As soon as Seth MacFarlane belted out the first few lines of ” We Saw Your Boobs ” at the 85th Academy Awards , it was clear a skinstant classic had arrived. A song seemingly pulled straight from the recesses of Mr. Skin ’s mind, or at least his all encompassing databases at MrSkin.com . And we’re not the only ones who thought so with Chicago Tribune columnist Phil Rosenthal tweeting “ I’m pretty sure @MrSkin should get a songwriting credit for this @SethMacFarlane song. #Oscars ”, CinemaBlend.com calling it ” Mr. Skin: The Musical ”, and The Atlantic opining that MacFarlane “ essentially read off a Mr. Skin database of shirtless-actress appearances over time ”. Pics after the jump!
As soon as Seth MacFarlane belted out the first few lines of ” We Saw Your Boobs ” at the 85th Academy Awards , it was clear a skinstant classic had arrived. A song seemingly pulled straight from the recesses of Mr. Skin ’s mind, or at least his all encompassing databases at MrSkin.com . And we’re not the only ones who thought so with Chicago Tribune columnist Phil Rosenthal tweeting “ I’m pretty sure @MrSkin should get a songwriting credit for this @SethMacFarlane song. #Oscars ”, CinemaBlend.com calling it ” Mr. Skin: The Musical ”, and The Atlantic opining that MacFarlane “ essentially read off a Mr. Skin database of shirtless-actress appearances over time ”. Pics after the jump!
Was Best Supporting Actress winner Anne Hathaway the biggest fashion loser of the 2013 Oscars? Her Prada gown left many viewers with that sentiment. Bland. Confusing. Ill-fitting. Inappropriate. Anne Hathaway’s Oscars dress inspired all of those descriptions Sunday night from the moment the Les Miserables stunner stepped onto the red carpet: The front flap was held up by criss-cross straps around the neck and a wider band that tied at her back, sectioning the open back into several parts. As a result, the top was shaped by two darts on the bust line that end just where the nipples are supposed to be, making for a seriously awkward look. When someone as gorgeous as Hathaway wears a dress that makes you want to avert your eyes from the chest, you know it’s not a fashion win. When she walked up to E!’s Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet, she sort of looked like she was coming at the venerable host with headlights blazing. Oscars fashion . The good. The bad. Les Miserables .
Lindsay Lohan does not like paying taxes apparently. The broke ass actress has been hit with another bill, this time from the State of California, alleging that she owes MAJOR dinero from tax year 2011. LiLo owes $56,717.90 in unpaid income tax for 2011. The IRS is all over her for unpaid federal taxes for 2009 ($93,701.57) and 2010 ($140,203.30), making her 2011 issues par for the course at this point. At least she hasn’t gotten in trouble for 2012 yet. Actually, the filing deadline for tax year 2012 isn’t until April, so she couldn’t be yet. Sometime next year, they should come after her for 2012 taxes too. Lohan was able to clear her 2009 debt thanks to a $100,000 check from Charlie Sheen , but sadly, she needs double that just to get out of the hole now. That’s not taking into account how many other creditors the hot mess has. This is what happens when you live like an A-list rock star but can’t afford it.
Wearing a stunning Armani Prive beaded dress, Oscar nominee Jessica Chastain looked the polar opposite of her CIA agent character in Zero Dark Thirty. “I’m such a fan of movies, I just love cinema,” she told Ryan Seacrest of the inspiration for her dress. “It’s a very ‘Happy Birthday, Mr. President’ kind of dress.” “It reminds me of old Hollywood glamour.” Channeling her inner Marilyn wasn’t an easy call. Chastain admitted it was ” a very tough decision ” picking out a dress this year, given the number of options on the table now that she’s a Best Actress nominee. Along for the red-carpet ride? Jess’ grandmother, who said she couldn’t be more proud. “Twice in two years? This is so cool,” the cool Michael Kors-clad granny said. Sadly, the 35-year-old Chastain isn’t keeping her accessories. Showing off her Harry Winston bracelet, she confessed it would indeed have to go back Monday morning. But, she added, “We’ll see if they can find me at 10 a.m.” Hopefully they don’t have to send a repo guy after her. Either way, her gown is widely considered to have been one of the best of the 2013 Oscars … something the Anne Hathaway Oscars dress can’t claim.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was not one of the 2013 Oscar winners . But he would’ve been, if Best Photo Bomb was a category: Well done, JGL. So very well played sir. Hall of Fame worthy. Other unofficial Academy Award winners from Sunday … Best Fashion: Jessica Chastain Oscar dress . Top Viral Moment: Jennifer Lawrence falls . Most “WTH” Dressed: Anne Hathaway. Most Stoned: Kirsten Stewart.
Jennifer Lawrence won Best Actress at the Oscars Sunday, and arguably won Best Dressed as well thanks to this strapless Dior Haute Couture gown. The Silver Linings Playbook star stunned on the red carpet: The 22-year-old star looked amazing in a white strapless Dior Haute Couture dress, with Chopard jewels, a Roger Vivier clutch, and Brian Atwood shoes. Her hard work getting ready paid off, but she paid a price. “Today was stressful. I had no time to eat. I’m starving,” she said, then got visibly excited as Ryan Seacrest said he thought there was food on the premises. She’s the best. We could watch Jennifer Lawrence fall on those stairs 1,000 times, because she just falls further into our hearts with each passing day. The actress, who also made headlines by flashing the middle finger in the press room for unknown reasons, later changed outfits for the Vanity Fair party. Jennifer swapped her pale pink red carpet dress for a slinkier silver plunging Calvin Klein number at Sunset Tower in L.A. Check out more pics of both! Between this and Jessica Chastain’s Oscars dress , we saw two strong candidates for Best Actress and Best Dressed. Well done all around, ladies!
After months of infighting amongst the black community over 2012′s most controversial movie, Quentin Tarantino was the clear winner when he walked away with an…
“ Argo to win it all.” This has been the Oscar pundit thesis statement ever since Ben Affleck was left off the Best Director list and promptly blew over the Critics’ Choice and Golden Globe Awards in a whirlwind weekend of Oscar analysis. Every award Argo has gathered since that weekend last month has added to the confirmation bias. Affleck and his film established themselves as the storyline of the 2012 Academy Awards. But what about the several months leading up to the nominations? Remember when Les Miserables jumped ahead with a rapturous New York premiere? Remember when The Master exploded into the race with a series of secret screenings set up by Paul Thomas Anderson himself? Remember when Lincoln was predestined to win Best Picture, because War Horse lost last year? The storyline of 2012 isn’t Argo ; it’s confusion. And in keeping with that storyline, Movieline presents the “What The What?!” Oscars, a list of out-there-but-plausible winners in the hopes for a less predictable and more exciting show. All of my picks below go against the Argo storyline, as if it wasn’t coming at all. Just like in the film, Argo was a red herring all along. If all goes according to confusion, here’s what could happen: BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS “What The What?!” pick: Jacki Weaver , Silver Linings Playbook Based on previous ceremonies, this is potentially the first award of the night, and what better way to start off the night than ruining everyone’s ballots? An Anne Hathaway win has been too obvious, and when something is too obvious, voters tend to look for a way out. The same rule has been slowly killing Lincoln all season, which doesn’t play into Sally Field’s favor. The next choice would be Amy Adams in The Master , but here’s where we’ve got the Weinstein factor: somewhere in the season, Harvey looked at his prospects and picked the easy Silver Linings Playbook over the bold Master . Jacki Weaver’s nomination was baffling to begin with, and that same campaign leads to a win. BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR “What The What?!” pick: Philip Seymour Hoffman , The Master This category has been swirling around the dependably exceptional Hoffman all season. Christoph Waltz is picking up some late backlash with people commenting that what he does in Django is identical to what he won for in Inglourious Basterds . Tommy Lee Jones didn’t win a lot of support with a grouchy turn at the Golden Globes, not enough Academy voters bought Robert De Niro’s Katie Couric cry-fest, and Alan Arkin’s performance is not all that different from his turn in Little Miss Sunshine . Hoffman’s steadiness wins the day. BEST ACTRESS “What The What?!” pick: Naomi Watts , The Impossible Just like Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain, Watts is on her second Academy Award nomination. Lawrence has a natural cockiness that charms the Internet crowd, but fmakes her a difficult Oscar campaigner. Chastain was similar to Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker , delivering a revelatory, powerhouse performance that’s overshadowed by the film itself (I’m curious if Bigelow will ever direct someone to an Oscar). The storyline behind Emmanuelle Riva is that she’ll turn 86 on Oscar Sunday, but old and accomplished does not guarantee anyone an Oscar. (Six years ago, they overlooked freaking Peter O’Toole, so there’s the love shown for the emeritus crowd.). Watts is someone current, who the voters seem to love, and wins based on a familiar role in a tear-jerker film. BEST ACTOR “What The What?!” pick: Joaquin Phoenix , The Master A hypothetic discussion between prognosticators: “But Daniel Day-Lewis had it in the bag!” “If Jamie Foxx can win for Ray and Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote , then DDL only makes sense!” “The Oscars love imitations.” “But it was just an imitation.” “No one really knows what Lincoln moved or sounded like.” “They didn’t want a history lesson.” “Phoenix also moved and spoke in a distinct style. Painfully.” “It looked like it hurt, moving all hunched over. He looked like he starved himself.” “The Oscars love pretty people breaking themselves down.” “This must be like Charlize Theron winning for Monster .” “But Phoenix trashed the Oscars.” “No more so than anyone else has in the past. And he hopped back on the trail at Harvey’s encouragement.” “Phoenix must’ve been destined for this. If Harvey has his back.” “I knew it was Phoenix all along!” “I said it first!” BEST DIRECTOR “What The What?!” pick: Michael Haneke , Amour Amour ’s glut of nominations showed there was serious affection for Haneke’s Palme d’Or winner, and it was clearly through the labor of Haneke himself. The Academy has a track record of not awarding prestige directors like Haneke or Malick or Hitchcock or Kubrick, but this is the year for weirdness. The most surprising choice would be Tarantino, but his Django stumping has sparked uncomfortable conversations, which leads to thought-provoking essays but not Oscars. (Plus, in this “What The What?” ceremony, he wins another Original Screenplay award). Spielberg, despite all the industry love, will be the poster child for Lincoln ’s struggles as the obvious choice. A Haneke win is the result of voters not knowing who to fall behind, so why not go with the smart Austrian? BEST PICTURE “What The What?!” pick: Zero Dark Thirty When the prognosticators decided Argo was in, everything else was out. ZDT riled up too much controversy and was done, because they had Argo, which was Diet ZDT . Well guess what: Out of left field comes ZDT for the win. It’s an amalgam of other nominees: it’s got the historical gravitas of Lincoln without the drag; it’s got the the true life thriller ending of Argo without the embellishment; it’s got the fire of Django Unchained without the mess; it stars a face of Young Hollywood who isn’t the too-cocky but too-familiar Jennifer Lawrence. It’s a massive critic success and has been victorious at the box office. A Zero Dark Thirty win would confuse everyone down to Kathryn Bigelow herself, but this has been a season of confusion, not surprises. Plenty of other things could happen to destroy Oscar ballots. Searching for Sugarman could lose Best Documentary; ParaNorman could win Best Animated Feature; Amour could lose Best Foreign Film if Haneke wins Best Director, like the latter is a consolation prize. Even if Argo wins the final prize on Sunday, it will still prove to be a bizarre year. Affleck was not nominated for Best Director, but somehow, an also-ran director became the discussion. The 2012 Oscar race has been strange, and here’s hoping Sunday is strange, too. John Hendel is a playwright from Los Angeles. Follow John Hendel on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
