It sucks when your life is falling apart and everyone around you is happy and married and kissing and shit.

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Jessica Simpson: Third Wheel
It sucks when your life is falling apart and everyone around you is happy and married and kissing and shit.

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Jessica Simpson: Third Wheel
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Tagged alcohol-as-well, alcohol-content, food, Hollywood, life, loko, pains-talk, the-watermelon, usa, while-tasting, your-life
Little Conan just wants to hang out with you. Why won't you let him be a part of your life?

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Kitty Really Needs You
Chris Brown and his baby blue bowtie appeared on Larry King last night to apologize for beating the crap out of his girlfriend. So, all is forgiven, right? Check out that bowtie.

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Chris Brown’s Bowtie
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Tagged another-person, brown, chris-brown, Girlfriend, graft-humans, larry, last-night, long-human, person, singer-chris, stills, trending, Twitter, your-life
A horror movie about a siamese twin surgeon who wants to graft humans together, mouth to anus, to form one long human centipede. Staring at another person's ass for the rest of your life…if it's someone you love, it can't be all bad.

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Human Centipede: A Mouth to Anus Fusion Horror Story
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Tagged another-person, form-one, graft-humans, Hollywood, horror-movie, links, long-human, person, rest, siamese-twin, staring, stills, the-rest, your-life
From Chow.com, this 12 min video is 'sweet.' As one of the Youtube commenters stated, this man is a hero. I wish this store was a national chain. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged better-at-everything, chow-com, Hilarity, Hollywood, min-video, movie, movie-official, store, the-bitching, the-title, trailer, vernacular, your-life
Shaq really is better at everything . Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged better-at-everything, Hilarity, movie, movie-official, please-save, the-bitching, the-title, trailer, vernacular, your-life
It's basically Chucky but with a black puppet, and way more fucked up. If anything, anything at all comes out of watching this trailer, it's that the phrase “break my dick” will become a permanent fixture in your vernacular. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged bitching, definitive, Devil, Hilarity, movie, movie-official, please-save, puppet-movement, the-bitching, the-definitive, the-title, trailer, vernacular, will-become, your-life
I've been fixated on this 50 Amazing Ramen Noodle Recipes list all morning, espcially the desserts. (Caramel Ice Cream Ramen, yummmmm.) I feel a BuzzFeed labs in the near future. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Tagged amazing, amazing-ramen, cream-ramen, desserts, espcially-the-desserts, Hollywood, licorice, links, noodle-recipes, should-visit, Sweden, thing, women, your-life
There's a new Swedish nationalism: here's a commercial for why you should visit Sweden.

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Party in Sweden’s Pants
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Tagged Hollywood, licorice, life, should-visit, Sweden, swedish, swedish-women, thing, women, your-life