It’s 420 on Monday…it’s also Cannabis Cup this weekend in Denver, where Weed is Legal…so it only makes sense that a video would come out of a bunch of Porn Stars…or are they scientists, discussing what Marijuana does for them during sex…. I figure, since porn chicks are just nymphos who like to be watched getting fucked, and porn is mainstream and more and more college girls are getting into it, thanks to doing it for free in the frats for all those years…some of these girls may actually be scientists…but their analysis of why weed makes sex better….on this few days before 420 to prep you potheads for 420…because I know you’re all fucking pot heads…even though this is a drinking site…is worth watching…and passing around…the room…hoping no one in the room has herpes…because your mouth was just on it…if you know what I mean… If you don’t…you’re probably high. The post Pornstars Tell You Why Marijuana Makes Sex Better for 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a sister fetish…..one that creeps out every sister or I’ve ever spoken to, whether she is with her sister or not… Because I always tell them about how if sisters were raised properly by my standards, but not properly by societies standards..they’d be letting me watch themselves eat each other out…since according to DNA, you’re pretty much close enough for it be called masturbation… It never works…but there are sisters who fuck each other’s boyfriends…because it’s prime catty, competitive behavior…and I guess that’s the one thing you can hope for…unless you know girls who are raised by my standards…and not society’s standards… All this to say, Coco and her sister are clearly on another level of whore, fame whore, exclusive to one client, do whatever it takes to get noticed, to pay off the ass implants, to live the good life..and this yoga pose from the other day is just a magical, visual rendition of that… Stayin’ healthy the way I like it… The post Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a sister fetish…..one that creeps out every sister or I’ve ever spoken to, whether she is with her sister or not… Because I always tell them about how if sisters were raised properly by my standards, but not properly by societies standards..they’d be letting me watch themselves eat each other out…since according to DNA, you’re pretty much close enough for it be called masturbation… It never works…but there are sisters who fuck each other’s boyfriends…because it’s prime catty, competitive behavior…and I guess that’s the one thing you can hope for…unless you know girls who are raised by my standards…and not society’s standards… All this to say, Coco and her sister are clearly on another level of whore, fame whore, exclusive to one client, do whatever it takes to get noticed, to pay off the ass implants, to live the good life..and this yoga pose from the other day is just a magical, visual rendition of that… Stayin’ healthy the way I like it… The post Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage… People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting… Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love… She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar… So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs. All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst. The post Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever…. They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever… They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about… It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet… So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like.. The post Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s one of my favorite bikini hotties doing one of my favorite hottie pastimes: it’s Brazilian babe Ana Braga in the park doing bikini yoga. And I really don’t know why this trend hasn’t caught on more and there aren’t entire classes dedicated to this killer workout. Forget that hot yoga crap, this is clearly the hottest yoga. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I don’t know if Sharna Burgess is still on Dancing with the Stars or not, but either way, I’m glad to see her taking the next step on the hot nobody career ladder: doing bikini yoga in the park for the paps. The hula hoop is a nice touch, but if Sharna really wants to mix up her workout and make things more challenging for herself, I think she should add a blogger in next time. Now that would be a real challenge. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
The Duchess of Cambridge has made it known to close friends that she could be having a baby girl, but why is she so sure? Kate Middleton’s due date for her second royal baby is next month. According to an old wives tale, if a woman has a penchant for sweet things during a pregnancy, it could indicate a baby girl. “Prince William has always had a sweet tooth, but Kate has really had sweet cravings during this pregnancy,” a source told the Mail on Sunday. “She could barely keep anything down in the first months of her pregnancy but recently she just cannot get enough of naughty treats.” It appears that the royal couple are both splurging out on some royal delights. They were spotted at The Humble Pie bakery, in North Norfolk and reports have emerged that they spent a staggering £13.30 on two cakes. “Kate has popped into the store on her own and with William,” reports a local. “She loves the cakes and says they are delicious.” The cakes in question are baked by someone named Diane. As royal observers know well, Kate suffered acute molecule sickness again at the start of her pregnancy, but has been healthy and active of late. What do you think? Could this old wives tale about the royal baby’s gender ring true, or is it all speculation and nothing more? Kate Middleton: Her 29 Best Looks 1. Kate Middleton in Jenny Packham View Photo Kate Middleton looking stunning as ever. The Duchess worked the red carpet at the BOA Olympic Concert dress in an emerald Jenny Packham pleated gown. 2. Kate in White and Black View Photo Kate Middleton looking absolutely stunning in a white and black dress by Jaeger in June 2014. 3. Kate and William View Photo Prince William is seen here with gorgeous wife Kate Middleton. The couple is looking very happy! 4. Kate Middleton Engagement Dress View Photo What a beautiful dress Kate Middleton wore in her official engagement photo with Prince William. Not a surprise, given her sense of style and natural beauty. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kate Middleton Wedding Dress View Photo Wow. That’s all we can say about Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. She looks simply stunning. 6. Kate Middleton With Prince George View Photo Kate Middleton and son Prince George at his christening. What a cute mother-son combo. 7. Kate Middleton Post-Baby Dress View Photo Kate Middleton looking gorgeous in a dress by Jenny Packham after she gave birth to the royal baby. 8. William, Kate and George Picture View Photo William, Kate and George on one of their royal excursions. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. William, Kate View Photo What a gorgeous photo of Kate Middleton. Yeah, the guy she married is pretty handsome too. 10. Kate Middleton Red Carpet Photo View Photo Kate Middleton looking simply dazzling on the red carpet September 12, 2013. 11. Kate Middleton in a Green Dress View Photo Kate Middleton looking radiant in a green dress. Not that we are surprised in the least. 12. Kate Middleton Photo View Photo Kate Middleton is seen here during her trip to the United States. What a stunner. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kate Middleton in Blue View Photo Kate Middleton in a blue dress. Simply gorgeous. 14. Kate Middleton, Red Dress View Photo Kate Middleton looks stunning in a red dress during her recent trip to Canada. What a looker! 15. Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge View Photo Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, visits the Dulwich Picture Gallery in south London. 16. Kate Middleton in Green View Photo Kate Middleton looking positively lovely in green on St. Patrick’s Day 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Sporty Kate Middleton View Photo Kate Middleton looks cute as all getout playing field hockey. 18. Kate Middleton GIF View Photo Kate Middleton jumps in heels in this incredible GIF. We could watch it all day. 19. Kate Middleton in Alice Temperley View Photo Kate Middleton and Prince William at the premiere of War Horse. The Duchess wore Alice Temperley. And looked fabulous! 20. Kate Middleton and Prince William Pic View Photo Kate Middleton and Prince William do their best to keep their relationship quiet. But that’s a challenge when you’re British royalty. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kate Middleton’s Dress View Photo Kate Middleton’s dress is just so beautiful here. Not that we are surprised at all. 22. Kate and Son View Photo Kate Middleton and Prince George cheer on dad Prince William at a Father’s Day polo match. 23. Kate Middleton Polka Dot Dress View Photo Kate Middleton wears a polka dot dress, and it is beautiful. 24. Kate Middleton Baby Bump Picture View Photo Duchess Kate Middleton looking extremely pregnant and cute in a floral dress, showing off her baby bump. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. The Future King and Queen View Photo This is the first official public appearance for Kate Middleton and Prince William. The first of many, many, that is. 26. Kate Middleton Red Dress, Hat View Photo Kate Middleton blowing our minds as always in a red dress. What a beauty. 27. William and Kate at the Vineyard View Photo Prince William and Kate Middleton tour a vineyard in New Zealand. 28. Victory for Duchess Kate Middleton! View Photo Hail to the victors! Duchess Kate won the yacht race against Prince William and then waved to the crowd of onlookers! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Royal Hottie View Photo It should be against the law to be as gorgeous as Kate Middleton. The End. Up Next: ” Kate Middleton: Her 29 Best Looks .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Bruce Jenner‘s transition to a woman is nearing completion, according to a bombshell new report claiming he has already undergone breast implant surgery. After a series of “smaller feminization procedures,” Radar claims that the former Olympic decathlon champion has successfully had breast implants put in. Not that you’re likely to see him walking around flaunting those things like Kim Kardashian , as the celebrity news site alleges he opted for a subtler look. “Bruce had silicone breast implants put in a few weeks ago,” an insider said. “He went with a smaller implant because he didn’t want to look ridiculous.” “Recovery hasn’t been that difficult, but Bruce has had to sleep in a recliner to help with the healing,” the source said, and that mostly means rest. “This is a very exciting but scary time for Bruce,” the insider went on. “But his sons Brandon and Brody have been taking care of him at his Malibu mansion.” “He’s not allowed to lift anything, and he has to wear a bra 24/7, but he’s expected to resume normal activities in the next six weeks. He has been emotional.” “Finally,” though, “he feels like this is the body he has meant to have.” In recent months, as Bruce Jenner sex change rumors have reached a fever pitch, he has had his Adam’s apple shaved down, and a nose job to boot. At least that’s what’s been reported. He has yet to confirm any of this. Up next, a “full gender reassignment surgery” to take place in May or June, after which he may have another breast augmentation to upgrade his cup size. As for why he’s coming out now , Jenner hopes to have all surgeries completed in time to make his big debut as a woman on Dancing with the Stars . Seriously. 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman 1. Bruce Jenner: Becoming a Woman? View Photo Bruce Jenner is a very lucky man. He no longer has to live in the same house as Kris Jenner. 2. Bruce Jenner Looking Different View Photo Bruce Jenner looks a lot different than he used to. We’re not judging, but it’s a fact of life these days. 3. Bruce Jenner Transformed View Photo Bruce looks nothing like his old self these days. Many have suggested he’s a victim of bad plastic surgery. 4. Bruce Jenner: Sex Change to Come? View Photo The appearance of Bruce Jenner has raised many questions. Is there any chance he really wants to undergo a sex change? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bruce Jenner Star Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner will be a woman soon, according to this tabloid anyway. The stuff they get away with printing these days. 6. Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail View Photo How long is Bruce Jenner’s hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail. 7. Bruce Jenner Image View Photo No, this is not a photo of a woman. It’s a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand that mistake. 8. Bruce Jenner Picture View Photo Bruce Jenner has come a long way since his days of Gold Medal winning. He looks sort of like a woman, don’t you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bruce Jenner on the Street View Photo Bruce Jenner has undergone two procedures for skin cancer. But the reality star is expected to be okay. 10. Brody and Bruce Jenner View Photo Brody Jenner hugs his dad in this photo. The two are not very close, however. 11. Bruce Jenner on Extra View Photo Bruce Jenner smiles here on the set of Extra. A month away from becoming a grandfather, he says he has met Kanye West one time. 12. Bruce Jenner Scowls View Photo Bruce Jenner reportedly wants to leave Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Can you blame him? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jenner, Bruce View Photo Bruce Jenner has reportedly had his Adam’s Apple removed. Hey, man, whatever makes you happy. 14. Bruce Jenner, Long Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner exits his car in this photograph. Rumors of a sex change continue to plague the reality star. 15. Bruce Jenner Goes Shopping View Photo Yes, this really is a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand if you thought it was a woman. 16. Bruce Jenner In Touch Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner covers the new issue of In Touch magazine. His ex-wife Kris Jenner is reportedly furious with the way he’s portrayed by the tabloid. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Bruce Jenner With Longer Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner’s hair has certainly grown along with the rumors that he’s becoming a woman. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
