I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
I love these kinds of stories….Ashlynn Brooke a pornstar who is no more…has left the adult world, because I guess it was just a bad decision she made as a kid, when she wanted fame and money and realized that porn comes with very little of both. But more importantly it comes with a lot of shame, lack of self respect, humiliation to your friends and family and an inability to live with yourself, or live with a normal life, because you’re just a vessel for random cock from dudes you probably wouldn’t even talk to at the gym cuz they are slime as fuck. Well now she’s a car sales person and she posted this youtube video for your help. When she realizes it’s easier to take dick the ass for 1,000 dollas than sell a buick, she’ll be back. She’s just going through a soul cleansing phase, before realizing she’s already out there….goin’ straight to the mainstream life is a fail. But watching her is pretty funny as she tries so hard to be normal…. TO SEE HER DOING PORN FOLLOW THIS LINK
We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At this point I was teary, and everyone was looking at me like, “Er why’s she upset?” We waited, then for about another half an hour they explained to us what would be happening and they did a raffle. I was about 20th in line out of something like 150 people. Because we had to go around a corner and into a room with a curtain, I wasn’t expecting Justin to be right there. When I saw him, I startled myself and was basically hyperventilating when the curtain was drawn back for the person in front of me, but I had to keep it together. When I was asked to step in, I ran right over to him, and went on the furthest side to the curtain. Literally I was so mesmerized by his face I couldn’t look away, it was just absolutely flawless. As this was happening, I whispered, “Oh my gosh. I love you so much, thank you for all you’ve done for me,” and he replied with, “I just make music.” Then the photo was taken so quickly and I was grabbed by security. Before I went in, I was told to leave presents for Justin on a table outside but I deliberately didn’t, so when I was next to him, I said, “Can I give you this.” It was a necklace dog tag photo frame of him and his mother on the inside. He grabbed it off me and was about to give it to his bodyguard, but looked down and seen it was of him and his mum, so put it in his pocket instead. After that, I was literally on the floor SOBBING. Like I’ve never ever cried that much, I felt so sick and this time I didn’t care who was looking at me. Some girls who were standing outside the exit were congratulating me, it was so sweet the way they were genuinely happy for me. They told me that I was the only one they’d seen crying. I was then interviewed for the Sunday People and went to the concert where I caught the T-shirt Tay James threw out to the crowd. As I was really close, Justin sang, making eye contact with me for a few bars of ‘Believe’ and ‘Be Alright,’ and it was so perfect. I knew he was special and I could feel it. See more here: We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At…
So this mail order bride, Nicky Tuckova, was clever enough to hit youtube with a horrible song about finding a rich boyfriend….I am assuming it is straight from Russia, because everything that comes out of Russia is amazing, I guess it is thanks to a combination their years of communism behind the iron curtain, making them a breed of human all of their own, that is told to promote the country to help get some buzz since they are hosting the 2014 Olympics…. Best line “I have big tits” – wonder how she came up with that…. Second best line is when she says her phone number is – +6029481600 I didn’t call it, because I am not rich and don’t want to waste this viral sensations time on her quest to find Rich Boy….. This is better than all other Youtube Sensations….gangnam style…call me maybe….it’s friday…can all suck my dick….Rich Boy for the win….
Her name is Helen Flanagan…she’s a UK soap actress turned Glamour model…which is usually the opposite of how it is supposed to go down…she quit her gig on the most depressing yet longest running show on UK TV to do thinks like this youtube video….where she shows off her tits…cuz being in the UK and having tits like this…means using them in the lowest, cheapest, most amazing way….and thank god for this…..I mean seriously, I think if the queen had hangers like this she’d be on the cover of those LAD MAGS topless..it is just their way… This video is awesome…
Girls think they are opening a game that they all can play, but you cant always judge a book by it’s cover. http://www.youtube.com/v/xcEQSrh7LQE?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Here is the original post: Girls get Justin Bieber Tickets for Christmas
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “Paper Cut” by Vanessa Hudgens. Lyrics: It’s not a feeling like when you touch a flame No, it’s not like when someone calls you a bad name It’s not like the hurt when you slip and fall down No, it’s not like anyof these, what I’ve found is Your love hurts like a paper cut, so sweet never even feel the slice; you’re so deep It seems so hard as, but only at first Cause like a paper cut the pain grows worse. Oh, oh It’s not so much in the words that you don’t say It’s when you act in the distant, cold way It’s more in your eyes how you look at me Like you no longer care for what I see Your love hurts like a paper cut, so sweet never even feel the slice; you’re so deep It seems so hard as, but only at first Cause like a paper cut the pain grows worse. You had to go and show me just how good, your love could be Then you threw it all away Now I can’t help but feel a brand new pain So I’m asking baby, please stay. Your love hurts like a paper cut, so sweet never even feel the slice; you’re so deep It seems so hard as, but only at first Cause like a paper cut the pain grows worse. Oh, oh Oh, oh The pain grows worse Oh, oh Oh, oh The pain grows worse Oh, oh The pains grows worse http://www.youtube.com/v/coui6I75W0o?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata More here: Paper Cut (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
ome children were so tired that they even fell asleep inside the arena, with one woman saying a young girl ‘fell fast asleep’ in the audience before her father picked her up and carried her out. It was also reported that Bieber cut his set by 30 minutes to coincide with time constraints. http://www.youtube.com/v/uhjGSLvxihg?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Visit link: ‘Cheap seat’ Justin Bieber tickets were £70 each.! Mother’s outrage over delay
Tickets yay! http://www.youtube.com/v/21eJof_t4bU?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Go here to see the original: JUSTIN BIEBER TICKETS vlog 179 Louise
