It’s Passover Monday – which is a very important day if you are Jewish….at least I assume it is, as I am not Jewish and don’t know anything about this stuff, other than that I saw a lot of seemingly Jewish girls in tight hot shorts because it was the first hot day of the year and Canadians go nuts over that shit and strip the fuck down…. I didn’t see any bikinis, but seeing some winter weight in shorts…..is juicy…not that Jewish girls do winter weight, they do Pilates and Yoga and have the best trainers, unless they are the homely ones….. Good thing I was in my soiled sweatpants I always wear…they hide my boners…even though sweatpants generally do the opposite for boners…thanks to barely having a boner…I blame obesity – but who knows… The real miracle is that I still want to fuck old Liz Hurley in her bikini for her bikini business because I guess that’s what she’s about. It’s how she made it in Hollywood/ America and with Really rich dudes… The post Liz Hurley Running in Slow Motion on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson was in Asia, where I am sure she’s super famous because she’s Emma Watson and super fucking famous….all huge on the nerd shit…the pervert shit…the 14 year old dudes wanted to fuck, but couldn’t because that would make them creepers…only to wait for her 18th birthday to actually go through with the masturbation session – a monumental moment…on some MAYAN ruins shit….the orgasm built up inside their testicles for nearly a decade…giving them time to plan their Harry Potter fan boy, cosplay costume….before busting on himself in a glorious Emma Watson mess… I like these pics of her little cleavage because I am a pervert, but not like an Emma Watson fan pervert, just a titty pervert who likes cleavage…like a normal pervert…no round rimmed glasses necessary…. Here’s some bitch Lucy Watson doing Yoga in the park…it’s always the younger sister living the good life, doing YOGA all day like some kind of slacker…unless they aren’t related at all… TO SEE MORE LUCY WATSON CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson in the Beauty and the Beast of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store…. The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants…. But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious… I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob… That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting…. Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose… She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake. I am a woman, therefore, I bleed. . It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful. . And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it. . I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile. . Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier). . Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure. . And I’m lucky. . Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. . WHY? . Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed. . STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity. . START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance. . The post Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is still hot in her own right despite being old and used up…so long as you can’t see her face filled now asian looking face – because they went too fucking aggressive on her…so she now looks asian… But her mom booty is into fitness, and looking fit, the kind of booty that in its younger years almost made Owen Wilson kill himself, making it seem to be a pretty talented booty, however, when I think about it, the only booty that’s made me want to kill myself is my wife’s she’s disgusting…so it can go either way….either it’s too good, or too bad for him, and from this perspective, it’s good enough….especially at 40…makes me want to hit the gym midday for some mom ass while the kids are in school pussy hanging out of their yoga pants erotica….but not really…I’ll just watch the video… The post Kate Hudson Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK. WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..> WHO KNOWS… The models are: Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone The pics are hot. The post Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know when “Instagram model” became the new politically-correct term for “hot nobody,” but I guess that’s what I’m supposed to call models like Joy Corrigan here these days. And even though I’d still prefer seeing Joy do some old-school bikini yoga for the paps or any of those other classic hot nobody moves, I guess sexy lingerie photoshoots work too. They’re definitely doing the trick for me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy. » view all 21 photos
Tricia Lynn McCauley, a Washington D.C. yoga instructor and former actress best known for her role in the 2006 film Step Up, has been found dead. She was 46 years old. McCauley was reporting missing on Christmas Day. Her brother later confirmed his family’s worst news on Tuesday morning via Facebook, writing that Tricia’s body had been found. Area police officials then held a news conference shortly afterward and also announced the sad news that McCauley was killed. According to reports, McCauley raised the concerned of her loved ones after she didn’t show up for Christmas dinner on Sunday. McCauley had last been seen in the 2000 block of North Capitol Street NW at approximately 4:30 that same afternoon. Her corpse was discovered around midnight insider her car, and there are signs that she was killed in a carjacking. Authorities, however, have not yet confirmed the details surrounding this death, though we do know how it was discovered. An Advisory Neighborhood Commissions commissioner says officers initiated a stop on her vehicle and found McCauley’s body inside. That took place early this morning. Police took the driver into custody, who appeared to match the description of the person of interest who cops say may have been operating the missing car. Police say the suspect was also wanted in conjunction with a robbery at a CVS in D.C. yesterday, during which he allegedly assaulted store employees. McCauley’s brother wrote on Facebook earlier: “Tricia is gone, they have found her body.” “Thank you all for your work, support and love.” “To all of her DC family, I know she truly thought of you that way, thank you for being there for her all these years. Hang on to each other.” McCauley appeared in Step Up (mostly as the stand-in for Jenna Dewan), The Paper Girl and a short film in 2012 titled “Never Dream: The Beginning.” Following her brief acting career, McCauley also became pretty well-known in the D.C. area in a different profession – as a yoga instructor. “Let me express on behalf of all of us in Washington D.C. our deepest condolences to her family,” D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser said at the press conference. She’s not a huge name celebrity, but she had a family and friends and loved ones, and like so many others, she will be truly missed. She joins this list of celebrities who also passed away in 2016, a year that cannot come to an end fast enough at this point. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten
