Shelah Marie Is Goals Ace Hood has had an incredible glow up over the last couple of years. He’s been doing yoga, getting himself together and looking happier than ever. Well there’s one good reason: his bae Shelah Marie. She’s gorgeous and clearly holds her man down. Plus, she drops inspirational gems like this. That’s real. And that’s why she’s so beloved on these here internets. You know we won’t leave you hanging so flip through and see some more of this beautiful woman.
Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or by those who like Russian models because they know they can’t afford them – because Russians are soulless money grubbers who only like expensive shit….especially the models…but you like that there are equally hot girls in Russia – who have lower standards than this one – because they weren’t saved by modeling… SO Natashy Poly, is married which kinda makes her fucking boring…who wants stare at a mail order bride already spoken for…not to mention overpaid chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…communist, poor, with no running water…excited for anything remotely better than that…they are easier to please… She’s in Miami for Art Basel, because so is every model, instagram model, basic idiot who all of a sudden likes art, despite art being a lie, but it makes a good story – and you don’t miss out on all the nonsense that is Art Basel…living that life of bullshit luxury…garbage people… The post Natasha Poly in a Bikini in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is the chubby 18 year old from TV that all you perverts think is hot, even if she’s a little on the dumpy side, because she’s had her sloppy tits rebuilt and they are still huge, with more sensitive nipples that are always hard, and that alone makes her more tolerable, plus she’s 18, despite having had her childhood robbed of her, and her shameless attention seeking is almost depressing, but at 18….even when fat the ass has a level of perk and tightness making it all ok…especially when harnessed into high Spandex count yoga pants…so for you creepy voyeurs who like watching a bitch from TV get into her car…because of the way it make her midget booty pop….enjoy… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Ass in Leggings and Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At least Farrah Abraham's mom, Debra, can take solace in the fact that when her daughter berates her, she treats her dad just as poorly. In a sneak preview of tonight's Teen Mom: OG finale, we see the 25-year-old boss around her father as he does manual labor … for her. Poor Debbo and Michael. Decked out in matching leopard-print yoga pants and sports bra showcasing her ginormous fake breasts, Farrah goes full taskmaster on Mike. It's sad, almost. The guy's just trying to help her clean up her garage, and she treats him like hired help … except no one would treat hired help as badly. If you can get over how she looks – which we could spend an eternity discussing – it's hard to believe the things coming out of her mouth. Fortunately, by the end, at least she appears pleased with the result. We just hope she thanked Michael or bought him dinner or something. That, or he gives her a taste of her own medicine. We doubt that he does, as Michael has always been too passive for that, but either way, at least someone pushes back a little tonight. In a separate sneak peek, we see that Farrah meets her mom's boyfriend Dr. David in this episode as well, which is even more awkward. David reveals at one point that he has been known to watch Teen Mom OG online and he is not a fan of how Farrah treats Debra on it. “She’s been through a bunch of s–t, and she gets all this stuff thrown at her. I’ve watched Teen Mom,” he continues. “It hurts me.” Buckle up, tonight's finale is gonna be good.
Bella Thorne went on a bike ride in fetish shorts, that look like they aren’t breathable, which on a hot summer day or an LA day..means sticking, sopping, soaking, sweaty, dripping pussy….at least to me…because I am a pervert…. I know that this is zero interesting – and my writing is shit…I am a hack but I give thanks to the creation of Bella Thorne – from stage parents in florida with a bunch of kids, to older sisters whored out first to pave the way to actor in her own right – to instagram slut getting naked – because it’s all about social media – it’s all about getting naked on social media – it’s all about competing with social media whores and that’s done in the most empowering and fun as slutty as possible way to get that viral success…. I just hope for years to come – there will be more and more Bella Thornes taking provocative pics of themselves for their own channels like they are Playboy…because as a pervert I love the selfies.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Let’s revisit her panties on snapchat from yesterday – which were a good play… The post Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is a Victoria’s Secret model now, because Victoria’s Secret is a trend setting company that digs through the depths of the world to find the next big model to turn into a promo model that sells shitty made in china overpriced panties…and sometimes the depths of the world is in your own backyard, knocking at your door, in the form of a social media hookers – that aren’t even first generation social media hookers. This one is a third generation social media hooker who mooched off her sister who was second generation that mooched off the first generation social media hookers we call the man killing kardashians…. So does that make her social media fame and the fact the media love her – because they love her followers something to legitimately celebrate? Is she worthy of the audience that as a rich and connected person you can buy. Is there any difference between her and a Kate Hudson or other child star who was in the media or movies because of family friends – does this have any less skill or talent than being a terrible actress… I figure it’s all fair game, plus social media fake models – living the model life – all get naked and give us butt shots…so there you fucking go…good job Hadid…the half Palestinian / Half sugar baby queen…. The post Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does… She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit… That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots… The post Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale is loved by everyone who can see past the fact that she’s 40 years old…which happens to be all of Kate Beckinsale’s creepy fans who are so committed to her and would be committed to her even if her fitness, starvation, probable good plastic surgery had melted away with disgusting like most 40 year old women…because that’s what happens… Here she is riding a YOGA Ball….which is a fetish to me, someone who went to a gym once and saw a hot chick riding the YOGA ball just like this….so I just patiently awaited her to get off it – so I could sniff the sweaty rubber amazingness… The post Kate Beckinsale on a Yoga Ball of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t tend to do a ton of posts on Anna Kendrick , probably because, unlike all the other hot actresses out there, she doesn’t take weekly beach trips with the paparazzi, or do yoga in the park, or regularly post bikini selfies on Instagram and/or Snapchat. But despite all those knocks against her, she is still pretty hot. I just wish she’d show that off more. Anyway, here she is in Glamour Mexico . So enjoy, because this is pretty rare. Continue reading →
Lily-Rose Depp’s career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right. Sure, like any teen she’s made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers . Of course, with success in Hollywood comes the many pitfalls of fame, including tabloids and social media vultures scrutinizing your appearance at every turn. As you can see, Lily-Rose is a bit on the thin side, even by model standards. Radar Online recently published photos of the teen out for lunch in West Hollywood and described her as “scary skinny” and “dangerously thin.” We wouldn’t go quite that far. Yes, Lily is a model, and ladies in her profession tend to go light on the calorie intake, but she’s also 17. That’s significant because teenagers tend to have rapid-fire metabolisms. Remember subsisting on a diet of fried chicken and malt liquor your freshman year of high school and never gaining a pound? Okay, maybe that was just us, but the point is, your metabolism slows down with age, so it’s really not that weird for someone Lily-Rose’s age to be a few pounds under what might be considered a healthy weight. She may have slimmed down a bit lately, but there could be any number of reasons for that, and we doubt it’ll negatively impact her health. As for her career, Ms. Depp is blowing up lately. In fact, her dad predicts she’ll be an A-lister in no time. Of course, he also says Lily-Rose’s sudden success worries him . We guess that’s not surprising. Any dad would be concerned in Johnny’s position, and Depp knows more than anyone how cruel Hollywood can be to newcomers and grizzled vets alike. But we’re sure he’s doing his best to keep an eye on her. In fact, it looks like he’s employing a wide variety of disguises, following Lily-Rose to her premiere events in hats, weird facial hair, and a truly baffling number of scarves. What do you mean that’s just how he dresses? We kid, Johnny!
