All this Lindsay Lohan getting arrested, getting in fights, causing trouble…cuz she’s a broken, spoiled rich kid, who had her youth robbed of her, as her parents prostituted her and sold her out for the benefit of their own egos and bank accounts, leaving her a pile of lost and souless freckled good times… Then there’s the whole Liz & Dick, double chin thanks to plastic surgery, botox and fake lips….reviews where the world hated her performance…while she thought it was her big comeback…thanks to people giving her too much positive reinforcement instead of just telling her to retire… When what really matters is the wet spot on her fucking panties…. Seriously people…get your priorities straight..
I don’t care if you’re already sick of the blogosphere’s fawning, today is Ryan Gosling ‘s birthday and that is practically an internet holiday. (Not to mention an actual one. Shout out to the veterans out there.) And unlike you Gosling latecomers out there who jumped on the Baby Goose train after The Notebook , some of us have been faithful fans for almost two decades now, and that kind of lifelong dedication warrants an entire post full of internet videos, okay? So for all my fellow Goslingheads out there I’d like to take a trip back in time to when Baby Goose was not an actual baby, but a pre-pubescent star in the making. A bright shining star who loved that smooth, smooth ’90s R&B. Let’s rewind to his youth and ours. Let’s take it back to the Mickey Mouse Club . Because when I think Ryan Gosling, I think Jodeci: …and Boyz II Men: …and this sweet denim vest: … and answering Mouse Mail with JC Chasez: … and his hometown of Cornwall, Ontario, Canada, “the place where most of the stuff is happening”: … and his early flair for comedy: … and that one time he and Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake and Xtina passed notes in class: … and how he and Justin Timberlake should do a buddy comedy together now that they’re both hot Hollywood properties even though they never seem to hang out in public, and what’s up with that because weren’t they like totally MMC besties? But when it comes to that patented Gosling “Hey Girl” touch, let’s skip ahead a few years to the teenagers-on-a-boat series Breaker High to witness the Baby Goose’s effortless sigh-inducing charms. There’s no doubt about it: Gosling had “Hey girl” down to a science long before “Hey girl” became a thing. You’re welcome, world. If you need me I’ll be working on my art, AKA this . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Dave Markey is an underground legend. A filmmaker who started making Super 8 movies before he hit his teens, by the time he finished high school he and his best friend Jordan Schwartz were the unofficial chroniclers of LA’s hardcore punk scene thanks to their ‘zine We Got Power! . We Got Power! only lasted for a few years, but after a long and totally awesome career documenting and making music videos for bands like Sonic Youth, Shonen Knife, The Circle Jerks, The Meat Puppets and Dinosaur Jr. as well as making the punk rock girl-gang classic Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (1984), its sequel Lovedolls Superstar (1986), and the award-winning documentary The Reinactors (2008), Dave teamed back up with his friend Jordan to re-visit their old ‘zine. The result is We Got Power!: Hardcore Punk Scenes from 1980s Southern California , the new book from Bazillion Points that combines Markey and Schwartz’s photographs with essays from the people who were there. Illuminating, impassioned, and essential reading for anyone in need of some inspiration, We Got Power! is the definitive document of LA hardcore in the early ’80s. We talked to Dave at home, where he told us about his movies, the LA scene then and now, and the indelible appeal of Russ Meyer. More after the jump!
Dave Markey is an underground legend. A filmmaker who started making Super 8 movies before he hit his teens, by the time he finished high school he and his best friend Jordan Schwartz were the unofficial chroniclers of LA’s hardcore punk scene thanks to their ‘zine We Got Power! . We Got Power! only lasted for a few years, but after a long and totally awesome career documenting and making music videos for bands like Sonic Youth, Shonen Knife, The Circle Jerks, The Meat Puppets and Dinosaur Jr. as well as making the punk rock girl-gang classic Desperate Teenage Lovedolls (1984), its sequel Lovedolls Superstar (1986), and the award-winning documentary The Reinactors (2008), Dave teamed back up with his friend Jordan to re-visit their old ‘zine. The result is We Got Power!: Hardcore Punk Scenes from 1980s Southern California , the new book from Bazillion Points that combines Markey and Schwartz’s photographs with essays from the people who were there. Illuminating, impassioned, and essential reading for anyone in need of some inspiration, We Got Power! is the definitive document of LA hardcore in the early ’80s. We talked to Dave at home, where he told us about his movies, the LA scene then and now, and the indelible appeal of Russ Meyer. More after the jump!
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Tween Kendall Jenner has good morals, values and concept of how to market herself thanks to her old, fatter, more ethnic half sister who she wants to be exactly like…..but she also has a great fucking body…cuz instead of having a fat Armenian lawyer up in her DNA, she’s got an Olympic Gold athlete ready to win in her…making me think she was always the trophy girl they intended to have win over America….Kim Kardashian was just designed to be the evil leader of the family…a little gymnastic bodied thing takes over…at least thas what I hope…because I like my girls fit, lean and a better inspiration to the youth…not fat and filming porn with hip hop stars like some kind of music video girl no one respects….Team fucking Jennner..even though the whole bus of this family should be publicly blown up for the sake of America.
Charisma Carpenter is some grandmother aged actress who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer….and I am only posting her pics for he grandfather aged virgin nerds on the site who used to jerk off to her while imagining her as their wife….cuz I know that your virgin loser status makes you pretty committed to the object of your desire – even 20 years later….loyalty…. The funny thing about Charisma Carpenter is that she was almost raped by Henry Hubbard Jr a serial rapist….and involved in his convinction…which probably isn’t that good of a thing to any of you rapists who hate bitches who tell on you…but it makes me think she may be open minded to living out some rape fantasies from her youth….cuz all almost rape victims love revisitng that shit…while all rape victims usually go lesbian… Either way, she’s still kinda hot, despite her age…but I blame her vagina for making me think that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Also in Thursday’s round-up of news briefs, Tim Robbins is set to take on the director role after long absence. Montreal’s genre event the Fantasia Film Festival hands out its awards. And Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal honored at European film event. The Rolling Stones, Elton John, Take That, George Michael Tipped As Olympics Closing Acts Sunday’s Closing Ceremony at the London Olympics will feature over 4,100 performers including a massive showing of Britain’s musical headliners. Among the performers who will apparently play are The Who, Paul McCartney, Elton John, the Rolling Stones, George Michael, Paul Weller, the Spice Girls, Adele, Ray Davies, Liam Gallagher, Annie Lennox, Madness, the Pet Shop Boys, Take That, Muse, One Direction and members of Queen, Deadline reports . Shia LaBeouf Eyes Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Nymphomaniac revolves around the erotic pursuits of a woman, played by Charlotte Gainsbourg, from her youth to 50 as recounted by her husband, played by Stellan Skarsgard. Details about his possible role are still to be determined, THR reports . Tim Robbins to Direct City of Lies After directing three films in the ’90s including Dead Man Walking (1995), Tim Robbins has signed on to direct Endgame Entertainment’s City of Lies about two spies who fall in love while on separate spying mission in Prague, THR reports . Doomsday Book and Toad Road Take Top Fantasia Film Festival Prizes Montreal’s genre event, the Fantasia International Film Festival awarded Kim Jee-woon and Yim Pil-sung’s Doomsday Book its Cheval Noir Award for Best Film, while Jason Banker’s Toad Road took nods for Best Director and Best Actor for James Davidson. Yeon Sang Ho’s The King of Pigs won the Satoshi Kon Award for Achievement in Animation and a special mention from the First Feature Jury, Indiewire reports . Gael Garcia Bernal Honored at Locarno Film Festival “I think I still have a lot of room to grow,” Garcia Bernal told the crowd of more than 8,000 in the Piazza Grande. “Perhaps not in terms of height, but in terms of experience.” Garcia Bernal is one of the youngest honorees to receive the festival’s Excellence Award at 33, BBC reports .
I am unfortunately hooked on Miley Cyrus. Like a tween girl 5 years ago, only far more perverted, I track her every move. I don’t go to her concerts, or sing her songs, or have her posters on my wall, I just look at the pictures she produces, with her thin young body, and realize she’s got so much more to offer than low quality, commercial grade, garbage that brain washes kids, like a tight little body she shows off on the internet, which is really some of her best fucking work. Here she is getting her hair done, which is apparently a new fetish I am officially into now that I’ve been introduced to it, watch out hair salons around the city, I’ll be coming on your window soon….and as I do with so much wrong with our youth…you can Blame Miley for it….
