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Shaquille O’Neal Roasts Justin Bieber: You’re Worse Than Kim Jong-un!

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber is a worst person than the most notorious dictator in the world’s most effed up country. According to a recent poll and Shaquille O’Neal, that is. The NBA legend is one of several celebrities who will take to the stage this Monday in order to let Bieber have it as part of a wildly-anticipated Comedy Central Roast. What does the big man have to say about Bieber and Dennis Rodman’s BFF, Kim Jong-un? Find out now! Shaquille O’Neal Slams Justin Bieber In previously-released clips from the Justin Bieber Roast, Snoop Dogg tells the singer he should have been aborted , while Jeffrey Ross refers to him as the King Joffrey of Pop . You may need to be a Game of Thrones fan for that one, but trust us. It’s funny. The Justin Bieber Roast will be hosted by Kevin Hart and air on March 30 on Comedy Central. It will feature disses and insults from Shaq, Hart, Ross, Martha Stewart and many other semi-random stars. Because the special was taped a couple weeks ago, many of the best one-liners have already hit the Internet. Unless you’re Selena Gomez , we suggest taking a look at them here: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Kylie Jenner, HUGE Lips Offer Beauty Advice

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We mean no offense by the following. It simply must be said, even if it’s been mentioned many times before: KYLIE JENNER HAS HUGE LIPS!!!! Seriously. We’re not trying to mock the teenager. Nor are we accusing Kylie of getting lip implants . We know the reality star credits lipliner for her look, even saying in the following video that it “changed her life.”  We’re just saying that Jenner looks positively ridiculous these days. Watch this beauty-based discussion with Grazia U.K. and see for yourself: Kylie Jenner Offers Beauty Advice In the Q&A, Kylie admits to wearing fake eyelashes and credits (blames?) Khloe Kardashian for a lot of her style habits. She also says one needs good light to take a good selfie and that she uses “dog-safe” nail polish to paint the nails of her puppy. This is actually a relevant point to make because PETA has called Jenner out for daring to do such a thing with her dog. We don’t really care much about that. We’re sure the canine is fine. We’re just glad Kylie Jenner is fully dressed in the above video. Now she just has to do something about those lips. STAT. Kylie Jenner Lips: SEE THE TRANSFORMATION! 1. Kylie Jenner Then and Now View Photo Kylie Jenner now and just a few years ago. She looks a tad different. 2. Before & After: Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner in photos before and after … whatever it is she did to herself that caused this dramatic makeover. 3. Kylie Jenner Face: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face before and after. After what, we don’t know, but just look at the difference. 4. Kylie Jenner Lips: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did. It’s been a serious change, in any case! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kylie Jenner Injections View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after she got injections … at least according to the Internet. 6. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injection Photos? View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did or didn’t do to them. But they look quite a bit different. 7. Kylie’s Lip Injections View Photo Did she get them? How did she not get them, you’d think after looking at this photo comparison. 8. Kylie Jenner Lip Injection Photo View Photo Has Kylie had lip injections? It certainly looks that way in this photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kylie Jenner Lips: 2013-2014 View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, as seen on Instagram on December 2013 and then December 2014. Just crazy. 10. Kylie Jenner Lip Comparison View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, December 2013 vs. December 2014. WOW. 11. Kylie Jenner Crying View Photo Kylie posted this photo to Instagram. Looks as though she’s been crying. 12. Kylie Jenner Instagram Image View Photo We know: this looks like a mannequin. But it’s an actual photo of Kylie Jenner. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kylie Jenner Self-Portrait View Photo Kylie Jenner celebrates “Cyber Saturday” with this selfie. She posted it to Instagram. 14. Kylie Jenner’s Blue Hair View Photo Kylie Jenner rocking some blue hair that definitely doesn’t leave us feeling blue. 15. Kylie Jenner: 16 Going on 30 View Photo Kylie Jenner sure has matured over the past couple of months. 16. Kylie Jenner Cleavage on Instagram View Photo Kylie Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. Actually pretty modest by her standards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kourtney and Kylie Photo View Photo Kourtney and Kylie smile here for a selfie. They are posing at a birthday party in honor of Khloe Kardashian’s 30th birthday. 18. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Selfie GIF View Photo Kendall and Kylie doing what they do best. What did these girls do before camera phones?!? 19. Kylie Jenner’s Lips View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips look luscious … and not like you would expect a 16-year-old’s to look. 20. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kylie Jenner: Lolita! View Photo Kylie Jenner’s Lolita-esque photos are causing quite a stir on Instagram. 22. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injections? View Photo Kylie recently posted this photo to Twitter. Think she’s had lip injections? 23. Kylie Jenner’s Face View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face has transformed quite a bit over the years. Check it out here to see what we mean. 24. Kylie Jenner Face View Photo Kylie Jenner’s face does not look like this anymore. But that doesn’t mean she had work done, does it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kylie Jenner’s Face: WTH View Photo What the heck is up with Kylie Jenner’s face?! It’s not the one we used to know. 26. Sexy Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner gets sexy in another selfie. This girl knows how to get followers on Instagram. 27. Kylie Jenner Weave Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted a photo of her new weave to Instagram. What’s got everyone’s attention, however, is the sight of her new lips. 28. Kylie Jenner: BIG Lips, Long Hair View Photo Kylie Jenner is rocking some serious lips and hair in this pic. Goodness. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kylie Jenner, See-Through Top View Photo Kylie Jenner rocks a see-through top on Instagram. That’s pretty standard. 30. Kylie and Her Changing Face View Photo Kylie Jenner certainly never used to look like this. Wowza. 31. Kylie Jenner: LIP Service! View Photo Kylie Jenner is just trolling at this point. How else do you explain the lips up in here?! 32. Kylie Jenner Pouts Lips View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips are so darn plump it’s straight up ridic. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Kylie Jenner’s Plump Lips View Photo Goodness, those lips are plump on Kylie Jenner. You cannot deny this. The End. 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The Walking Dead Spinoff Gets Really Dumb Title

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Good news, Cougar Town: you no longer own the dumbest title on television. AMC has announced that the upcoming companion series to The Walking Dead will be titled… Fear The Walking Dead. For real! This is a photo from it: “IT’S OFFICIAL! The walking dead companion show on AMC is called FEAR THE WALKING DEAD! Expect more news very soon! #FearTheWalkingDead,” executive producer Robert Kirkman Tweeted this afternoon. Fear The Walking Dead will premiere this summer, with a 13-episode second season already set for 2016. The first trailer will air this Sunday night, following  The Walking Dead Season 5 finale. The new drama will star Cliff Curtis (Gang Related), Kim Dickens (Deadwood), Frank Dillane and Alycia Debnam Carey (The 100) as Los Angeles residents struggling to survive the zombie apocalypse. Not much else is known at this time, but expect a decent amount of gore, blood and violence. Just how we like it. The Walking Dead Season 5 Cast Photos 1. The Walking Dead Season 5 Cast View Photo The Walking Dead is returning soon to AMC! Take a look at the cast now! 2. Rick Grimes View Photo AMC has unveiled this photo from The Walking Dead Season 5. It features a bloodied Rick Grimes. 3. Tyreese and Sasha View Photo Siblings Tyreese and Sasha are reunited on The Walking Dead season 5 after both feared the other might not have survived the prison fight. 4. Maggie Greene View Photo Lauren Cohen is back as Maggie on The Walking Dead season 5. She’s looking like quite the badass here! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Daryl Dixon and Glenn Rhee View Photo In The Walking Dead Season 5 premiere, Daryl and Glen are bound and gagged by Terminus members. 6. Daryl Dixon and Carol Peletier View Photo Spoiler Alert: Darryl’s out of the Terminus train car! Does Carol help rescue her friends? 7. Beth Greene View Photo Beth was kidnapped during The Walking Dead season 4. As this still from the Comic Con trailer shows, she’s still alive. For now. 8. Baby Judith View Photo Look! Baby Judith! She’s still alive! For now! (Dear The Walking Dead, don’t harm the baby.) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Abraham Ford View Photo Michael Cudlitz plays Abraham Ford on The Walking Dead. The character will survive at least through the first episode of season 5. The End. Up Next: ” The Walking Dead Season 5 Cast Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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