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TV Bites: Matthew Perry Reigns Over Today’s Pilot Pick-Ups

One Awesome Bird Feeder Hat and Two Regrettable Ones (Video)

Filed under: Videos , Fashion , Tech , Animals If you want to see a hummingbird up close, you could use binoculars. But why would you, though, when you can wear a dang bird feeder on your face and let hummingbirds eat from it? In terms of life’s OMG experiences, this is right up there. It may not be as dangerous as climbing Everest or jumping out of a plane, but … hummingbirds! On your face! The special wearable bird feeders cost 80 bucks, but once you load one up with delicious sugar water, you’ll have hummingbirds eating from right between your eyes. Plus, the mask will make you look kind of like a Transformer , which is never a bad thing. After the jump, check out a video of this awesome birdfeeder in action and see two other bird feeder hats that totally fail. Actually pretty cool, right? Well, these other, more regrettable wearable birdfeeders aren’t quite up to par. This hat was posted on Regretsy, which is definitely our favorite website about people’s horrifying DIY creations. It’s definitely not stylish and it doesn’t appear to be functional as a bike helmet, though it juuuust might work as a bird feeder. This bird feeder hat isn’t specifically for hummingbirds, but that doesn’t really matter, because I’m not sure I would want to come anywhere near this if I were any type of bird. In fact, maybe they’d sell more of these if they re-branded them as scarecrows. That finch just has to be plastic. Share via:// L.A. Times Continue reading

Kittens in Auto-Tune, Yo (Video)

Filed under: Videos , Music , Animals What would Lil’ Wayne sound like if he were a kitten ? A visionary YouTuber gives us a glimpse of what auto-tuned kittens would sound like (and thank God it doesn’t sound like that other auto-tuned cat video, Singing Kitties , which sounds like a bad video-game soundtrack being played backwards). The video is definitely fun for a while, even after the would-be Vanilla Ice starts rapping over it. So pump up those speakers and get ready to start kitty-krumping after the jump. Share via:// Twitter Continue reading

In Memoriam: American Idol’s Michael Lynche

The American Idol audience is getting a hold on this “Vote out the right contestant, please” idea. Two weeks in a row, we’ve watched the correct troubadour saunter back to an awaiting womb — last week jiving fetus Aaron Kelly crawled back into the one he calls home, and and this week Michael Lynche was forced to acknowledge his wife and their newborn. Tough luck. After the jump, we reflect on Michael Lynche’s legacy with a fast funeral where Kara DioGuardi’s tears don’t seem as embarrassing.

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In Memoriam: American Idol’s Michael Lynche

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High Expectations Asian Father Does Not Approve (Pictures)

Filed under: MemeTracker We’ve covered Bachelor Frog , one of the more popular variants of the Advice Dog meme. Meet the newest variation, High Expectations Asian Father. It’s just the teensiest bit racist, but we love High Expectations Asian Father! Anyone with overbearing parents, for whom no amount of academic or social success seemed enough, should be able to relate. A Tumblr blog chronicles these images, having fun with the stereotype that nothing is ever good enough for Asian parents. But, it’s all done in good-natured affection. As the blog description reads, “Too bad we love them.” After the jump, our 5 favorite High Expectations Asian Father images. Share previously:// A Guide to Foul Bachelor Frog, 4chan’s Funniest Advice Dog Spinoff Continue reading

Hollywood Ink: Colin Farrell Sucks

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Alec Baldwin to Host Saturday Night Live Season Finale [Saturday Night Live]

Well, we were watching the streaming coverage of the red carpet for tonight’s White House Correspondents Association Dinner , and we overheard Alec Baldwin telling a reporter that he was hosting the SNL season finale, May 15th. Video after the jump. More