

So here’s Malin Akerman ‘s sister Jennifer Akerman leaving some hotel in London, and after looking at these pictures, I think we may have made a huge mistake. Because we obviously made the wrong Akerman sister famous, right? I mean, I know Malin has a great body , but at least Jennifer doesn’t look like a hot Conan O’Brien and make me question my manhood. Just imagine all the money I could’ve saved on therapy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jennifer Akerman Should Be More Famous

Jennifer Akerman Should Be More Famous

So here’s Malin Akerman ‘s sister Jennifer Akerman leaving some hotel in London, and after looking at these pictures, I think we may have made a huge mistake. Because we obviously made the wrong Akerman sister famous, right? I mean, I know Malin has a great body , but at least Jennifer doesn’t look like a hot Conan O’Brien and make me question my manhood. Just imagine all the money I could’ve saved on therapy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Xenia Deli Just Keeps Getting Hotter

Last time we saw Xenia Deli in lingerie, I was ready to call the photoshoot her hottest of the year. But it’s a good thing I waited, because I’m pretty sure this one is even better. I don’t know how this girl does it, but if Xenia keeps topping herself with even more ridiculously hot lingerie photoshoots, one day my pants are just gonna spontaneously combust. I think I’m going to have to start leaving a fire extinguisher next to my computer just in case. » view all 19 photos

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Nikki Leigh Knows How To Dress

I almost didn’t recognize my Twitter girlfriend Nikki Leigh wearing clothes instead of a bikini or lingerie , but luckily she busted out some cleavage to help jog my memory. I’d recognize those things anywhere. In fact, if somebody wants to set me up with a cleavage lineup, we can put that theory to the test. Sure, I’ll probably fail, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still an awesome idea. Photos: WENN.com

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Xenia Deli Will Blow Your Mind

Attention everybody, we might as well call it early. Because here’s Xenia Deli in what’s got to be one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but does it really matter? When you get the hottest woman on the planet in a thong, it doesn’t really matter what you’re selling. Magazines, lingerie, bedsheets, black-and-white cameras, I don’t care, I’m already sold. » view all 13 photos

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Xenia Deli Has The Cutest Little Booty Ever!

Xenia Deli is one of my favorite models these days, and if for some insane reason, she’s not one of your favorites yet, just check out her latest Victoria’s Secret shoot. That booty is practically perfect. I say practically because obviously there’s always room for improvement. And more importantly, because I don’t want Xenia’s self-esteem to get too high or else I’ll never be able to convince her to become my future ex-wife. That part is already hard enough when her manager won’t put any of my calls through. What a dick. » view all 13 photos

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Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it. I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits. To SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Xenia Deli Belongs In Lingerie

Because Victoria’s Secret isn’t the only company that can deliver awesome photoshoots of world-class hotties in lingerie, here’s Xenia Deli posing for Bare Necessities. Now I know I’ve said this before, but as far as I’m concerned, Xenia is one of the hottest women on the planet. I’m gonna hold off going full out and naming her #1 though until I get to see her fully bare. I figure if I keep up all these nice compliments, it’s gotta happen eventually, right? » view all 55 photos

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