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Adriana Lima on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck the genius behind these pictures is, but I do know if you’re on the beach and Adriana Lima, mom pussy or not, is there in a bikini, you do whatever it takes to get a full body shot. You climb in a tree, you pay a retarded or blind kid to walk up to her and ask for a picture, you fucking dig a hole in the sand to pop up under her, you rent scuba gear, a hellicopter, a dune buggy, pretty much anything you can get your hands on to get the fucking shot….cuz sure, she’s hot and looks alright from the tit up, but that’s not why I do this site or spend my days wasting away on the internet looking at new pictures of celeb pussy….I do it to see the fucking goods, and not the goods hiding behind the fucking chair…

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Adriana Lima In Her Hot Leather Suit

If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose one woman to see wearing a little leather jacket and what appear to be leather short shorts, I’d definitely have to go with supermodel Adriana Lima . Would you look at that, here she is. Not only is she wearing a hot little leather outfit, but it looks like she’s got on a pink leather halter top under there. Why the hell would she be keeping that from me? that’s just selfish. At least her ass looks good.

Adriana Lima Because She’s Incredibly Hot

It’s funny but when I see pictures of AnnaLynne McCord blowing kisses to the camera it annoys the hell out of me, but when someone like Adriana Lima does is I get weak in the knees. Maybe it’s because she’s a supermodel or maybe it’s because she’s insanely frikin’ hot! Look at those eyes, I want to make love to them. I’m aware that’s an odd thing to say, and more than a little disturbing, but I’m keeping it because I want to spend more time looking at these pictures than writing this crap. Enjoy.

Adriana Lima’s Cute Little Purple Bikini

If you’ve been wondering what Adriana Lima has been up to lately, wonder no more, she’s been hanging out on the beach in her sexy little purple bikini. At least for a period of time over the weekend, the rest of the time I have no idea what she’s been doing and I don’t really care. Just the thought of Adriana in a bikini gets me going so having some actual pictures of the event makes it even more special. Not to mention that these aren’t even for a photoshoot, this is just how hot she looks all the time. Amazing.

Adriana Lima is a Mom in her Bikini of the Day

I think it’s got to the point in running this site where I don’t need to really write anything about anyone and you people just know what I am thinking, kinda like a married couple at the diner having breakfast on their 50th wedding anniversary RV road trip, but I will say this, Adriana Lima, whether her body is a little softer and thicker thanks to ill-decisions made because she’s a catholic and doesn’t believe in Plan B, Abortions or Birth Control, she’s still Adriana Lima….and here she is in some real deal at the hotel bikini pictures cuz they are better than the photoshoot pictures we normally see, even if all the retouching on photoshop makes her look better…cuz That’s all I have to say about that….

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Adriana Lima Does Her Supermodel Thing

Here’s Adriana Lima doing that supermodel thing that she does where my pants get tighter and I start to get a little light headed. I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but supermodels in sexy boots have always been one of my favorite things. When I was a young boy my grandfather used to take me to the supermodel store to stare at the latest models and I remember thinking that when I’m older I’d like to have one of my own. I later found out that it was a strip club not a store and that sometimes even something beautiful can give you a very uncomfortable rash. The moral of the story…. Never wear shorts to a strip club.

Adriana Lima Topless for V Magazine of the Day

Adriana Lima was more fun when she was a crazy Catholic girl from Brazil who claimed she was a virgin, but spent her days getting paid stupid money to model naked. It was like this confusing shit I couldn’t get my head around but I knew it was hot…way hotter than when crazy Catholic girls become whores and fuck everyone…because 25 year old hot virigns is just on another level…I am convinced shit was a lie to begin with, it just made her that much more exciting to jerk off to. It was probably a language barrier issue and she was really trying to tell people that because she was a crazy Catholic girl she respects virgins, but she’s too busy to care, because she’s out practicing getting knocked up, which unfortunately, she got good at, and now has to live with for the rest of her life…but she’s still looing good to me.

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Adriana Lima Topless For V Magazine

This picture is pretty self explanatory if you ask me, Adriana Lima without her top on for the cover of V Magazine . I don’t know what V Magazine is, but someone should tell them that their stupid giant V is blocking my view of Adriana’s supermodel nipples. Not cool guys, if there was ever a time for a lower case v this would be it. Thanks for nothing.

Marisa Miller Is A Guitar Hero

I’m sure by now you’ve all seen the Guitar Hero commercials featuring various celebrities reenacting the famous scene from Risky Business , but you haven’t seen it like this. Here’s supermodel and all around hot piece of ass Marisa Miller shaking her booty and gyrating like a pro in a video that was considered too racy to air. I’m pretty sure the scene where her big supermodel boobs were bouncing around out of control is what did it, I think she was playing the drums, I didn’t really notice. Hot stuff. Enjoy. Marisa Miller Guitar Hero Video Related Articles: Marisa Miller’s Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures Marisa Miller’s Sexy In FHM Magazine Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures Adriana Lima Picture Moment

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Karolina Kurkova’s Sweet Sweet Spandex

Here’s a shocker for you, model Karolina Kurkova looking hot in her tight spandex workout outfit. Who would have thought? That’s like saying you’re not surprised to hear I live in my mother’s basement. Anyhow, leave it to a supermodel to show us just how spandex is supposed to work, it shouldn’t be stretched out so much that it’s shiny and makes your giant thighs sparkle while they rub together on your walk to KFC . Like two whales trying to mate.